I'm really fucking tough

[Robert Jan]

you know what i am so tough you can strike a fucking match off the palm of my hand.

I could kill all members of EF at once with no weapons and one hand behind my back.

somebody stop me before i kill you. I said somebody stop me!

anybody?

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

You really tried that with a match? I wanna try too.

Whoah, this is peer influence here, no pun intended.

 

[Robert Jan]

No of course not, you fairy

you wanna dance, pretty boy

 

[Carmen]

you know what i am so tough you can strike a fucking match off the palm of my hand.

I could kill all members of EF at once with no weapons and one hand behind my back.

somebody stop me before i kill you. I said somebody stop me!

anybody?

i'll fight you.

 

[bdog527]

You reside way too close to France to be considered anything other than a pussy.

Sorry.

 

[Robert Jan]

Anytime woman.

just tell me when and where

As the challenger you are offered the choice of weapon (if desired) and the choice of oil/mud (if desired)

 

[Carmen]

Anytime woman.

just tell me when and where

As the challenger you are offered the choice of weapon (if desired) and the choice of oil/mud (if desired)

no weapons necessary. i'm about half your height so i'll just headbutt you in your kneecaps. and then dance all over you in my heels.

 

[Robert Jan]

You reside way too close to France to be considered anything other than a pussy.

Sorry.

Those be fightin' words

 

[Razorguns]

bet you can't fuck a 300lb fat chick.

see, not as tough as you thought you were!

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

No of course not, you fairy

you wanna dance, pretty boy

I bet you I could do it. I have real man's hands.

 

[Subzeero]

As the challenger you are offered the choice of weapon (if desired) and the choice of oil/mud (if desired)

All I need in a battle field are my two huge balls. I will simply crush u with them.

 

[Robert Jan]

All I need in a battle field are my two huge balls. I will simply crush u with them.

amateurs with big balls. I have three balls. how is that

I got more balls than you bitch

 

[scriptfactory]

I'd lay my dick on Robert Jan's shoulders and break his ankles. Don't try to play with real men.

P.S.: My girlfriend laughed at you. She said she remembers that picture you posted of your high school class. She said it was the largest amount of dorks she had ever seen in one location.

 

[Subzeero]

amateurs with big balls. I have three balls. how is that

I got more balls than you bitch

Oh yah, I crushed a guy with a billion balls once. Woman!!

 

[Robert Jan]

I'd lay my dick on Robert Jan's shoulders and break his ankles. Don't try to play with real men.

P.S.: My girlfriend laughed at you. She said she remembers that picture you posted of your high school class. She said it was the largest amount of dorks she had ever seen in one location.

Im not responsible for that and all them HS group pics look this way

As for your dick comment that's a faggot pussy thing to do and you cant lay your dick on my shoulder bitch youre too short

your gf is prolly a dumb heffer anyway

 

[Robert Jan]

Oh yah, I crushed a guy with a billion balls once. Woman!!

dude, you wouldn't like when im angry

 

[Robert Jan]

script oh my god you're a dumb motherfucker. It's stupid enough to take a genuine tough guy talk serious and you just started talking shit on an obviously phrased in jest online tough guy thread on a message board.

The idea was to have a laugh or two at internet tough guy syndrome as portrayed by this diagram...

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040319l.jpg

Now you went and fucked it up because you are a stupid moron. I bet you are one of those guys who has his mouth open even when he isn't using it to spill out incoherent basic instinctal garbage, and drools.

 

[mountain muscle]

Someone call Dubya and tell them Robert Jan has WMDs in his house then we can all watch his country get lit up on CNN.

 

[Carmen]

dude, you wouldn't like when im angry

why, you hold your breath and stomp your feet?
you couldn't fight your way out of a plastic bag, babydoll.

 

[Robert Jan]

As if even a moron like him will believe that.

 

[ringperm]

Robert Jan is so famous for his bad temper, that they even made a statue in his honor: http://www.museumsnett.no/vigelandmuseet/2parken/2d_broen/images/sinnataggen_stor.jpg

 

[Robert Jan]

why, you hold your breath and stomp your feet?
you couldn't fight your way out of a plastic bag, babydoll.

I dont stomp my feet OR use a plastic bag in fighting until after i knock you out and kick the shit out of you and cut you up into pieces to feed to the pigs.

 

[Carmen]

I dont stomp my feet OR use a plastic bag in fighting until after i knock you out and kick the shit out of you and cut you up into pieces to feed to the pigs.

you couldn't cut your own meat if your momma wasn't there to cut it for you.

 

[Robert Jan]

you couldn't cut your own meat if your momma wasn't there to cut it for you.

I wouldn't let anyone else cut my meat for me unless I was eating out.

My mother is a good cook but she always overcooks the steak just a tad to my taste. I like it bloody.

