Im shrinking

[wootoom]

i had to do bloodwork the otherday and i was measured at 511 228lbs....i thought i was 6 feet! wtf?

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

you've got to be six feet.

they lied to you!

 

[wootoom]

no we measured...maybe that was my penis...hmmm...aids maybe?

 

[chewyxrage]

never admit that to anyone ever again

 

[Cardinal Slin]

and don't be joking about aids... I am sure with a joke like that, the next time you get measured you will be 5 10

 

[wootoom]

and don't be joking about aids... I am sure with a joke like that, the next time you get measured you will be 5 10

fuck off

 

[Cardinal Slin]

go blow a pipe...

I am not even gonna bother with any kind of inhumane comment to someone who wears a moustache like yours..

LOL

 

[chesty]

I used to be close to 6 foot now I am roughly 5'10.5"

 

[wootoom]

go blow a pipe...

I am not even gonna bother with any kind of inhumane comment to someone who wears a moustache like yours..

LOL

hahahaaa u really dont think that is my real moustache...oh wait i forgot you're a fuckin idiot

 

[Arabian]

I know what you mean Ive been telling all the women I have a 9 inch member , then the other month I slept with a gorgeous mathematics teacher and she busted me and now I just tell the truth 4 1/2 alright 5inches..

 

[chefbone]

Cell-Tech stunts growth.

 

[gotmilk]

forget your high heels that day?

 

[Delinquent]

I'm short enough as it is so when I found out that I was an inch shorter than I was in high school, it was even worse news lol

 

[digimon7068]

everybody shrinks. . .discs get thinner. . .articular cartilage wears away. . .spaces bewteen joints get thinner. . .putting 500 lbs on your back and doing squats probably speeds up the process, but as we age, we get shorter. . .

 

[ceo]

heavy deads and squats are the culprits!

Wait, you don't do those...hmm?

ololololollololoo

 

[Creepusmaximus]

I know what you mean Ive been telling all the women I have a 9 inch member , then the other month I slept with a gorgeous mathematics teacher and she busted me and now I just tell the truth 4 1/2 alright 5inches..

I thought your line was the double duce. Best two minutes and two inches of your life baby.