i'm getting the itch

[PICK3]

No, but you pretty much have to be a grandpa or a 22 year old surfer chick to throw your money away on such a hideous looking car.

why dew I score so much poon with it

 

[WoodyO]

why dew I score so much poon with it

Cuz you have extra cash to spend on cheap, underage junkie hookers.

 

[miplank]

you haven't scored one piece of poon w/it. Ever.

 

[PICK3]

right cuz I only bought new cars every 2 years since 2001

butt my next one will be the last one

will wax with Collinite 845 and keep fresh Penzoil Platinum and Wix filters

 

[PICK3]

butt my next one will be the last one

will wax with Collinite 845 and keep fresh Penzoil Platinum and Wix filters

and Weathertech mats

 

[miplank]

balllin

 

[PICK3]

balllin

indeed

 

[PICK3]

knot a single ngr killed in an A4


fuck I cant afford that


Here are the safest and most dangerous cars on the road

 

[WoodyO]

Stop worrying about stupid shit like safety. You are not transporting children.

Stop talking about resale value like a broke dick.

A single man has no reason to shop for something practical, so get what you like.

 

[WoodyO]

Fgt