im going to gross you all out

[TheYork]

im drunk and bored, so i am going to gross you all out then go watch wrestling...


york was sitting on the shitter today, taking a shit. the york looked down and saw a fat old earthworm crawling out his peep hole. the earth worm told the york he was going to eat all the yorks shit, so the says thats fine by him. so this little worm crawls up the yorks butthole, and starts munching the yorks turds. then he crawled back out the yorks butthole, and was like "done". then the york says to him, "oh no your not little feller" then the york points in the toilet to where he had already shit (before the worm crawled out mi peeper). so the worm says to the york "why dont you get them for me, or are you afraid?" so the york, the man that he is, reaches down in the toilet and grabs his own shit......to be continued

 

[havoc]

Damn, is that it? I thought you had posted a pic of yourself.

 

[TheYork]

oh yeah, the rest....

the york then decides to get the turds with his head, so i am like smalls here bobbin' for apples in the toilet. i get the first log, no problem. then i go for the second log of shit, and the yorks got it!!!! i start pulling it up, then it brakes off and falls back in the toilet. then i bend over and go back in to get it, and mi dick falls off into the toilet, im like "gosh darn it" i reach in for my dick, and oj simpson drives up behind me and starts trying to fuck the york in the yorks ass, the earthworm takes care of oj though (pm me if you wanna know how). so i am back to trying to retrieve mi dick, i reach in with my hand, and am about to get it, and the earthworm goes to flush the toilet. im like "noooooooooo!!!!" luckinly i have a big dick, and it clogges up the toilet, so i have to get a plunger and get it out.....to be continued

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

I sense an underlying scat fetish