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Or so I fugging need to! ASAP

But just a marriage of convience ya know... my life was more stable when I was married. I don't even care if i hate the guy, but just as long as he brings out the garbage and helps with the lawn.

I enjoyed the whole wifey thing, cooking cleaning... all that good stuff. I need to settle down for the sake of just welllllllll my well being!

So tis off to male order grooms :worried:
 
thats crazy..being a single mom is just like being married..(well without the intimacy)
you cook,clean,and work enough already..having a husband in your shoes would just be another mouth to feed
 
Angel said:
thats crazy..being a single mom is just like being married..(well without the intimacy)
you cook,clean,and work enough already..having a husband in your shoes would just be another mouth to feed
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but i get the added benifits of sex and the lawn mowed ;)
 
gotmilk said:
Is that Looter guy still down in New Orleans? He'd be easy to look after since he wears the same clothes and brings home beers.
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lol
 
did i forget to mention that you can get your lawn mowed by a landscapper or what ever they are called? Sure you need to pay for it, but it will get done when you want it done
 
nothing like getting married for the right reason :rolleyes:

heres a thought: you want your lawn mowed? buy a goat. it also eats trash.

done and done

me = the wolf. problem solver to the stars ;)
 
GoldenDelicious said:
nothing like getting married for the right reason :rolleyes:

heres a thought: you want your lawn mowed? buy a goat. it also eats trash.

done and done

me = the wolf. problem solver to the stars ;)
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that won't even be out of decor for her area
 
velvett said:
I think that's the reason a lot of men get married, it's either get married or live with mommie.
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i figure a live in bf/gardner would be hard to explain to the kids.. ya know. LOL

If i could find one that would not leave his socks hanging around... that would take care of the lawn and on ocassion pressure was the house... and leave out all the drama then I'd be set!

;)

mail order groom is looking really good right now! lol
 
Erzulie said:
i figure a live in bf/gardner would be hard to explain to the kids.. ya know. LOL

If i could find one that would not leave his socks hanging around... that would take care of the lawn and on ocassion pressure was the house... and leave out all the drama then I'd be set!

;)

mail order groom is looking really good right now! lol
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Or a gay man with good taste.
 
Just get a buffer boy to shine your cars, mow your lawns, clean your pools and fuck you to sleep.

If the kid's wanna know who he is, say, "that's your new daddy...well, MY new daddy"
 
Erzulie said:
i figure a live in bf/gardner would be hard to explain to the kids.. ya know. LOL

If i could find one that would not leave his socks hanging around... that would take care of the lawn and on ocassion pressure was the house... and leave out all the drama then I'd be set!

;)

mail order groom is looking really good right now! lol
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Mail order groom/ English teacher would be a good combo with duel benefits. :heart:
 
mountain muscle said:
Mail order groom/ English teacher would be a good combo with duel benefits. :heart:
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:lmao:

im sick... im not doing any spell checks today, tis my day off.

and if he can cook.. that is even better! wouldn't hurt that he would have laundry skills either. :heart:
 
Erzulie said:
:lmao:

im sick... im not doing any spell checks today, tis my day off.

and if he can cook.. that is even better! wouldn't hurt that he would have laundry skills either. :heart:
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Have you checked out the roughneck classified adds lately?

I saw one:

Will trade cooking/laundry/ grammar lessons for some Cajun luvin'.

I think it may be Scots though.
 
I'm sure you will find many willing volunteers on here.
 
I'd have been remarried by now if I didnt have my daughter. I'm fairly certain of that. The child comes first, she doesn't need to go thru any more bullshit than she's already been thru. Her mother called me today and it felt so good to be able to laugh at her and just hang up. She's paying the price now.
 
mountain muscle said:
Have you checked out the roughneck classified adds lately?

I saw one:

Will trade cooking/laundry/ grammar lessons for some Cajun luvin'.

I think it may be Scots though.
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Where do I get said classified?

he sounds like the perfect mate!
 
Erzulie said:
i figure a live in bf/gardner would be hard to explain to the kids.. ya know. LOL

If i could find one that would not leave his socks hanging around... that would take care of the lawn and on ocassion pressure was the house... and leave out all the drama then I'd be set!

