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"I'm on a horse"
- Thread starter Smurfy
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haha you know it! I'm looking down on you at this very moment!
LMFFMAO! That shit is brilliant.
Jealousy does not become thee. That boy is fine as a motherfucker.
PICK3
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Once I went to a country bar and noticed a horse in a fenced area next to the bar that you could see from inside.
I inquired to the bartender about the horse and he told me it belonged to the bar owner.
I told him I bet you $5 dollars I can make that horse laugh. The bartender agreed to the bet and I left my stool and went around the building and in sight of the bartender I lifted the horses' ear and whispered into it ... seconds later the horse started laughing its ass off.
I came back inside and the bartender gave me my $5 winnings.
A few drinks later I told the bartender, "I bet you $100 I can make that horse cry". The bartender agreed to the bet and again went outside and approached the horse ... seconds later the horse was weeping like a baby.
When I returned in astonishment the bartender asked me, "what did you do to make that horse laugh then later cry?"
I explained ... the first time I told the horse, "my cawk is bigger than yours"
On the second trip I unzipped my zipper and showed him.
ricco561
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I'm on a moat.
im on a bloat
Waverly6969
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I'm on a goat.
ricco561
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I perfer sheep.
stephen4327
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i shoot my skeete down ya gurls throat
PICK3
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I prefer sheep
ricco561
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PICK3
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not particularly well this today
I'm so hung over it hurts when I click teh mouse
fml
ricco561
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Fell off the wagon?
That shit must be working cause I bought my first ever old spice deodorant stick the other day. Love the smell, nothing too strong, the cologne doesn't like competition.
lol I did! I liked the aqua one but it was a tad too strong, plus it had a similar smell as the Axe deodorant I wear.
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