I'm not sure if its legal but I can't help myself. She looks and talks like Tara Reid with huge boobs. Aside from that, she's not annoying, doesn't ask questions, and has an amazing family. She invited me over to meet her parents and have a cocktail around 11 PM last night and by 1:30 AM I was shitfaced. Her dad
(a surgeon) made me suck down a couple martinis with him which was probably the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. Then we took shots of tequila and had a Jager Bomb while grilling bratwursts. I obviously couldn't drive home so they let me stay the night at their pad and cooked breakfast for me in the morning. On top of that, they invited me to dinner tonight but I have to work.
I really didn't want a relationship for a while but I dunno if I can pass this up.