;)

mail order groom is looking really good right now! lol
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LOL. Why not? THere are lots of Russian and Asian men that want to come here.
 
Erzulie said:
Where do I get said classified?

he sounds like the perfect mate!
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All the requirments....seems that you might be better off with a same sex partner....but a butchy one that can do yard work.
 
swolenole said:
All the requirments....seems that you might be better off with a same sex partner....but a butchy one that can do yard work.
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Butch dykes repulse me. Just the sight of them.
 
biteme said:
LOL. Why not? THere are lots of Russian and Asian men that want to come here.
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I'd take the russian guy in Rocky!

I'm not picky... just sex me good, take care of yourself and don't be a pig. I can take care of the rest.

I don't need all the wubby dubby i love you's.. Just as long as i get some cuddle time after a few hours of sex its all good.
 
Erzulie said:
I'd take the russian guy in Rocky!

I'm not picky... just sex me good, take care of yourself and don't be a pig. I can take care of the rest.

I don't need all the wubby dubby i love you's.. Just as long as i get some cuddle time after a few hours of sex its all good.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 
swolenole said:
All the requirments....seems that you might be better off with a same sex partner....but a butchy one that can do yard work.
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oh hell no!

There's this butch dike at my gym that i believe is totally hitting on me. She's cool to train with though but Friskers likes the man pole... im not playing dat shit. LOL
 
marry me! I can cook, clean, mow lawns, work on cars, I like little kids(not in a sick way you sickos). We both share interests in bodybuilding, and I'll keep your fat ass in check making sure you stick to your diet. :D
 
sublime35 said:
marry me! I can cook, clean, mow lawns, work on cars, I like little kids(not in a sick way you sickos). We both share interests in bodybuilding, and I'll keep your fat ass in check making sure you stick to your diet. :D
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and you sir have hit a wammie
 
sublime35 said:
marry me! I can cook, clean, mow lawns, work on cars, I like little kids(not in a sick way you sickos). We both share interests in bodybuilding, and I'll keep your fat ass in check making sure you stick to your diet. :D
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Its on... I don't even need a ring. So whens the date... your place or mine?
 
sublime35 said:
doesn't matter where. I'm off Wednesday, you game?
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Wed sounds sweet... gonna have to lay down some ground rules though.

Rule #1 there is no damn such thing as a headache... mkay?
 
Oh and I don't wanna hear none of this "Not tonight dear, I had a bad day at work. Pshh, you better be face down ass up when I come to bed
 
sublime35 said:
Headaches??? what are those.
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you've passed the first test!


thats pretty much the only requirment. LOL!
 
There is one thing about being a competitive bb'er that's bad, hamstrings cramping and having to stop and scream for a minute
 
silverbackn said:
There is one thing about being a competitive bb'er that's bad, hamstrings cramping and having to stop and scream for a minute
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Omg, I agree!

I was totally flexing one day and my ham cramped up and locked up. I was freaking near screaming out bloody murder.
 
silverbackn said:
There is one thing about being a competitive bb'er that's bad, hamstrings cramping and having to stop and scream for a minute
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that crap happened to me one day. It was on the day I did deadlifts and squats on my 5x5 and my legs were weak as hell and already sore. anyways she's on top and we're gonig at it and it started cramping up. I was "ooo, ow, ow" and she was like "too rough for ya?". I'm like hell no, I got a god damn leg cramp.
 
sublime35 said:
marry me! I can cook, clean, mow lawns, work on cars, I like little kids(not in a sick way you sickos). We both share interests in bodybuilding, and I'll keep your fat ass in check making sure you stick to your diet. :D
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WTF.

Women love the asshole I guess.
 
mountain muscle said:
You shut it and do what I say.


Damnit doesn't work coming from me.
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yes'sir masta :qt:

I prolly need an asshole in my life to keep me on the straight and narrow.
 
I really dont understand wtf your problem is. You are smart, professional funny and attractive.
You could find a guy in a heartbeat. Got a work on your marketing skills. Lots of decent men out there. You are FIRED as VP of marketing for my company. I want proven results. Married, four months time. Make it so number one!!
 
Erzulie said:
yes'sir masta :qt:

I prolly need an asshole in my life to keep me on the straight and narrow.
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If we could roll back the clock I would so straighten your ass out.

