Im going to start a kool-aid stand again

[PoyeBoy]

As I fondly remember it was a good steady source of income. I have came to this decision as I am in dire need of some extra funds because I bought a house.

I think Im going to set it up by the park. That is usually the ideal spot. I will probably start here with just plain flavored kool-aid, then I will expand my horizons and move up to purplesuaras rex, or radical red, and fimanly lemonaid.

I just hop that the Claypool twins dont come there and beat me up, drink my kool aid, and steal my money, as its been done in the past.

I am looking for some advice as I have been out of the game for a while, any tips would be greatly appreciated.

I thank you in advance.

 

[Nathan]

Crotchless pants will bring the costumers to you. Getting their money requires a whole lot of vasoline and a large tub of mustard. All in all, it's a lot of work - trust me.

 

[the nature boy]

I'm hoping it's the Jonestown Kool-aid.

Hey is the Kool-aid man going to be there? I always liked his style. He never used doors, he'd just bust through the wall and yell OHHHH YEAHHHH. And the kids loved that shit. As did I.

 

[notoriousQQ]

Maybe you should think more large scale. Open multiple locations, leverage your capital, minimize overhead and maximize your cash flow and then go public with an IPO.

 

[CYBERNIGG]

Crotchless pants will bring the costumers to you. Getting their money requires a whole lot of vasoline and a large tub of mustard. All in all, it's a lot of work - trust me.

 

[PoyeBoy]

You bet your azz I will buy a nuclear submarine with all thoze crapanin kool-aid points. Last time I got a junky tape player.