immigration

[musclemuscle]

Pedro was trying to get into the U.S. legally through
> Immigration. The Officer said "Pedro, you have passed
> all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless
> you pass it you cannot enter the U.S."
>
> Pedro said, "I am ready."
>
> The officer said "Make a sentence using Yellow, Pink
> and Green."
>
> Pedro thought for a few minutes and said "Mister
> Officer, I am ready."
>
> The Officer said "Go ahead."
>
> Pedro said "The telephone goes green, green, green,
> and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Pedro.'"
>
> Needless to say, Pedro now lives in a neighborhood
> near you.
>
> Have a nice day!

 

[foreigngirl]

Pedro was trying to get into the U.S. legally through
> Immigration. The Officer said "Pedro, you have passed
> all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless
> you pass it you cannot enter the U.S."
>
> Pedro said, "I am ready."
>
> The officer said "Make a sentence using Yellow, Pink
> and Green."
>
> Pedro thought for a few minutes and said "Mister
> Officer, I am ready."
>
> The Officer said "Go ahead."
>
> Pedro said "The telephone goes green, green, green,
> and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Pedro.'"
>
> Needless to say, Pedro now lives in a neighborhood
> near you.
>
> Have a nice day!

smart mofo

 

[swole]

lol

Pedro offers you his protection.

 

[SoreArms]

that was my cousin!