I'm high and I"m freakin' out!

[Nathan]

Whoa, I just had the scariest walk home alone EVER! I got really high at my friend's house. Then I left his house. He lives in a bad neighborhood so I was very frightened. I'm struggling around a bend in the road when out of nowhere this prostitue is staring my right in the eyes. I take a second look and realize suddenly that she is a man. I leap back like 10 steps, trying not to be obviously freaked but doing poorly at it. Fuck, that's all of my walk home I remember now. Shit, I totally forgot a bunch of other things that happened too. Damn. I think the level of uselessness I have now achieved is insurmountable. You know what? Let's make 'insurmountable' our word of the day. Whenever anyone says 'insurmountable' we'll all cheer exuberantly.
Sweet! I totally forgot I had opened myself some tuna and now I see that i did. Go me! So basically, my tuna requires my attention now. You know? I don't want to talk about.

 

[The_Mexican]

whatever you do... do NOT put salt in your eyes

 

[the People's Champ]

yum, tuna and milk

 

[fogg88]

Ha! Just wait until you regain more of your memory, and realize that the man-whore you saw was really your roommate!

 

[Nathan]

whatever you do... do NOT put salt in your eyes

Dude, I have so gotta try that shit.

 

[Manu]

 

[Nathan]

***Cheering noises.***

 

[Charvelle]

Looks like someone has a thing for Camille de Castro.

 

[Nathan]

I don't want to die alone.

Also, do you think leprechauns really exist? If so, could they be in my room right now or do they only live in Ireland? This shit is heavy.

 

[Manu]

Looks like someone has a thing for Camille de Castro.

Who is that guy?

 

[Charvelle]

the girl in that pic is a chick with a dick (Camille de Castro).

 

[Manu]

the girl in that pic is a chick with a dick (Camille de Castro).

I know she is a guy, she was in a post in the sheets forum, anyway, you know a lot about "her"

 

[Frackal]

thats a tranny ? damn im getting sick of this shit

 

[big_bad_buff]

lmao

 

[The Architect]

When endowed with profound religious feeling your body turns a thin watery hue until the light from the sun seems to shine right through you, alas you have turned into pure spiritual energy, and nothing remains of you besides some rumpled garments, underwear, drivers license, and perhaps a small nail clipper.

 

[Nathan]

When endowed with profound religious feeling your body turns a thin watery hue until the light from the sun seems to shine right through you, alas you have turned into pure spiritual energy, and nothing remains of you besides some rumpled garments, underwear, drivers license, and perhaps a small nail clipper.

What?

 

[bwood]

nathan...

quit suckin off your roomie
after he drops acid...


for all our sakes...

 

[Nathan]

nathan...

quit suckin off your roomie
after he drops acid...


for all our sakes...

Who said that?

 

[KAYNE]

MY QUESTION IS, HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU "TOTALLY FORGOT A BUNCH OF OTHER THINGS THAT HAPPENED TOO"???

YOU HAVE THE PRESENCE OF MIND TO KNOW THAT YOU FORGOT THINGS THAT HAPPENED BUT NOT THE PRESENCE TO KNOW WHAT YOU FORGOT, OR ARE YOU JUST ASSUMING THAT YOU FORGOT SOME SHIT!!!

PRECISELY WHY I DONT GET HIGH.



KAYNE

 

[Songbird]

What if that man-whore is in your closet???

 

[Nathan]

Nice try Songbird but I'm totally not falling for it. I'm no longer high...besides I checked like 3 times.

KAYNE: Because when I sat down to write the post I had some things in mind and i remembered beig all freaked out and shit on several occasions. You should try getting high.

 

[KAYNE]

KAYNE: Because when I sat down to write the post I had some things in mind and i remembered beig all freaked out and shit on several occasions. You should try getting high.

I DONT GET HIGH. I EAT BEANS EVERY NOW AND THEN BUT THAT IS JUST TO RELIEVE A LITTLE SCRESS. IF YOU DONT KNOW, BEANS ARE X AND SCRESS IS STRESS.


I KNOW THE FEELING YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT THOUGH. I DONT LIKE TO DRINK BUT EVERY BLUE MOON I LIKE TO GET DRUNK. PROBABLY ONLY ABOUT 2 TIMES A YEAR BUT ANYWAY, SINCE I DONT LIKE THE TASTE OF ALCHOHOL, I TAKE A ZAMBAR OR TWO AND HAVE A DRINK OR TWO. YOU KNOW YOU'VE DONE AND SAID LOTS OF SHIT THAT NIGHT BUT YOU HAVENT GOT THE SLIGHTEST CLUE WHAT IT IS YOU DID. IN ESSENCE, YOU LOSE A NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE MEMORY WISE.



KAYNE

 

[hardrock]

Yeah weed fucks with my head too. I always go upstairs at home and can't remember why I went up there. Or I can't find something and I start freaking out only to notice it's right in front of my face. Shit I'm, at work right now and was just talking to a customer that frequents here. I was just BSing with him telling him a story about when I was gong to buy a video game, and accidently said "one time when I was going to buy a bag" instead of video game. He's a corrections officer at the local workhouse too, so I'm sure he knew what I meant. then this other time.........Wait... what was I talking about again?

 

[Nathan]

Wait... what was I talking about again?

I totally do not remember.