I'm working on a more macho image

[Nathan]

I'm not going to wear pink anymore cause that doesn't seem to go over too well with the ladies. Also, the bowtie is out. I'm tired of people jabbing at my neck when they mock my bowties.
I'm going to start wearing crotchless pants more too. I ask you this: How can one be more manly than when he is walking around with his junk flopping around? You can't so don't bother trying. I'm going to wear more knee-high plaid socks and checkered sweater vests as well. Can't go wrong there.
Oh, I'm also going to carry around massive amounts of pornography in plain view. That way, when people see all the porn they'll think, "This guy is definitely manly. That, or he's weird. Either way he's cool in my book." And they WILL think that just so you know. I'm also thinking that I should ditch the ballerina classes I've been taking, and as such, I may want to stop wearing this damn tutu everywhere I go. While it is a great conversation piece, it detracts from my more manly qualities that I feel are ready to be flaunted. Oh yeah, I'm going to grow some facial hair, well I will anyways as soon as it gets to growing. Finally, I'm thinking cigars are an excellent touch to a more manly me. I won't lie to you, I'm a little concerned about what smoking might do to my already serious asthma but I think it's worth the risk.

Here's to a new, more masculine me.

 

[HappyScrappy]

you should've just said "I want to be just like Havoc" and left it at that.

manly and plaid vested. that is what he is.

 

[TEXgrl]

here's to nathan, quite possibly the funniest MF on the board

 

[Nathan]

you should've just said "I want to be just like Havoc" and left it at that.

manly and plaid vested. that is what he is.

Oh, I see. Any suggestions for a manly look?

 

[HappyScrappy]

for sheer manliness... hmmm - I'd say get really muscled, wear a bikini, and have small knockers. that is how heather darling looks and she is manly as all hell.

 

[Nathan]

Tastes like chicken.

 

[knight69]

Heres to nathan, since your becoming more macho, i figure you can handle more pics, i,m getting some developed, i,l have them to you tommorrow.

 

[Nathan]

Do NOT send me any more pics. Seriously, please don't. I won't open them so it'll be a waste of your time. Good lord this is getting out of hand.

 

[HumorMe]

Now that's a definite improvement !

 

[knight69]

o.k. wife and i talked , this week were going to post some in the members pics. But label it Members wifes pics.

 

[Nathan]

Not looking forward to it. Not even a little bit.