I'm Never Touchin Myself Again...

[Frackal]

Never, Never ,Never, again..

Last night bad night,
Lotion=Hand=Porn=Erection=Vigorous Stroking=Memory loss=Waking up In Bed Nekid Not knowin how You got there...

See how it links together? ...... Then dealing with my hand after I find out that it's plastered around my dick...

 

[HappyScrappy]

hold me

 

[Frackal]

come here my lovely

 

[danielson]

i wonder if young teenagers will sue britney spears ten years down the road for poor eyesight

she's on TV now and is wearing a flesh coloured cat-suit, and is SMOKING

never say never

 

[HappyScrappy]

i wonder if young teenagers will sue britney spears ten years down the road for poor eyesight

she's on TV now and is wearing a flesh coloured cat-suit, and is SMOKING

never say never

I've said it before and I'll say it again - I'd do her.
really anyone or anything in a flash color cat-suit is gonna get HappyScrappy lovin if they aren't careful. lord knows the cat here learned that one the hard way when it played with the norelco one weekend.

 

[Natymike]

I know what you mean. Its always a cool feeling to pass out right after you climax and wake up 6 hours later in the same position knowing that somebody had to of seen you.

cool feeling.

 

[HappyScrappy]

knowing that somebody had to of seen you.

esp if you are like me and are on your front lawn wearing nothing but flip flops, ray bans, and a smile.

 

[danielson]

I've said it before and I'll say it again - I'd do her.
really anyone or anything in a flash color cat-suit is gonna get HappyScrappy lovin if they aren't careful. lord knows the cat here learned that one the hard way when it played with the norelco one weekend.

 

[Big Johnson]

Lotion=Hand=Porn=Erection=Vigorous Stroking=Memory loss=Waking up In Bed Nekid Not knowin how You got there...

Way too much G, bro.

 

[Longhorn85]

Never, Never ,Never, again..

Last night bad night,
Lotion=Hand=Porn=Erection=Vigorous Stroking=Memory loss=Waking up In Bed Nekid Not knowin how You got there...

See how it links together? ...... Then dealing with my hand after I find out that it's plastered around my dick...

As George Carlin said,

Don't just drag yourself in there and use yourself again. Bring flowers, man. How about a candlelit dinner for one? Be coy with yourself: "I don't wanna. Oh come on honey, for me?"

 

[Stan O'Zolol]

I don't want anybody else
When I think about me, I touch myself.

 

[Kryp2o]

I don't want anybody else
When I think about me, I touch myself.