im i just had with soklueles

[hamstershaver]

soklueles: hammy i want you to put it deep in my big ass
hamstershaver: no thanks
soklueles: dang please i want you to fill it up
hamstershaver: stop stalking me
soklueles: im so wet thinking about you
hamstershaver: thats no surprise
soklueles: ive got 5 fingers in me right now wishing it was you instead
hamstershaver: why only 5?
soklueles: because im typing with the other hand
hamstershaver: oh
soklueles: ill talk to you in a few i gotta git me a couple of twinkies and a diet soda dang im so hungry
hamstershaver: ok talk to you later

 

[SoKlueles]

band

 

[hamstershaver]

did you wash your hands yet?

 

[SoKlueles]

why? u wanna smell?

 

[hamstershaver]

phew

 

[SoKlueles]

phew

sigh
dang u didnt have IM conversating with me

you must be drinking again

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Ok, I would have said that was fake, but the placement of the "dang"s looks pretty incriminating. Hammy, you do know there are laws against internet stalking... you should get a retraining order.

 

[Gambino]

hammy has a crush on sokluless

 

[bran987]

lol

 

[i-Supplements]

soklueles: hammy i want you to put it deep in my big ass
hamstershaver: no thanks
soklueles: dang please i want you to fill it up
hamstershaver: stop stalking me
soklueles: im so wet thinking about you
hamstershaver: thats no surprise
soklueles: ive got 5 fingers in me right now wishing it was you instead
hamstershaver: why only 5?
soklueles: because im typing with the other hand
hamstershaver: oh
soklueles: ill talk to you in a few i gotta git me a couple of twinkies and a diet soda dang im so hungry
hamstershaver: ok talk to you later

LMFAO!!!!

 

[coverguy]

definitely some unresolved issues. i think hammy's upset that he didn't lick the kitty when he had the chance!!!

 

[d3track]

definitely some unresolved issues. i think hammy's upset that he didn't lick the kitty when he had the chance!!!

lol
yeah
tahts not even the right sn

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

sexual tension...

 

[SoKlueles]

lol dang
i feel like im in a soap

 

[d3track]

an incredibly crappy soap....

 

[SoKlueles]

an incredibly crappy soap....

true but a soap none the less
wait, arent all soaps crappy?

 

[MrMuscle]

Hammys lovesong to Soklueles

 

[bran987]

Goddamnit Mr Muscle U Sonofabich

 

[SoKlueles]

Hammys lovesong to Soklueles

that shit scared the holy crap out of me butthead

 

[SoKlueles]

Goddamnit Mr Muscle U Sonofabich

BRANDON whateverurnameis

DONT SAY THAT
even tho i wanna kick his fucking ass too

 

[MrMuscle]

Hehehe YESSS

Oh, i mean Im so sorry. Forgive me??

 

[SoKlueles]

I dont trust ur damn ass now
git

 

[Gymgurl]

Gee you shocked her out of the "mood"...I was waiting for some more hot IM's to Hammy

 

[Devastation]

lol, dang

 

[hamstershaver]

a hammy classic if ive ever seen one

 

[jaded]