Im now accepting applications for a EF assistant

[theoak01]

IVe decided Im far to busy to keep up with everything on this site and I need a assistant, a taj to my van wilder so to speak.

so on this thread or a pm I can copy and paste to this thread tell me in a few paragraphs why you should get the job.

 

[alien amp pharm]

cuz I'm special

 

[samoth]

I don't quite understand what it is I'm applying for, but I'm obviously the most qualified for the job. I'll PM you my resume.

 

[theoak01]

dude totally not good enough,thats barely a sentence let alone a few paragraphs

samoth watch van wilder and that will give you a idea,only you will keep track of my ef life for me and all related matters

 

[alien amp pharm]

cuz I follow directions well.

 

[theoak01]

god dammit your totally fucking cut,your cant even follow directions, I want a witty application here people,make it interesting

 

[samoth]

samoth watch van wilder and that will give you a idea,only you will keep track of my ef life for me and all related matters

Dude, I don't have a TV, let alone a VCR or DVD player.

Link me to the movie script or somethin'.

 

[rsnoble-im-back]

You don't have to be a fruit for this position do you?

 

[theoak01]

lol no you can be whatever,men women,gay strait,it dont matter as I dont want any involvement beyond a assistant to boss around

samoth,one sec

 

[theoak01]

http://movies.about.com/library/weekly/aa040302b.htm
this is kal penn's interview on the movie I couldnt find a script

 

[chewyxrage]

I want to learn the art of muff diving.

 

[samoth]

I want to learn the art of muff diving.

Dude, they teach that freshman year of college.

 

[bluepeter]

What's with the male prostitute solicitation threads?

 

[Dakotah]

can i be it cause im sexxy? (well im told im sexxy )

 

[theoak01]

hey fuckers dont ruin this,I think we have some witty bastards who could turn this into a kick ass thread,now apply or your cut

 

[theoak01]

can i be it cause im sexxy? (well im told im sexxy )

your application is under consideration on those grounds,however everyone else must complete a coverletter

 

[samoth]

http://movies.about.com/library/weekly/aa040302b.htm
this is kal penn's interview on the movie I couldnt find a script

While still confused as to the movie reference, I'm nonetheless the most qualified for the job of whatever it is you're looking for.

 

[Dakotah]

your application is under consideration on those grounds,however everyone else must complete a coverletter

that makes my whole day happier

 

[Lestat]

I need a whole staff of people now that i think of it. Good idea.

 

[habitualhealth]

that movie is hilarious

 

[jenscats5]

What's the rate of pay??

 

[theoak01]

sexual favours for women,and men get the satisfaction of serving the great oaktown

 

[jenscats5]

sexual favours for women,and men get the satisfaction of serving the great oaktown

Pffffft!!! I want cash...

 

[artrius]

sexual favours for women,and men get the satisfaction of serving the great oaktown

you cheap bastard... should be called "broketown" instead

 

[theoak01]

you cheap bastard... should be called "broketown" instead

I agree I am damn cheap,but I make little money and am fresh out of college so until I get a career I am broketown