I'm going to need reasons why I shouldn't whip your ass

[supersizeme]

Yes, you. Go ahead and post them up and maybe I won't fight you. I mean...I might still fight you anyways, but I won't go for the face. Those of you with less than substantial reasons will be added to my Fittin to Get They Ass Whipped list. You don't wanna be on this list, trust me...so I'd put some serious thought into your post before hitting Submit. And those of you who view this thread and then don't post, oh my fucking god you're so getting pounded worse than anybody. Also those who don't even bother to open the thread at all - especially the female ones like Martha because she's a whore and also the fattest most wrinkled slut to have ever registered a handle on EF - they're getting whipped, too.

Ok so at the bottom of this post is the line. If your name is below this line, you're probably not going to receive a beating. If it's not, well then oh shit look out. I'm heading your way, otherwise if I'm too busy with previously scheduled pummelings I will send Bobber the bouncer to handle it.



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[bdog527]

I'll wash your Mclaren broly.

 

[Bullit]

cause i like homestarrunner.

Weak. You should be #1 on his list.
If you want my advice: start running.

 

[MarthaStewart]

this guy makes me fucking sick

 

[bignate73]

cause i like homestarrunner.

 

[gymtime]

I think you mean "Fixin" to Get They Ass Whipped.......not really "Fittin." 'Cause that's just dumb.

 

[revexrevex]

I will do some fucking chins with 45 lb paltes strapped on the barbed wire that is whipped around my fucking waist and no juiceheads better stop me

 

[john937]

Beat me! Whip me! Call me Jewish!

 

[PoyeBoy]

I heart you brolski, plus who will be there to take care of lil kiki if you kill me?

lil kiki afraid of bein alone

 

[bigschweeler]

I have two big dogs and a pair of parachute pants in my closet.