***i'm Headed To New Orleans!!! Tonite!!! ***

[May1010]

Bull69 and Musclepig bought me a plane ticket on a red eye tonite! I'm going to Southern Decadence!


I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!!!!

 

[danielson]

I'm going to Southern Decadence!

is this a euphamism?

 

[KAYNE]

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

I'M STAYIN OUT OF THE QUARTER THIS WEEK!!!


KAYNE

 

[May1010]

It's a party ... like Mardi Gras ... only for fags!

 

[Kakdiesel]

Did you duct tape your asshole back together??

 

[May1010]

Musclepig sewed my ass shut with a turkey kit ... I'm only allowed liquids ... lucky me!



KAYNE - YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO MEET ME!!!

 

[KAYNE]

LIKE I SAID, I'M STAYIN OUT OF THE QUARTER THIS WEEKEND.


MAY, DO NOT GO IN OPULANCE. IF I DO HAPPEN TO GO TO THE QUARTER THIS WEEKEND IT WILL BE THERE SO YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GO. LOL


KAYNE

 

[KAYNE]

NVRMIND.......OPULANCE IS GOING TO BE DEAD THIS SAT. METRO HAS OPENED BACK UP!!!


KAYNE

 

[HelenSL]

Bull69 and Musclepig bought me a plane ticket on a red eye tonite! I'm going to Southern Decadence!


I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!!!!

Have a fun trip, May!!

love
helen

 

[HamHock]

Don't you think you should give your spleen a little more time to recover from that ass rape extravaganza in Denver?

 

[danielson]

May's just going to wear the scarf in his right back pocket......er.....or is that the left back pocket??????


ps. In fagland a scarf in one your back pockets either means "come tap my ass big boy", or "not tonight, my ass is sore from last night"......depending on which pocket you put it in, the order escapes me right now.

the colour means something too.....i saw a program on it ....i was hoping there would be lesbians getting nekkid in it and i wasnt dissapointed

im amazed at your party spirit though may....no squats or good mornings for a few weeks may ;D

 

[MommaKin]

I'd love some hershey highway sex tonight!

 

[HumorMe]

WHY THE FUCK DID I CLICK ON THIS THREAD!?!

 

[May1010]

THIS IS GOING TO BE SO MUCH FUCKING FUN!!!!

 

[theoak01]

mommakin a chick who likes it up the ass and lives 45mins away,what a dream

 

[macDbol]

i guess u made a good impression

 

[May1010]

i guess u made a good impression

I'm very charming in person. he he he



I can't leave for the airport for four more hours! I'm going stir crazy!

 

[musclebrains]

ps. In fagland a scarf in one your back pockets either means "come tap my ass big boy", or "not tonight, my ass is sore from last night"......depending on which pocket you put it in, the order escapes me right now.

Wrong. Heterosexuals need continual education, if only to keep from getting sodomized when they shove their handkerchiefs back into a rear pocket after wiping tobacco juice off their mouths.

The "hanky code," which is obsolete except in diehard places like New Orleans, refers to active or passive role. Left is top, right is bottom. Blue signifies fucking. Red is fist-fucking. Gray is bondage. There is a whole vocabulary of appetites that correlate to the colors. I'm quite sure May wears an orange handkerchief in his right pocket after being so open last weekend.

Where are you boys staying in New Orleans? (I have a bunch of friends there.)

 

[May1010]

I'm quite sure May wears an orange handkerchief in his right pocket after being so open last weekend.

Where are you boys staying in New Orleans? (I have a bunch of friends there.)

I have no idea what the orange hanky means. Please explain ...


I don't know where we're staying. I just found out about this at 5:00 this afternoon! MP and Bull are supposed to meet JohnnyO this evening.

 

[musclebrains]

orange, as I recollect, refers to an 8-plus-size penis. Right, you're looking; left you got one.

I'm worried about you at Decadence after that weekend gangbang. The backroom at Rawhide is not wheelchair-accessible.

 

[May1010]

*** note to self: Be sure to check out Rawhide's back room ***

 

[musclebrains]

Might as well try the Phoenix's back room too. I suppose the bath house in the Quarter during Decadence can be festive but it is ordinarily a mausoleum. Well, it was the dozen times I went two weeks ago.

 

[KAYNE]

MAY.......CHECK YOUR PM HOMO.


(JK ABOUT THE HOMO THING)

KAYNE

 

[May1010]

Kayne,


Yeah, I'm sure Bull and MP will be up for it too. Bull is a top and MP is a bottom. If Bull gives me a Viagra, I like to top as well. I'm sure you'll be very satisfied.

Will call you on Friday or Saturday.

* try to save it up until then ... don't waste it *




May1010

 

[KAYNE]

I HAVE MY OWN VIAGRA. AND I'M NOT GAY. I USE IT ON WOMEN FOOL!!! LOL


KAYNE

 

[May1010]

... AND I'M NOT GAY.


KAYNE

That's contrary to what you send me via PMs.

 

[KAYNE]

IF, BY SOME CRUEL ACT OF A HIGHER POWER, I WAS GAY, MP AND BULL WOULD DROP YOU AS SOON AS THEY MET ME!!! LOL


KAYNE

 

[Frackal]

You gays seem to enjoy your lifestyle quite a lot..interesting, maybe even more than straight people...

 

[May1010]

IF, BY SOME CRUEL ACT OF A HIGHER POWER, I WAS GAY, MP AND BULL WOULD DROP YOU AS SOON AS THEY MET ME!!! LOL


KAYNE

Oh, really?

 

[May1010]

You gays seem to enjoy your lifestyle quite a lot..interesting, maybe even more than straight people...

You are correct, sir.

 

[KAYNE]

Oh, really?

REALLY!!!


KAYNE

 

[Your_Moms_Kneepads]

New Orleans. A city where the KY flows like wine....