I'm in love with my ex's stuff...

[Gambino]

I love her sofa, her coffee maker, her dishes and fancy plates. I loved her vaccum, her food processer, her mop and bucket. I loved her fancy shampoo and conditioner. Now all this is gone, and I'm reduced to the bare essentials. I really dislike the chic, but i shed a tear over not being able to use her vaccum and coffe maker

 

[hamstershaver]

my ex liked my stuff so much she took it with her when i told her to git

 

[Gambino]

this bitch even took the dish sponge and broom

 

[hamstershaver]

never trust a woman orb

 

[JayC9]

I love her sofa, her coffee maker, her dishes and fancy plates. I loved her vaccum, her food processer, her mop and bucket. I loved her fancy shampoo and conditioner. Now all this is gone, and I'm reduced to the bare essentials. I really dislike the chic, but i shed a tear over not being able to use her vaccum and coffe maker

her mop and bucket?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

my ex liked my stuff so much she took it with her when i told her to git

lol

the wood shavings too eh?

never trust a woman orb

for once hammy.. we agree on something

 

[BUBBLES]

Materialistic pig.


j/k

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

When I was younger I would go visit my friends at Florida State from Fort benning. Sometimes, I would meet a young lady who'd invite me over for the night.

The next day when I left I would take skin care products and shampoos and shit.

I introduced my roommate (also an Army Ranger) to exfoliation, and we never stopped.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

The next day when I left I would take skin care products and shampoos and shit.

Now thats just outright RUDE! I'd kill for my night cream

 

[hamstershaver]

When I was younger I would go visit my friends at Florida State from Fort benning. Sometimes, I would meet a young lady who'd invite me over for the night.

The next day when I left I would take skin care products and shampoos and shit.

I introduced my roommate (also an Army Ranger) to exfoliation, and we never stopped.

lmao

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Now thats just outright RUDE! I'd kill for my night cream

I have spent many nights with many Louisiana women. Missing anything?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I have spent many nights with many Louisiana women. Missing anything?

DAMNIT!

I was wondering where my microdermabrasion peel went!

 

[Gambino]

dude i should have stole more clinque face cream, good shit

 

[Evil_Frisky]

dude i should have stole more clinque face cream, good shit

more....... more........ LOL

you stole her clinque?


I'm picturing you all diddy'd up with plum lipgloss and that perfect eye color

 

[Gambino]

more....... more........ LOL

you stole her clinque?


I'm picturing you all diddy'd up with plum lipgloss and that perfect eye color

this woman had a pimp vaccum, i'll miss that more than the paul mitchell i stole

 

[BrothaBill]

It always amazed me when we went to house parties at univ. that people didnt take everything out of their medicine cabinet. That stuff was gone ¼ way through the party, college kids have no honor

 

[Evil_Frisky]

this woman had a pimp vaccum, i'll miss that more than the paul mitchell i stole

ahhhhh gotta love the gadgets!

I don't like paul mitchell, its only one of two choices for my hair (its pretty damn picky) either Aveda or Pantene. All others just won't gimme that silky shine and feel I need



Look at how this thread geigh real fast

 

[Gambino]

she loved the Aveda as well...personally, my hair is a bit thin for a lot of shampoo

 

[Evil_Frisky]

she loved the Aveda as well...personally, my hair is a bit thin for a lot of shampoo

OUuuuuu the Aveda Conditioner.. Awesome! Leaves your scalp feeling all tingly. I'd call it a headgasam

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

with the money you save on not having a g/f, get a cleaning lady if you miss the vacuum.

 

[Gambino]

OUuuuuu the Aveda Conditioner.. Awesome! Leaves your scalp feeling all tingly. I'd call it a headgasam

it has a unique smell

 

[Tux]

I get microdermabrasion for free, those treatments kick ass! Also, my gf has some great exfoliating body scrub, man I wanna move in with her just for her bath products... i'm with you on this one gambino!

 

[GoldenDelicious]

my ex liked my stuff so much she took it with her when i told her to git

i know the feeling

then you act all magnamious about it (ie you go into "if you want to be that cheap, then go ahead, F you ill get new stuff, money just isnt worth that much) and youd figure that theyd realise that theyve sullied their honor in doing so, but nooooooo they dont give a toss. damn some people are self centred!

i am missing: one fridge, one washing machine, one large expensive picture, a full kitchen setup ie pots pans breadmaker crockery you name it, one vaccuum cleaner, one microwave, one vhs player, a LOT of linen/towelling, a rug, a laptop....bloody hell!

i think God smiled on me a couple of months ago when a guy left for germany in a rush just 6 months after he got here, and i bought the contents of his house for absolute peanuts (poor guy, feel sorry for him now) so i have all that i lost plus more, all under 6 months old, for less than it would have cost me to move my old stuff anyway

karma, bors it aint just for EF

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

no more dream cabin?

 

[geoboy]

never trust a woman orb

see my sig block

 

[awittyusername]

with the money you save on not having a g/f, get a cleaning lady if you miss the vacuum.

No dought!

It is also cheaper in the long run to get one or two prostitutes a week, than to get married. (I have done the math)

 

[Evil_Frisky]

No dought!

It is also cheaper in the long run to get one or two prostitutes a week, than to get married. (I have done the math)

oh come on.... not all of us are high maintence. I would be just as happy sharing a salad and a glass of water as I would be a steak and wine. Its all about the company.

I spent years giving and not receiving, and honestly I have no problem with it. I rather see the one I love get what he desires than to get anyday. I don't need to be slathered in expensive gifts and dining to be happy...

 

[JakeB]

oh come on.... not all of us are high maintence. I would be just as happy sharing a salad and a glass of water as I would be a steak and wine. Its all about the company.

I spent years giving and not receiving, and honestly I have no problem with it. I rather see the one I love get what he desires than to get anyday. I don't need to be slathered in expensive gifts and dining to be happy...

now why cant the rest be like u?

 

[Sassy69]

When I was younger I would go visit my friends at Florida State from Fort benning. Sometimes, I would meet a young lady who'd invite me over for the night.

The next day when I left I would take skin care products and shampoos and shit.

I introduced my roommate (also an Army Ranger) to exfoliation, and we never stopped.

DUDE!


So that's why the Rangers now have the motto "Fight hard, stay soft"....

 

[geoboy]

I thought this was gonna be about your ex's hey-nanny-nanny.
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[Evil_Frisky]

DUDE!


So that's why the Rangers now have the motto "Fight hard, stay soft"....

 

[d3track]

did she take the pore strips too?

i love those things

 

[coverguy]

When I was younger I would go visit my friends at Florida State from Fort benning. Sometimes, I would meet a young lady who'd invite me over for the night.

The next day when I left I would take skin care products and shampoos and shit.

I introduced my roommate (also an Army Ranger) to exfoliation, and we never stopped.

ROFLMAO!!!!



nice ... why didn't i ever think of that?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

lot's of meterosexual's coming out of the closet

 

[Whiskey]

I love my clinique. I don't blame you all for taking the woman's, cheaper that way. About missing her shit, piss on her and get another woman with better stuff ;-)

Whiskey

 

[Gambino]

no more dream cabin?

the dream is no more...