I'm sweating my balls off

[HappyScrappy]

I'm not anything right now aside from an apple/orange combo (the apple is what really does it - the pyruvate in there so I read), and one cup of coffee a few mins ago.

now I sit here all sweaty.

where I work is warm, and I'm naturally pretty warm anyway, but this is crazy.
it is like I'm on dnp, but without really being on it.

I hope the fat loss is the same.

 

[MrMuscle]

i didnt realize people like you still had them

 

[HappyScrappy]

people like me? lol.

 

[the nature boy]

what you should do is put your hand down your pants and get all that nut butter all over your fingers and start shaking hands with people. I love that.

 

[HappyScrappy]

what you should do is put your hand down your pants and get all that nut butter all over your fingers and start shaking hands with people. I love that.

I'm constantly asking the guy in the cube next to me if he wants to smell my fingers.
he claims he can smell them from where he is - but I think that is just the tuna in my trash.

 

[smallmovesal]

dance like boogaloo stu and just work yourself up into a giant sweat. only if you aren't wearing deodorant though... you want to mark your territory with your natural musk.

 

[the nature boy]

I'm constantly asking the guy in the cube next to me if he wants to smell my fingers.
he claims he can smell them from where he is - but I think that is just the tuna in my trash.

okay this can't be read by any women, but when I was with my ex from a while back I used to get my hands up around my nuts after I got back from the gym and while we were sitting on the couch I'd put my arm around her and put my hand close to her face. She HATED THAT!!! Lol, I might have to drop her a line and see if she still remembers that. She called it "ballzack". what a romantic dude I was.

 

[smallmovesal]

did you say you were single nature boy?

 

[the nature boy]

sorta.

I eventually realized I couldn't do that stuff anymore. she'd get me back by waking me up when I was asleep and farting in my face. What a relationship.


wait you weren't supposed to read my last post, it was encrypted.

 

[smallmovesal]

i had a guy in the office read it to me

 

[HappyScrappy]

also, at the gym today, I weighed in at a whopping 195.
I'm losing weight faster than an AIDS patient on DNP.
must be all this not eating, not working out, and job stress.

I'm gonna start a new weight loss program where those are the three pillars that we hold in esteem.

and NB - I do something strikingly similar to my GF if she is doing stuff that I find displeasing - like tickling me or calling me a fag.

 

[MrMuscle]

i thought you were used to people calling you that by now

 

[HappyScrappy]

i thought you were used to people calling you that by now

calling me what? gay?
it is true - I take much abuse.

 

[the nature boy]

i had a guy in the office read it to me

cunning you are.