Nowadays... I am going to talk tough. We can still have the sex though.
 
BrothaBill said:
I really dont understand wtf your problem is. You are smart, professional funny and attractive.
You could find a guy in a heartbeat. Got a work on your marketing skills. Lots of decent men out there. You are FIRED as VP of marketing for my company. I want proven results. Married, four months time. Make it so number one!!
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I don't understand either BB! I really don't market myself at all so that could be one main problem. Then i find alot of the men I come in contact with are intimidated by me being a single mom and also being a career woman. Not sure what that dealeo is.

I seem to be the type of chick thats cool to hang with and watch the game on sunday though ;)

I'm gonna make it my #1 to scout out the perfect mate! And also gonna be the best damn VP you've ever e-had !
 
Erzulie said:
Omg, I agree!

I was totally flexing one day and my ham cramped up and locked up. I was freaking near screaming out bloody murder.
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You disappoint me. I thought your mind would be in the gutter. You guys were talking about sex excuses, cramping hamstrings has plagues me more than once in the bedroom. The worst part is that feel it coming on and you can't stop yourself :evil:
 
silverbackn said:
You disappoint me. I thought your mind would be in the gutter. You guys were talking about sex excuses, cramping hamstrings has plagues me more than once in the bedroom. The worst part is that feel it coming on and you can't stop yourself :evil:
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that's what I was talking about in my story...obviously.
 
mountain muscle said:
WTF.

Women love the asshole I guess.
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YEAH THEY DO!!..............too bad I'm not one of them. I'm actually a nice guy. That's probably why I don't have a girlfriend.
 
sublime35 said:
YEAH THEY DO!!..............too bad I'm not one of them. I'm actually a nice guy. That's probably why I don't have a girlfriend.
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bitch please!

my observation... 25 and younger ho's like the bad ass that treats them like shit. Older chicks want the nice guy... drama free
 
silverbackn said:
You disappoint me. I thought your mind would be in the gutter. You guys were talking about sex excuses, cramping hamstrings has plagues me more than once in the bedroom. The worst part is that feel it coming on and you can't stop yourself :evil:
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lol

that has happened to me during sex before also... you know that position where he has your legs pushed into ya chest :evil:
 
Erzulie said:
bitch please!

my observation... 25 and younger ho's like the bad ass that treats them like shit. Older chicks want the nice guy... drama free
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exactly. Don't you know how old I am? And what makes it worse is that I look so young, I'm never going to find an older woman.
 
sublime35 said:
exactly. Don't you know how old I am? And what makes it worse is that I look so young, I'm never going to find an older woman.
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no.. how old are you? 35?

funny you say that... seems as of late the only guys attracted to me are younger guys. Wadda bullshit i tell ya.
 
Erzulie said:
no.. how old are you? 35?

funny you say that... seems as of late the only guys attracted to me are younger guys. Wadda bullshit i tell ya.
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LOL that's funny. No, I'm much younger than that. I'm not even gunna tell ya. People tell me i'm very mature for me age...idk i've always been around older people. I'm told that I seem like im about 25.
 
Mr. dB said:
Right... :rolleyes:
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lol

I've had my fair share of assholes in my younger days. Still run across one here and there but they just aren't my thing. A big turn off for me actually.
 
sublime35 said:
LOL that's funny. No, I'm much younger than that. I'm not even gunna tell ya. People tell me i'm very mature for me age...idk i've always been around older people. I'm told that I seem like im about 25.
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thats how i was also... never dated or hung around peeps my age.

so just how young are you
 
sublime35 said:
Take a guess another guess at how old you think I am.
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gonna just throw this out there because you mentioned 25...

im guessing 22?
 
sublime35 said:
No, I'm 18. be 19 in august......guess the wedding is off huh? LOL
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lol

nah.. i want a young'n as long as you promise to not trade me in when im 50 :worried:

tee hee
 
Erzulie said:
I don't understand either BB! I really don't market myself at all so that could be one main problem. Then i find alot of the men I come in contact with are intimidated by me being a single mom and also being a career woman. Not sure what that dealeo is.

