I'm going "cornholing" tonight.

[jack sparrow]

And no PICK3...this has nothing to do with ness. I's some kind of silly game where you throw sand bags or something.

 

[samoth]

I bet the Shadow knows all about this.

 

[jack sparrow]

I bet the Shadow knows all about this.

Is he an avid cornholer?

 

[Cutiebaby]

cornholing, lmfao...sounds funny

 

[jack sparrow]

cornholing, lmfao...sounds funny

They take it pretty seriously down here...they have no idea what the term actually means in the real world.

 

[samoth]

Is he an avid cornholer?

His friends used to call him the great Cornholio.

 

[jack sparrow]

His friends used to call him the great Cornholio.

 

[Cutiebaby]

They take it pretty seriously down here...they have no idea what the term actually means in the real world.

what are they a bunch o hillbillies?

 

[jack sparrow]

what are they a bunch o hillbillies?

Pretty much. Great people, but isolated.

 

[javaguru]

And no PICK3...this has nothing to do with ness. I's some kind of silly game where you throw sand bags or something.

Will it involve motor boating on a fat girls boobs? HR will not be pleased......

 

[jack sparrow]

Will it involve motor boating on a fat girls boobs? HR will not be pleased......

I dunno about motor boating this time...I'm gonna scope out some Lestat type women tonight...you know, average chicks, not fattys.

 

[javaguru]

I dunno about motor boating this time...I'm gonna scope out some Lestat type women tonight...you know, average chicks, not fattys.

Gotta have goals man, women like men with goals....

 

[jack sparrow]

Gotta have goals man, women like men with goals....

Thats why I intend to win the "Cornhole Cup" my first time out. They will be all over me like a cheap suit.

Ok..the time has come. I'm out. Later I'm putting up a huge K thread...whoever can write the best 100 line rap for 50K (SubZM will take it for sure), but just a heads up.

 

[PICK3]

cornholing, lmfao...sounds funny

sounds funny & familar

JS quit using my material bro

 

[javaguru]

sounds funny & familar

JS quit using my material bro

You are the #1 bor on EF......I don't think Jack was trying to move in on you...

 

[bigmann245]

have fun, just dont be sad when you wake up in the morning unaware of where you are with a used condom hanging out your ass.

 

[David Hemmingway]

cornhole is big in colleges

 

[crew9]

Except that it's usually called bags not cornhole.

 

[heatherrae]

Cornhole is a buckeye (Ohio) thing, really, not so much a Kentucky thing. We like horseshoes here. It's pretty similar to horseshoes except you are throwing bean bags at a hole that is in a wooden ramp. You get 3 points for being in the hole, 2 points for being on the ramp, etc. Plus, if you knock someone's beanbag off the ramp, they lose points.

 

[the-short-one]

Results??! How did the cornholing go? Did you score a trophy and some average looking women?

 

[slat1]

Sounds like they are going to have you throw sand bag after sand bag until you can't move anymore. Then they are going to cornhole you!

 

[vixensghost]

We play it with bags packed with soybeans here in Ohio, Jack.

I'm a master at the cornhole!

 

[slat1]

I'm a master at the cornhole!

:slatlogsoffEFandlogsontothehun.nettomasturbate.thanks.haveagreatweekend:

 

[vixensghost]

lol...Yep!

 

[jack sparrow]

Results??! How did the cornholing go? Did you score a trophy and some average looking women?

I did OK, but I thought it was going to turn into a game of "Kill The Yankee". I may have done a little too well.

 

[bigmann245]

I did OK, but I thought it was going to turn into a game of "Kill The Yankee". I may have done a little too well.

you have to come down here for that game. they love to play it here in the south

 

[Bikini Mod]

I had no idea that there was such a thing. I just thought that shadow was AAP's bitch at the time.