Important thread

[biteme]

When was the last time you had an orgasm?
5 minutes ago
5-30 minutes ago
30-60 minutes ago
Today
Yesterday
Too long ago to remember

Remember consistent orgasms are the key to happiness.

 

[spongebob]

unfortunately its been 2 days.

 

[PoyeBoy]

I live with mah girl, it was a couple days ago

 

[OXANDRIN]

whats an orgasm? is that a living thing? i learned about those in biology...

 

[biteme]

3 a day for me lately. What's wrong with you young people? When I was in my 20's it was 4 a day, sometimes 7 or 8.

 

[Mad4Iron]

Shit 3 times today and I've been busy


How's those pics of Sis coming along?

Mad

 

[Citruscide]

I like orgasms with girls

C-ditty

 

[biteme]

I like orgasms with girls

C-ditty

Of course you do, because you never get them.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

This morning

I sense masterbatory overtones.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

You got that right!

come on get laid man,everybody's doin it.

 

[OXANDRIN]

You got that right!

take some "steak-ums" (microwave ones) heat 2-3 of those up so they are like 98 degrees, roll those fuckers up and jerk off in them. it feels like a real pussy, no joke! the only thing better is sticking your dick between two couch cushins and fucking the shit out of it.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

take some "steak-ums" (microwave ones) heat 2-3 of those up so they are like 98 degrees, roll those fuckers up and jerk off in them. it feels like a real pussy, no joke! the only thing better is sticking your dick between two couch cushins and fucking the shit out of it.

pffffft,I guess you've never fucked the inside of a microwaved bannana peel before

 

[OXANDRIN]

pffffft,I guess you've never fucked the inside of a microwaved bannana peel before

any good?

 

[biteme]

My brother got one of those pocket pussies for a wedding gag gift and he gave it to me. I admit that I tried it. It was disappointing. My imagination is not what it use to be.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

any good?

no clue

 

[Latamier]

3 a day for me lately. What's wrong with you young people? When I was in my 20's it was 4 a day, sometimes 7 or 8.

Boy, I'll bet your arm is tired.