Im moving

[cityhick]

Alright guys I don't post here near as much as I used to but some of you vets and older members might remember me.

Well I am moving to a middle eastern country for a job opportunity overseas by the end of this month. I'm all excited about going to the local pharmacies to get my amps. And making all the money to afford them . That's the good news.

Bad news,

Due to unemployment, Ive been smoking a ridiculous amount of pot and due to lack of notice for this job don't have much more then a week to pass a drug screen. Shitty, but I have a couple plans to hopefully make this work.

Its a great opportunity for me and hopefully I will be able to have access to the Internet and be able to be a member of this site still. But just in case I don't, have a good one all. Pray I pass this test. I leave on the 30th if so.

Lift on.

 

[sugashane]

Good luck bro. Hope all goes well.

 

[mavssolaj]

goodluck man. drink a ton of water, then the day of drink a ton more, piss once or twice before the test, drink a ton more and take the test. your urine shoul be nice and clear, and so should your system.

 

[drsketch]

Do you know when you are taking the test?
6 hours before test drink 2 gallons of water in less than an hour and take about 40 cranberry herbal pills. Piss 2-3 times before test.. When you go into test your kidneys will be shutdown and you will be pissing straight water.

 

[littleb]

drink a lot of cranberry juice, tons of h2o and take niacin daily and not the no flush kind either,, the good old fashion feel your body burn niacin.. and lots of cardio and sweating its stored in fat cells so burn em off... good luck bro..

 

[cityhick]

Ya I have done the drinking water plenty of times. Unfortanatly I dont know how they test. Most labs now exspecially for a government job will rpob look for masking agents as well as the dillution method. Nor do I even know exaclty when either.

But Im still doing all that anyways to be careful.

Thanks guys.

 

[702daswoll1]

Alright guys I don't post here near as much as I used to but some of you vets and older members might remember me.

Well I am moving to a middle eastern country for a job opportunity overseas by the end of this month. I'm all excited about going to the local pharmacies to get my amps. And making all the money to afford them . That's the good news.

Bad news,

Due to unemployment, Ive been smoking a ridiculous amount of pot and due to lack of notice for this job don't have much more then a week to pass a drug screen. Shitty, but I have a couple plans to hopefully make this work.

Its a great opportunity for me and hopefully I will be able to have access to the Internet and be able to be a member of this site still. But just in case I don't, have a good one all. Pray I pass this test. I leave on the 30th if so.

Lift on.

Im currently on parole and I smoke the most potent week you have ever seen. I also pass every drug test i take. Google the whizzinator. It is pre-packaged urine (drug free) and comes with a heating pad and delivery system (tubes). All you do is go into the drug test place and grab the tubing which is by your penis and unlatch it and walla the cup fills with clean drug free urine that is the correct temperature. This is a fail safe way that works every time. Dont risk not passing by using the drinks because they only work 30-60 percent of the time. Let me knwo if you have any questions.

 

[702daswoll1]

drink a lot of cranberry juice, tons of h2o and take niacin daily and not the no flush kind either,, the good old fashion feel your body burn niacin.. and lots of cardio and sweating its stored in fat cells so burn em off... good luck bro..

Actually doing cardio right before the test is a very very bad idea because it releases the THC from the fat cells. Dont do cardio at all for 3-4 days prior to test!!

 

[centy]

Whizzinator FTW

Good luck bro

 

[hehateme000]

BRO, you need to buy MAx-Out Detox. IT WORKS. It is what kept me in the marine core boot camp.

http://www.detoxurine.com/max-out-maxout-detox.htm

It works because you take minerals, pills, and also feet pads when u go to sleep (your feet is where things get absorbed the most; youll wake up and the pads will look red/black from the toxins.) It worked or me i smoked 7 blunts a week before i took the test and had smoked a buch before that night too. Try it!!

 

[littleb]

Actually doing cardio right before the test is a very very bad idea because it releases the THC from the fat cells. Dont do cardio at all for 3-4 days prior to test!!

i did not know that was bad, I dont touch the stuff, but i have always heard and seen a lot of my boys do this and pass everytime.. the water and cranberry juice carry the thc out after it is released from the fat cells thats what i thought you would want,, like i said i dont smoke, so i may be wrong..

 

[702daswoll1]

i did not know that was bad, I dont touch the stuff, but i have always heard and seen a lot of my boys do this and pass everytime.. the water and cranberry juice carry the thc out after it is released from the fat cells thats what i thought you would want,, like i said i dont smoke, so i may be wrong..

Its all good bro you are just trying to help... Cardio is good for getting rid of THC just not so close to the test. Hes like 5 days out.

 

[needtogetaas]

Alright guys I don't post here near as much as I used to but some of you vets and older members might remember me.

Well I am moving to a middle eastern country for a job opportunity overseas by the end of this month. I'm all excited about going to the local pharmacies to get my amps. And making all the money to afford them . That's the good news.

Bad news,

Due to unemployment, Ive been smoking a ridiculous amount of pot and due to lack of notice for this job don't have much more then a week to pass a drug screen. Shitty, but I have a couple plans to hopefully make this work.

Its a great opportunity for me and hopefully I will be able to have access to the Internet and be able to be a member of this site still. But just in case I don't, have a good one all. Pray I pass this test. I leave on the 30th if so.

Lift on.

good luck bro

 

[littleb]

Its all good bro you are just trying to help... Cardio is good for getting rid of THC just not so close to the test. Hes like 5 days out.

k to you bro, I am glad you caught it then, good lookin out bro,, i smoked maybe 15 times in my life and that was over 15 yrs ago lol.. i can see what you are saying as far as not wanting the thc released and floating around, I thought the mass amount of water would flush it through...
what is the cut off time then b4 a test? and i offer my humble "i am sorry" to original poster for bad advice I was just going from what i have seen manyyy of my bros do and pass.....

 

[cityhick]

I did a ton of research for a couple nights that I couldnt sleep worrying about it. I know several buddies that used the whizzanator and it worked great. The best thing to do if you can is to straight up use synthetic urine, or dillute the sample. The problem is the timing.

ANYWAY ENOUGH! Im going to worry anyway about the test till its done.

Im just trying to look on the bright side of buying juice legally!

 

[702daswoll1]

I did a ton of research for a couple nights that I couldnt sleep worrying about it. I know several buddies that used the whizzanator and it worked great. The best thing to do if you can is to straight up use synthetic urine, or dillute the sample. The problem is the timing.

ANYWAY ENOUGH! Im going to worry anyway about the test till its done.

Im just trying to look on the bright side of buying juice legally!

You could order it next day air shipping and have it in a couple days. In Vegas where i stay every single head shop (tobacco store) sells the whizzinator. Im assuming that you are in a rural area so you may not have those options but im sure you could google out a million sites that ship next day air.

 

[bca21]

All im saying is this, im 5'10 198 at 14% bf right now(i no, i no ,im afatty) I ran 3 miles a day for 4 days and stopped, drank 1 gallon of water a day and a litter of cranberry juice for 3 days. Took a drug test from wal mart and bairly passed it...this was 9 days, Line was light red instead of bright red... But i smoke at least 2 blunts day..about 1/2 oz day for a while... got hurt and did nothing but smoke.. But smoke holds on to fat cells and were not the leanest people around

 

[cityhick]

You could order it next day air shipping and have it in a couple days. In Vegas where i stay every single head shop (tobacco store) sells the whizzinator. Im assuming that you are in a rural area so you may not have those options but im sure you could google out a million sites that ship next day air.

Detroit is not that rural. hehehehehhe. Plenty of em around here. I gotta call today.