I'm not getting a damn thing done here today.

[jnevin]

I have no motivation, I'm having a shit month, and I have a bunch of idiots working for me that I really want to get rid of. I think I'll go dump a bunch of piranhas into a water aerobics class.

 

[bluepeter]

Self employment is a bitch.

 

[jnevin]

Self employment is a bitch.

Not self employed, just managing a bunch of fools that were hired by the last guy. They should be out getting business for next month, but are just sitting around doing nothing. I want to go out there with a scythe and start swinging. Grown ass people. I've seen 10 year olds more responsible.

 

[Lestat]

what do you do?

 

[H_T_]

start wearing costumes to work. cowboy, pirate, a proper, tea-sipping English lady.....

 

[bluepeter]

Not self employed, just managing a bunch of fools that were hired by the last guy. They should be out getting business for next month, but are just sitting around doing nothing. I want to go out there with a scythe and start swinging. Grown ass people. I've seen 10 year olds more responsible.

bah

My zinger goes unnoticed.

 

[jnevin]

what do you do?

Manage a branch of a mortgage company.

 

[jnevin]

bah

My zinger goes unnoticed.

Zinger?

 

[bluepeter]

Zinger?

You have a bunch of idiots working for you.....self-employed......never mind

 

[jnevin]

start wearing costumes to work. cowboy, pirate, a proper, tea-sipping English lady.....

Bro, I just did an interpretive dance number playing the part of a volcano through the office. I used toilet paper for streamers. I think I'm going to crank some Neil Diamond on one stereo and some Christian talk radio on the other and start a fucking mosh pit in here.

 

[H_T_]

Bro, I just did an interpretive dance number playing the part of a volcano through the office. I used toilet paper for streamers. I think I'm going to crank some Neil Diamond on one stereo and some Christian talk radio on the other and start a fucking mosh pit in here.

there isn't a gat dang thing wrong with Neil Diamond.....

 

[jnevin]

You have a bunch of idiots working for you.....self-employed......never mind

Leave my personalities out of this you fuggin republican.

 

[H_T_]

ok, get on the PA and say: "Dong, where is my automobile?"

 

[jnevin]

ok, get on the PA and say: "Dong, where is my automobile?"

The worst part is I have to act like a grown up here. I am way too immature to be in charge of people. I think I should go carmex someone's pedals in their car. Now who's the most expendable?

 

[H_T_]

pepper spray the door handles.

 

[jnevin]

pepper spray the door handles.

I'm going to eat 2 lbs. of asparragus and pee in the coffee maker.

 

[H_T_]

start talking like Yoda to everyone.

 

[jnevin]

start talking like Yoda to everyone.

That's already my approach to management dude. Anyone tells you there's a different way, they're an idiot.

 

[BileStew]

bah

My zinger goes unnoticed.

Hopefully it was attached to a boomerang.

 

[H_T_]

i'd find the most weak minded person there and make him dress like a native, like something from bugs bunny. then i'd don a hunting outfit and stalk around the office looking for big game.

 

[jnevin]

i'd find the most weak minded person there and make him dress like a native, like something from bugs bunny. then i'd don a hunting outfit and stalk around the office looking for big game.

I was just giving origami a shot and got frustrated. It's wierd how hard it is when you have no idea of what you're doing. I wadded them into spit balls and threw them at my people at point blank range screaming "You like that bitch? Do you?"