I'm not a BITCH but...

[velvett]

finish the sentence...
































*snicker*

 

[Lestat]

i bleed for days on end

 

[superqt4u2nv]

Fuck that I can be a bitch and am proud of it.

 

[patsfan1379]

...the associates are

 

[velvett]

Fuck that I can be a bitch and am proud of it.

LOL

Me too.




NOW STICK WITH THE PROGRAM DAMMIT!

 

[ChefWide]

... if you keep your thighs like that, you wont be able to hear me anyway.

 

[trailseeker]

I have severe bitch tendancies.

I also heard this somewhere but for the life of me I can't remember:

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and don't die"

 

[Lumberg]

your daddy musta married his first cousin.

 

[superqt4u2nv]

LOL

Me too.




NOW STICK WITH THE PROGRAM DAMMIT!

Ok lets see I am not a bitch but I do hell of a good impersonation of one

 

[Gambino]

finish the sentence...

will you tag me in the ass?

 

[AAP]

...but I ain't gay either.

 

[velvett]

will you tag me in the ass?

Silicone or glass?

 

[Gambino]

Silicone or glass?

platinum shaft with a ruby head and diamond balls

 

[jerseyart]

you hear my rhythm on your radio

 

[velvett]

platinum shaft with a ruby head and diamond balls

well if that is what works for you.
I'll be sure to keep it polished smooth.




















Coz I don't wanna have to clean up after YOU.

 

[jnevin]

wait, yes I am. Thorry!

 

[Dunk]

I have severe bitch tendancies.

I also heard this somewhere but for the life of me I can't remember:

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and don't die"

South Park Movie. Now hit me!

 

[The Shadow]

finish the sentence...
































*snicker*

LMAO.....NICE


..I think you meant "snickers" though

 

[velvett]

LMAO.....NICE


..I think you meant "snickers" though

follow the trail of mini's ....

 

[HumorMe]

.....I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night.

 

[The Shadow]

follow the trail of mini's ....

 

[velvett]

.....I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night.

mints on the pillows?

 

[HumorMe]

mints on the pillows?

pearls around the neck.

 

[velvett]

pearls around the neck.

Really, you shoudn't have.
How will you be delivering the matching earings?

 

[chewyxrage]

.... I saved money on my car insurance by switching to geiko

 

[HumorMe]

Really, you shoudn't have.
How will you be delivering the matching earings?

lol. It depends how far away they are because I'm not that really good of shot?

 

[velvett]

lol. It depends how far away they are because I'm not that really good of shot?

Well, save up so you can have some practice shots.

 

[jenscats5]

I'm not a BITCH but.............








I can treat you like one.....

 

[HumorMe]

Well, save up so you can have some practice shots.

Kegel exercises....lol

 

[velvett]

I'm not a BITCH but.............

I can treat you like one.....

OH THAT IS SOOOOOO GOOD.


















GOD, and you're such a BITCH for coming up with that first.
HmmPH.

 

[jenscats5]

OH THAT IS SOOOOOO GOOD.



GOD, and you're such a BITCH for coming up with that first.
HmmPH.

 

[BUBBLES]

...don't f@#k with me!

 

[velvett]

AND YOU!

 

[The Shadow]

AND YOU!

...dont you need some water or something?

 

[The Shadow]

I will be when I go back to the pharmacy tomorrow...


LOL

 

[Lumberg]

...I play one on TV.

 

[velvett]

I will be when I go back to the pharmacy tomorrow...


LOL

Seriously.

Listen carefully - you might just hear me.

 

[Pamela]

Somedays I feel like one!

 

[dirty~d~]

... I do have this problem with being nice to stupid, ignorant people. Everytime I try, my mouth acquires a mind of its own and the next thing I know, the dumbass is crying.

 

[skittles]

I'm not a bitch, I just don't look at things from the up my ass point of view

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

...I'm just kidding. I am a bitch...with my own money

 

[BlondeBombshell27]

I play one on tv.

 

[Lumberg]

I play one on tv.

....I have no reading comprehension?

 

[BlondeBombshell27]

Kind of like when someone says I'm not a doctor but I play one on tv.

 

[Razorguns]

..you have GOT to stop being so sexy dahlin'!!!

 

[annabelletx]

oh hell i can't finish that sentence because i am a total bitch.

 

[Lumberg]

Kind of like when someone says I'm not a doctor but I play one on tv.

instead of bombshell it should say bimbo. try reading a thread before adding your response. I said the same thing several posts up. thus my comment about reading comprehension.

 

[biteme]

Yes, but you are a sweet bitch. That makes all the difference in the world.