Im going to go vacuum now

[Smurfy]

do you think you guys can hold off on the cutting-edge, heavy-hitting, intense quality posts until i return? i hate to miss anything good.

i dont ask for much so do me this favor please.

 

[borris]

i hope you have a kirby

 

[Lestat]

do you think you guys can hold off on the cutting-edge, heavy-hitting, intense quality posts until i return? i hate to miss anything good.

i dont ask for much so do me this favor please.

Have lummy spring for one of these for Christmas. Very effective in clutter free homes.
http://www.irobot.com/

 

[Smurfy]

Have lummy spring for one of these for Christmas. Very effective in clutter free homes.
http://www.irobot.com/

lol @ clutter free home

i wish

 

[Lestat]

lol @ clutter free home

i wish

just gotta keep the shit off the floors. It'll fuck up towels or shit left on the floor.

 

[Smurfy]

just gotta keep the shit off the floors. It'll fuck up towels or shit left on the floor.

i feel like id rather do it myself anyway
that thing cant go under the coffee table or under the ottoman and shit. it wont get in the nooks and crannies like i like. id just end up smashing it with a hammer in disgust at it's horrible vacuuming abilities

 

[rnch]

need a roomba

 

[Trojan Horse]

Roombas suck. I had one and returned it. It gets stuck on some items left on the floor etc... Stupid robot. It's a waste of money in my opinion.

 

[Smurfy]

i mean, just how lazy do we have to be to buy a contraption for hundreds of dollars that will do the vacuuming for you. vacuuming is so god damn easy and it takes like 5 minutes per room. big deal. we are lazy americans

 

[Lestat]

i mean, just how lazy do we have to be to buy a contraption for hundreds of dollars that will do the vacuuming for you. vacuuming is so god damn easy and it takes like 5 minutes per room. big deal. we are lazy americans

the robot could replace the maid though. I'm a single guy, I'd rather spend my time posting on EF rather than cleaning.

 

[Smurfy]

the robot could replace the maid though. I'm a single guy, I'd rather spend my time posting on EF rather than cleaning.

replace the maid? all it does is vacuum
maids (wives) do much more than that dont they>?

 

[Lestat]

replace the maid? all it does is vacuum
maids (wives) do much more than that dont they>?

true, I need something to clean the toilet and shower still... maybe we should invent something

 

[Smurfy]

true, I need something to clean the toilet and shower still... maybe we should invent something

Im a wife
i do that stuff

 

[binö]

i posted then deleted

 

[Smurfy]

i posted then deleted

wtfugg
howcome

 

[Lestat]

Im a wife
i do that stuff

lol. I wouldn't assume or expect my wife (if it ever happens) to be my maid.

 

[binö]

wtfugg
howcome

i thought it was insensitive
seems like people are catching feelings as of late

 

[Lestat]

i thought it was insensitive
seems like people are catching feelings as of late

to me or smurfy? fire away bro

 

[binö]

to me or smurfy? fire away bro

meh it was to smurfy

 

[Smurfy]

be nice to smurfy

 

[KillahBee]

that dude has a veiny johnson