Im gonna try this cream magic shave

[shirlene29]

I got two bottles of the stuff and Im gonna put it all over my body


discuss

 

[pussydrizzle_8]

I magic shave my tits

 

[bigbassturd]

Oh look at me, I'm making a thread about how my body is going to be covered in cream memememememe

What's new

 

[shirlene29]

I magic shave my tits

tough androgenic cycle?

 

[Idobehigh]

The hell is cream magic is it like nair in that case your going to need some manly hands to help applying it

 

[shirlene29]

yes, its depilatory
and given your penchant for large unsightly fake boobs Im not sure we'll be able to come to any sort of agreement

 

[WoodyO]

I just ordered a pussy juice cocktail.

 

[Idobehigh]

I wasn't offering

 

[wootoom]

I can't believe you are married

 

[shirlene29]

you have a girlfriend???

 

[shirlene29]

srsly dude...you ever gonna propose to her?

 

[wootoom]

Ughhh Shirls.....ya I will soon...I'm getting that a lot...

 

[shirlene29]

well don't do it because you're getting hounded about it

the baby seriously makes my day on fb tho
shes so pretty

 

[WoodyO]

get a room you two

 

[wootoom]

Aww thank you she's so pretty...I was planning on proposing in her homeland when I can afford to buy a ring

 

[shirlene29]

when you can afford to buy a ring?/ what kinda fuckin ring are you thinkin about? will I be ridiculously jealous?

 

[bigbassturd]

Dew it woot

Give her a 25$ walmart ring like strongbow did his last 3

 

[wootoom]

when you can afford to buy a ring?/ what kinda fuckin ring are you thinkin about? will I be ridiculously jealous?

No!!!! I just am strapped paying my ex off..should be done next year. Want to have this all done before I get into a marriage again

 

[shirlene29]

oh...well thats not as much fun....i was thinkin you were gonna top the bmw with like, a 50-100k ring or some shit

 

[wootoom]

Omfg no....lol

 

[shirlene29]

well than I withdraw my application for ex wife number three

 

[shirlene29]

wow...thats a great screen name!

 

[shirlene29]

welcome to elite new and anonymous member!

 

[shirlene29]

no

 

[PICK3]

I got two bottles of the stuff and Im gonna put it all over my body


discuss

in 4 before & after pics

 

[shirlene29]

lies

you have like 10mill in student loans still

 

[pussydrizzle_8]

That's not me dikweed

 

[shirlene29]

lolol, I srsly thought it was you pdrissle

 

[-SD-]

Jetski smoker for mod?

 

[WoodyO]

Pole smoker?

 

[wootoom]

Let's get married at the bottom of the ocean

Omg hahaahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaha

 

[pdaddyII]

My baby is going to be so much hotter that woots, she's going to make yours look like a downs baby, real talk bro

 

[wootoom]

Holy fucking rude bro, cool story btw

 

[pdaddyII]

Thanks bro!

 

[WoodyO]

Wow

 

[pdaddyII]

Lololllooooooooooollooolol

 

[pdaddyII]

Too much rude not enough seriousness.

 

[pdaddyII]

Lets get serious now

 

[wootoom]

Really rude bro

 

[shirlene29]

seriously rude...new baby? when?

 

[jnevin]

When you use the cream be sure to keep it away from your eyes.

 

[shirlene29]

too late my eyebrows and eyelashes are fine

my corneas however are fuct

 

[smurf2]

When you use the cream be sure to keep it away from your eyes.

lol

 

[dusteefartz]

Imates in the jail I work at use it...I was amazed at how well it worked.

 

[shirlene29]

ya...I've never tried the cream...im genuinely curious to see if it works as well or what as the powder

 

[dusteefartz]

I thought the guy had a razor that's how well it worked on his face. He walked in the shower with a HEAVY 5 o'clock shadow and walked out freshly shaved..I was like WTF! ended up searching his cell and everything....LMAO!

 

[digimon7068]

worthless w/o pix