I'm reallin diggin' this 17 year old

[from zero]

Run. Now.

 

[mylife]

I'm not sure if its legal but I can't help myself. She looks and talks like Tara Reid with huge boobs. Aside from that, she's not annoying, doesn't ask questions, and has an amazing family. She invited me over to meet her parents and have a cocktail around 11 PM last night and by 1:30 AM I was shitfaced. Her dad
(a surgeon) made me suck down a couple martinis with him which was probably the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. Then we took shots of tequila and had a Jager Bomb while grilling bratwursts. I obviously couldn't drive home so they let me stay the night at their pad and cooked breakfast for me in the morning. On top of that, they invited me to dinner tonight but I have to work.

I really didn't want a relationship for a while but I dunno if I can pass this up.

 

[jerkbox]

man that sounds pretty sweet

 

[distanced]

they are aliens trying to get you to breed satan worshipers with their daughter. she is like the praying mantis, once you do your duty inside, she eats you

 

[from zero]

Make friends with her dad, which you have done.

But, mark my words, you will regret this. She's 17. She'll either become really immature really quickly, or get really upset about nothing and attempt suicide.

 

[revexrevex]

gettinglarger, how about you stop giving your "unbiased" advice and go lift mother fucker

 

[from zero]

gettinglarger, how about you stop giving your "unbiased" advice and go lift mother fucker

No, it's very biased.

Have you ever known a non-piece-of-trash 17 year old girl? Right, I thought so.

I will be lifting in approximately 4.5 hours. Relax.

Don't call me that.

 

[buttplug]

How old are you?

 

[oubeta]

Do you know what's good about a 17 year old?
She looks 12 in the shower,,,lol

I'm here all week lol

 

[tiger88]

I'm not sure if its legal but I can't help myself. She looks and talks like Tara Reid with huge boobs. Aside from that, she's not annoying, doesn't ask questions, and has an amazing family. She invited me over to meet her parents and have a cocktail around 11 PM last night and by 1:30 AM I was shitfaced. Her dad
(a surgeon) made me suck down a couple martinis with him which was probably the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. Then we took shots of tequila and had a Jager Bomb while grilling bratwursts. I obviously couldn't drive home so they let me stay the night at their pad and cooked breakfast for me in the morning. On top of that, they invited me to dinner tonight but I have to work.

I really didn't want a relationship for a while but I dunno if I can pass this up.

post a mother fucking pic....i love the young ones