I'm such an idiot! Got any suggestions?

[marshallmadman]

I hate the hell out of my car. I owe way too much money for it. I want a new fucking car! What should I do? Don't hold back guys, even if it IS a little shady.

 

[Gambino]

take it for a joyride, bash the windows, remove radio and tires...leave in ghetto, possibly burn it (real popular here)...then report stolen next day, hope that if it is found it will be totaled...in most cases, will never be found if fucked up enough...

 

[onerepmaximum]

Suicide is the only answer

 

[SoreArms]

I'm such an idiot! Got any suggestions?

yes, stop being an idiot

 

[marshallmadman]

Yeah, I know, stop being such an idiot. I'm not the only person in the world that has owed more for a car than what I could get out of it. Man, if I commit suicide, I won't be able to get a new car. Isn't that really the whole idea here?

 

[Gambino]

^I'm telling you dude, I didn't make that post up...this method is real popular in Michigan, detroit is littered with abanded cars...give it a shot

 

[onerepmaximum]

Yeah, I know, stop being such an idiot. I'm not the only person in the world that has owed more for a car than what I could get out of it. Man, if I commit suicide, I won't be able to get a new car. Isn't that really the whole idea here?

You are wise, grasshopper. How much are you upside down on your car? Some places will add that amount onto whatever car you trade yours in on. Kind of sucks, but it gets you out of your crappy ride. Try to pick a car that holds its resale value a little better. Good luck maing.

 

[onerepmaximum]

Oh, I almost forgot. You could just let FreeballinDC borrow it. He loses cars & shit.

 

[season7445]

What kind of car is it?

 

[CFZB]

if your negative/backwards on the loan...trade that shit in ....have the dealership pay off the loan ...you kinda take it up the ass...unless you can get a better interest rate ...either way you still have a payment...this way at least you have a slick ride or the one you want...

 

[Deleted member 33117]

if your negative/backwards on the loan...trade that shit in ....have the dealership pay off the loan ...you kinda take it up the ass...unless you can get a better interest rate ...either way you still have a payment...this way at least you have a slick ride or the one you want...

 

[marshallmadman]

I'm upside down by about 5 grand! That's way too much for me to try to "roll over" in to a new vehicle. I know it sounds like it would take care of my problem, but it's only a temporary fix. When I say I'm upside down 5 grand, that means trade in value. I owe about what my cars retail value is.
The Detroit idea sounds like a really good one. My girlfriend is moving to Novi tomorrow. We are packing up all her shit right now. I will drive up on a weekend to visit, and accidentally leave the key in it. Making sure that I remove all of the stuff that I want to keep, first.