I'm Making Biteme Suffer

[starfish]

I have not had a computer for a week because I ordered a new one. Biteme is having major withdrawal symptoms. I thought he was going to attack the UPS man when he delivered it. I guess I should tell him I got it hooked up or maybe I should make him suffer some more?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I was hoping this involved whips and chains etc... Anyways make him suffer a little longer that has got to be entertaining.

 

[Dial_tone]

or withholding the buttsteak.

 

[supersizeme]

wait, i don't get the biteme attacking the ups guy part. you live in cali(?) and he lives in texas. was he on the phone with you when the UPS or were you secretly thinking he had flown up to cali, hid in your bushes and was waiting to ambush the UPS guy for making him suffer pain beyond pain?

either way, biteme is a big sumbitch and that UPS man would've shit his shorts if this happened, but them shorts is brown so it's ok. except for the smell and squishy factor.

 

[biteme]

Man, I was beginning to get the shakes. What has happened in the last week?

 

[SoreArms]

Man, I was beginning to get the shakes. What has happened in the last week?

you were chosen to receive a life time plat membership, but you never responded

 

[Gymgurl]

Starfish is leaving you for BBF and you missed it....

 

[biteme]

Starfish is leaving you for BBF and you missed it....

She hasn't been out of my sight in the last 10 days. Very fun. We've spent 55 days in all together now. All day and night. With each day, you really do grow closer to a person. If you can live in a small apartment with someone for that many days and spend nearly every minute together, and they don't get on your nerves, you're doing pretty good.

 

[Gymgurl]

Okay now that just tells me ...get off the computer and go back to bed damn it!! Glad you are enjoying the time well spent

 

[d3track]

so if biteme and starfish are together.......
how is not having a computer torture?

i'm confused at this point

 

[biteme]

so if biteme and starfish are together.......
how is not having a computer torture?

i'm confused at this point

You need something to do between the 5 or 6 sessions of sex and cuddling every day.

 

[d3track]

you dont have to rub it in..........