I'm looking for prank suggestions, wanna help me?

[crash3837]

I have a roomate who is cool one week and then the next week he can be a total retard. He especially turns into a smart ass wanna be pimp when there are girls around,,, (even though he's a total fat ass)
I'm going to be moving out pretty soon.
But until then I'd like to pull some kind of prank on him that doesn't point to me or someone else in this house.
I was thinking of rubbing insulation on his sheets or mixing some ex lax in some of his food.
What do you guys think?
Some of you might think this is a cowardly act,,, but ahhh well!

 

[Burnboy]

ok you wait till he's asleep then you get a bucket and punch him in the face

 

[crash3837]

Hmmmm, I think that one would point to me a little to much, anyone else?

 

[Natymike]

ok you wait till he's asleep then you get a bucket and punch him in the face

LMAO, that was unexpected.

crash, whats a better prank than the old dumb and dumber trick. If for some reason he might land a date, use the exlax. If no date, wait till he has something important to go to, then exlax him

 

[Rotten]

I would put a small amount of Nair in his shampoo. That was he loses all his hair gradually.

 

[HappyScrappy]

onions in the drier (dryer?) and the heater/radiator.

that sucks big time.



a fun one that is good for children's parties - wait until they are aslep, then nuke a hot dog until it is lukewarm (body temp is ideal) and then drag the hotdog across their lips to wake them up... as they wake up, then stand there zipping up your fly to your pants.

that one is courtesy of johnny knoxville in a rolling stone interview.

penismightier

 

[AAP]

Ok, first idea. Walk around with Krazy Glue and permanently attach things to other stuff. Example. Glue his tooth brush to the counter top, glue the door of the remote control shut (after you put in dead batteries) coffee cups to the cupboard shelves, etc...

Second one. Put a little rubbing alcohol in his contact solution.

Third one - a classic and dirty as hell - a girl I knew did this when her boyfriend dumped her for her best friend. She came over one night (she made a copy of his key before giving him back the one she had) and she sewed raw shrimp into the inside of the bottom of the curtain hems. weeks later, he and her best friend was going crazy trying to figure out what the smell was. They called over mildew experts, ventalation techs, had the carpets and holstery steam cleaned, the attic reinsulated, did a ton of work. It smelled so bad, he ended up moving in two months. And they TOOK THE CURTAINS WITH THEM!!

 

[Freak Show]

If you wanna make him think you're a sick FREAK not to be fucked with:
Have him walk in on you doing both of these.
Sit in the corner of the living room clutching a bunch of pencils. Lay a pen out on a table a few feet away and just point and laugh at it.

or
Place glue on the bottoms of your shoes and glue them to the ceiling. Lay under them on the floor, clutching your head and moaning.

Or if you just want to piss him off:
saran wrap the toilet bowl

 

[HappyScrappy]

also - nobody mentioned the Visine in the food - careful though, this can lead to poisoning - if you go this route - do a web search and a webmd search first please

 

[TheSalami]

put bleech in his laundry. fuck his mother and take pictures.