I also don't actually live with my parents, in fact I live in another country

 

[Carmen]

I wouldn't let anyone else cut my meat for me unless I was eating out.

My mother is a good cook but she always overcooks the steak just a tad to my taste. I like it bloody.

when you start to cry about your overcooked meat, does she hold you against her breast and comfort you?

 

[Robert Jan]

when you start to cry about your overcooked meat, does she hold you against her breast and comfort you?

no she tells me to make my own damn meat then, and i do.

 

[Carmen]

no she tells me to make my own damn meat then, and i do.

no hon, i think she says "BEAT your own meat"

 

[Subzeero]

no hon, i think she says "BEAT your own meat"

o oh

 

[V-Machine]

no weapons necessary. i'm about half your height so i'll just headbutt you in your kneecaps. and then dance all over you in my heels.

Uh if you are like half his height then those wouldnt be his kneecaps..........


Shit how come no women ever offer to fight me lol.

 

[Robert Jan]

Uh if you are like half his height then those wouldnt be his kneecaps..........


Shit how come no women ever offer to fight me lol.

thats cuz you dont live as far away from them as me. Sugarplum wouldn't dare say that shit to me in person.

 

[Carmen]

thats cuz you dont live as far away from them as me. Sugarplum wouldn't dare say that shit to me in person.

you know i would, if you could hear me over the sound of you beating your own meat.

 

[Robert Jan]

would you like to talk to me as i beat my own meat?

 

[Carmen]

would you like to talk to me as i beat my own meat?

ok.

 

[Robert Jan]

Guess what, you just did.

:O

 

[Robert Jan]

not really, of course, you know, thats silly.

 

[scriptfactory]

Haha! Robert jan is sensitive! I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings with the statement that my girlfriend made.

If you couldn't tell me post war also a joke, matey. I didn't mean to make you cry.

 

[Robert Jan]

you just set me off when you started talking about putting your penis on me. I dont swing that way matey (while on land anyway)

 

[scriptfactory]

you just set me off when you started talking about putting your penis on me. I dont swing that way matey (while on land anyway)

Don't pretend that you don't like the cock. I've BEEN to the netherlands...

Ok, ok. I'll stop now. Peace.

 

[Robert Jan]

I like my cock.

Holland isn't more gay than other places.

well not except the old centre of Amsterdam. thats pretty gay

kinky too

 

[Carmen]

I like my cock.

Holland isn't more gay than other places.

well not except the old centre of Amsterdam. thats pretty gay

kinky too

4 people just sent me karma and said they have no doubt i could kick your ass.

 

[BileStew]

script oh my god you're a dumb motherfucker. It's stupid enough to take a genuine tough guy talk serious and you just started talking shit on an obviously phrased in jest online tough guy thread on a message board.

The idea was to have a laugh or two at internet tough guy syndrome as portrayed by this diagram...

http://www.penny-arcade.com/images/2004/20040319l.jpg

Now you went and fucked it up because you are a stupid moron. I bet you are one of those guys who has his mouth open even when he isn't using it to spill out incoherent basic instinctal garbage, and drools.

lol, what did he do, send you red for the heffer comment?

 

[Robert Jan]

4 people just sent me karma and said they have no doubt i could kick your ass.

4 people are internet players who want your T&A

 

[Carmen]

4 people are internet players who want your T&A

they were all women.

 

[Robert Jan]

they were all women.

Then they are soldiers of the Feminist Lesbian Man Hating army in black leather boots and trimcuts.

 

[Robert Jan]

lol, what did he do, send you red for the heffer comment?

nah

 

[Becoming]

LOL - I didn't bother reading the first post cause the title is so ridiculous

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

 

[MAX 300]

@ RJ

 

[Testosterone boy]

no weapons necessary. i'm about half your height so i'll just headbutt you in your kneecaps. and then dance all over you in my heels.

Half his height?

If your head is flat with pistol grip ears, I am in on this gig.

The pistol grip ears are negotiable.

 

[UA_Iron]

headbutt and then 180lbs of pure f*cken violence and you're going down my friend. Even if you got like 6+ inches on me.

hahah, I dont know, its been forever since I have been in a fight.

 

[Testosterone boy]

they were all women.

I have found that women are equally tantalized by the largish breasts that you would seem to sport.

 

[scriptfactory]

lol, what did he do, send you red for the heffer comment?

My burn was so good he thought about it again and got all sensitive on me! Haha! Buuuurn!

I don't believe in sending red for stupid shit like someone calling my girlfriend a heffer. There are better uses for it (like for people who want to dose their girlfriends protein shake with dbol. )

 

[Robert Jan]

Half his height?

If your head is flat with pistol grip ears, I am in on this gig.

The pistol grip ears are negotiable.

toothless midgets with big ears and an excessive saliva production and no gag reflex and a baby's "seek and suck" reflex.... are cool.