I seem to be the type of chick thats cool to hang with and watch the game on sunday though ;)

I'm gonna make it my #1 to scout out the perfect mate! And also gonna be the best damn VP you've ever e-had !
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WELLL????
Lets define your target market??
What are the qualities of a mate that you want. Define them.
THen, where are you most likely to find and come into contact with this target market?
List please..

THen how can you increase your exposure to this target market??

What skills do you require? What disqualifites a potential suitor?

Describe your perfect suitor? Be realistic but be adventurous.
Where would you assume you most likely run into an individual that fits that description. How often in the last six months have been to that place to run into that person?


So, the marketing plan is this. Define the target market, define how to interact with that market.
Define a strategic guerilla plan of marketing on how often you interact.

How would you discuss the kids situation. With proper marketing as VP of marketing for my company that shouldnt be an issues whatsoever. I have never really met someone a guy that turned down a mate b/c of kids. Its a rule of thumb for some but never a dealbreaker if you connect on a personal level.

Rules of interaction are key. An algorhythm of responses to certain issues should be drawn up taking into account the target market you selects psychosocial profile etc...
All should be studied, rehearsed and expert on addressing as a marketing professional.

It is part of your job description to be able to do this. Dont make me regret hiring you as VP of Marketing. Finding a great guy should be easy potatoes for you as a professional
 
BrothaBill said:
WELLL????
Lets define your target market?? I'm shooting for Aug 06 (after my comp prep so that im not so bitchy.. lol)

What are the qualities of a mate that you want. Define them.
Witty... I can't stand someone that is dry at all
passionate (about everything he does.. work, life and relationships)
driven, I don't like a lazy person
not afraid to show his soft side... he has to be willing to cuddle with me :verygood:
goal oriented, though money is not nor ever has been an issue for me.. i would like someone that has a goal in life..
drama free... = no crazy x wife that im in a constant battle with LOL (been there done that)
Not Jealous, If im with him than im with him... If i want someone else then he'll be the first to know. Jealousy is my biggest peeve!

THen, where are you most likely to find and come into contact with this target market?
List please..

Thats my prob BB... I haven't the slighest idea where to look :worried:

THen how can you increase your exposure to this target market??

Help me? LOL

What skills do you require? What disqualifites a potential suitor?

I want someone that puts me as equal to them.. on all accounts! To disqualify them.. well.. that would be someone with a huge ego! Thinking the world owes them or that they are gods gift to women. I don't care how hot you are that is a total turn off for me.

Describe your perfect suitor? Be realistic but be adventurous.

Adventurous and daring! I'd normally go for the older guy that is past all the bullshit but i'm willing to expand my horizons if its the right person. I want someone that likes an ocassional night out on the town but also is willing to sit back and relax on a cool saturday night.. throw out a sheet in the yard and lay back and look at the stars. He can be afraid to take chances in life... I'm a very spontanous person! He has to be athletic, and take care of his self... And he has to weigh more than me :verygood:


Where would you assume you most likely run into an individual that fits that description. How often in the last six months have been to that place to run into that person?

I'm thinking my best bet would be nutrition store.. gym.. I don't get out and about much. I refuse to try to meet anyone at a club, when Im there its for me to dance and have a good time, not hook up. So I tend to just play bitch and not even make eye contact with anyone.

Maybe the library..? Dont' get there often with my work schedule and being single mom.

I am at the gym 5 days a week! I have befriended just about everyone there but its just that.. on a friendly level. I have made it to the 'friend' only level with all of them. Then again, when Im training there is no flirting going on.. I mean.. comeon how attractive is a sweaty chick doing squats and grunting? lol


So, the marketing plan is this. Define the target market, define how to interact with that market.
Define a strategic guerilla plan of marketing on how often you interact.

How would you discuss the kids situation. With proper marketing as VP of marketing for my company that shouldnt be an issues whatsoever. I have never really met someone a guy that turned down a mate b/c of kids. Its a rule of thumb for some but never a dealbreaker if you connect on a personal level.

I guess its few and far inbetween.. but most guys i meet don't want the burdon of dealing with an immediate family. can't say I blame them! I married a man that had a son and i got really attached... we are now divorced and of course I don't see him anymore... And then im really protective of my kids! They have only met one man that ive dated and that was Chef... I don't fancy bringing relationships in and out of their lives... They deserve so much better than that. My time is very limited when it comes to dating beings I have my kids 90% of the month... on the 6 days I don't have them I like to spend time with my friends.

