I'm looking for prank suggestions, wanna help me?

[Steelplate]

Why be covert ?? Most of these pranks arent.. Just be a dick to the guy if he is pissing you off so bad.. I used to fuck with my old roommate all the time.. A couple times when he was sleeping, I tied a bunch of packs of fire crackers together, and lit them in a bucket I had sat by his head while he was sleeping.. That gets attention with a quickness.. LOL .. You could do that shrimp in the curtains idea, but you would have to endure that too.. Instead, get some shrimp and shove them down behind his paneling in his car.. He will never figure out where that stink is coming from, plus he will smell like it too from driving around.. If you are in college, and he carries a back pack to his classes, go get a HUGE rubber dick from the porn store, and place it in his pack so that when he opens it in class, the cock will fall out.. Eveyone will see what suave pimp he is then.. LOL .. The Ex-Lax in the brownies is always a classic, and a few fellas have mentioned it.. To add some more insult to it though, cover his toilet seat with baby oil, so that when he runs in there to crap, he shoots right off the pot.. As for the Super Glue thats already been mentioned too, another little trick you could do with it is put it in the locks on his car ( only works if he dosent have an automatic opener ).. These last couple of pranks are just for you own benefit.. Unlike the others, he wont know anythings been done, but you can sit back and revel in the humor of what you've done.. Take whatever beverage he drinks most often, and take a piss in it, then stick it back in the fridge.. And of course the old stand by of wiping your ass with his toothbrush.. Obviously you dont leave any of your "evidence" of it.. The damage will be done though.. LOLOL .. Oh, and let us not forget the old classics of canceling his Block Buster card / credit cards.. Good luck man.. Have some fun with him.. Let us know how it turns out


Steelplate

 

[WODIN]

This one requires deft, tact, time and a little cash but is well worth it. Take a favorite his favorite pair of pants and have them shortened a quarter inch every two weeks. for a couple of months...then replace them with a pair that is like two sized too long.

 

[Sheena]

That's hot dog thing was funny LMAO

But totally sick, if you think about it.

Jeez I wouldn't wanna piss you guys off.

Sheena

 

[Roadblock]

There´s this really, really strong blue colour you can buy at the paint store that is so strong, just one drop of it is enough to make a pool go deep blue.

You just sneak it in his morningcoffee and 4hours later he´ll sweat blue or purple sweat. The best thing is that it´s totally harmless for humans and it´s fun. It´s commonly used in bachelorparties..

I forgot what the name was but if anyone out there knows the name just tell.
They might know of it at the paint store.

If he has a car, just pour 1 pint of breaking fluid into his exhaustpipes and when it heats up, he´s going to have a big white cloud hanging after his car. Breaking fluid is not expensive either

 

[Y_lifter]

The old "Electrical tape around the handle on the Sink Sprayer" if you have one.
They turn the sink on and get the front of their pants soaked.

Breaking off toothpicks in any thing with a Keyhole he has.

 

[FrankRizzo]

I had a roomate that ate/drank everyone elses shit in the fridge. So I pissed in a bunch of my stuff and told the other two not to eat or drink any of what I pissed in. Then, when he ate/drank shit that wasn't his I actually enjoyed him doing it!!!

 

[needleboy]

Next time you know girls are gonna be around, put Gay porn Mags, lube and a huge dildo(preferably one called something like The Anal Invader, or the AssMaster 5000) either on HIS bed, or in HIS bathroom, make sure all the girls see them!! OR if he has a computer in his room, go in and open gay porn sites and leave them on the screen for all the girls to see, for this one put his web cam so it looks like he's been showing the other boys how to play- Strectch the Sphincter!!!!

 

[crash3837]

All of the dildo pranks would point to me,,, I used to actually make them as a prank at this place I used to work at.
Bump on the name of that blue paint though if anyone knows.
I think I'm going to try the brake fluid in the exhaustpipe as an easy one for now.
When school starts I'm thinking of cutting out a piece of cardboard about the same size of his license plate and writting in big black letters eithor "FAT ASS" or "I'M GAY" .
I wish I knew how to sew the shrimp in the curtain would be great, or to shorten his pants.
I'll eventually let everybody know how it turned out,,, later. And thanks for the advise!!!

 

[satanic goatslayer]

When he isn't looking, run up behind him and stab him in the back with a buck knife.

 

[guccianqel]

If you wanna make him think you're a sick FREAK not to be fucked with:
Have him walk in on you doing both of these.
Sit in the corner of the living room clutching a bunch of pencils. Lay a pen out on a table a few feet away and just point and laugh at it.

or
Place glue on the bottoms of your shoes and glue them to the ceiling. Lay under them on the floor, clutching your head and moaning.

Or if you just want to piss him off:
saran wrap the toilet bowl

lol i used to saran wrap the toilet bowl on april fools day omg my brother almost killed me