Rules of interaction are key. An algorhythm of responses to certain issues should be drawn up taking into account the target market you selects psychosocial profile etc...
All should be studied, rehearsed and expert on addressing as a marketing professional.

It is part of your job description to be able to do this. Dont make me regret hiring you as VP of Marketing. Finding a great guy should be easy potatoes for you as a professional

I'm totally ontop of this boss! Not that I don't have suitors.. just not willing to settle! Damn I seriously need to lower my standards
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.......
 
sublime35 said:
no...I won't trade ya. :)
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well.. your legal, you just can't buy me a beer.. but its all good! I'll buy the beer :)

so wed its on!
 
Erzulie said:
Or so I fugging need to! ASAP

But just a marriage of convience ya know... my life was more stable when I was married. I don't even care if i hate the guy, but just as long as he brings out the garbage and helps with the lawn.

I enjoyed the whole wifey thing, cooking cleaning... all that good stuff. I need to settle down for the sake of just welllllllll my well being!

So tis off to male order grooms :worried:
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aren`t you married to fitness?
 
BrothaBill said:
WELLL????
Lets define your target market??
What are the qualities of a mate that you want. Define them.
THen, where are you most likely to find and come into contact with this target market?
List please..

THen how can you increase your exposure to this target market??

What skills do you require? What disqualifites a potential suitor?

Describe your perfect suitor? Be realistic but be adventurous.
Where would you assume you most likely run into an individual that fits that description. How often in the last six months have been to that place to run into that person?


So, the marketing plan is this. Define the target market, define how to interact with that market.
Define a strategic guerilla plan of marketing on how often you interact.

How would you discuss the kids situation. With proper marketing as VP of marketing for my company that shouldnt be an issues whatsoever. I have never really met someone a guy that turned down a mate b/c of kids. Its a rule of thumb for some but never a dealbreaker if you connect on a personal level.

Rules of interaction are key. An algorhythm of responses to certain issues should be drawn up taking into account the target market you selects psychosocial profile etc...
All should be studied, rehearsed and expert on addressing as a marketing professional.

It is part of your job description to be able to do this. Dont make me regret hiring you as VP of Marketing. Finding a great guy should be easy potatoes for you as a professional
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You sound like one of Robert A. Heinlein's characters.
 
Angel said:
did i forget to mention that you can get your lawn mowed by a landscapper or what ever they are called? Sure you need to pay for it, but it will get done when you want it done
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i hear they give sex too
 
Erzulie said:
Or so I fugging need to! ASAP

But just a marriage of convience ya know... my life was more stable when I was married. I don't even care if i hate the guy, but just as long as he brings out the garbage and helps with the lawn.

I enjoyed the whole wifey thing, cooking cleaning... all that good stuff. I need to settle down for the sake of just welllllllll my well being!

So tis off to male order grooms :worried:
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Hmmm, will it be okay if he makes over 200K a year?
 
chesty said:
Hmmm, will it be okay if he makes over 200K a year?
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lol

that would be a plus! Then I'd have no probs venturning off into my personal training and resturant business.

:qt:
 
Erzulie said:
lol

that would be a plus! Then I'd have no probs venturning off into my personal training and resturant business.

:qt:
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Darlin' there are droves of successfull men that would be thrilled to know you. Why get married?
 
BIKINIMOM said:
Darlin' there are droves of successfull men that would be thrilled to know you. Why get married?
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Please point me in that direction... LOL!

:verygood:
 
Erzulie said:
lol

that would be a plus! Then I'd have no probs venturning off into my personal training and resturant business.

:qt:
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then 208,629 a year is okay?
 
fbodyguy02 said:
Erzulie...hey gorgeous! I'd love to take out your trash for ya!....




for a bj. :)
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you men ;)
 
Erzulie said:
Please point me in that direction... LOL!

:verygood:
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Just click your heels three times and say, "I am a princess... I am a princess... I AM A PRINCESS!"

LOL

And they will magically appear...

The REALLY GOOD ONES won't ask you for a freaking thing - except for you to be real.
 
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