I'm getting married.

[biteme]

I know it was sudden, but we have everything in common. She even likes to hit the heavy bag and use to box. So I says, "We ought to just skip all the b.s. and get married, what do U think?" So that's the story. SHe has a 3 year old daughter and I have an 11 year old daughter, I think it will work out great.

 

[Deus Ex Machina]

what

 

[Dial_tone]

yea sure right. Her name Fistina?

 

[biteme]

yea sure right. Her name Fistina?

LOL. Maria.

 

[Jay Sean Juggy D]

WTF

 

[ZKaudio]

u fucking serious? dude... think.

 

[SoreArms]

Didn't I recently read a post title something like "Are women becoming obsolete"?

 

[Jay Sean Juggy D]

http://marriage.about.com/cs/antimarriage/

 

[biteme]

u fucking serious? dude... think.

Yes. Can someone talk me out of it? I figure what the heck. That's the way they use to do it in the olden days and it often worked out great. She's a really cool girl and sometimes I can see thru them and I liked what I saw.

 

[dzulboy]

so whens the viewing?

 

[jerkbox]

run! it's a trap!

 

[argent]

How long have you known her?

 

[biteme]

How long have you known her?

3 hours. I think that's long enough. No need for all the courtship bullshit. I'm far too busy.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

congrats man, knock her up so she's got a reason to stay

 

[Apöllo]

Wait, has Paulos taken over the Biteme account?

 

[argent]

i vote for you to:

have sex

move in together

get married

in that order

 

[biteme]

Didn't I recently read a post title something like "Are women becoming obsolete"?

Yes you did. I'm an enigma. I wouldn't get near the vast majority of women, but there are a few.

 

[Sebby]

How long you known her/dated her for? If you go through with it, congrats, and good luck. Peace bro.

 

[JOKER47]

Set the date for 6-9 months from now, and move in together immediately.

Living together first is extremely important. (Serious here.)

Congrats to you if it works out, bro.

 

[biteme]

Set the date for 6-9 months from now, and move in together immediately.

Living together first is extremely important. (Serious here.)

Congrats to you if it works out, bro.

THanks man. You guys are too nice. We'll see what happens.

 

[vinylgroover]

what the hey biteme.

i'm sick of living life by societie's steretypes and standards..........i just got my heart shat on because of it.

take a chance my friend, it may just work out.

 

[biteme]

what the hey biteme.

i'm sick of living life by societie's steretypes and standards..........i just got my heart shat on because of it.

take a chance my friend, it may just work out.

It might indeed. She's real, nothing pretentious about her. She's also Mexican. Mexicans in general are very loyal family people.

 

[Sebass67]

Good luck bro!

 

[WODIN]

Good luck man.

 

[mylife]

don't let her fool you, she only wants her citizenship

 

[Forge]

Set the date for 6-9 months from now, and move in together immediately.

Living together first is extremely important. (Serious here.)

Congrats to you if it works out, bro.

This is GREAT advice. I lived with my wife for two years before we got hitched, you really don't know someone until you've lived with them. So many couples make the mistake of not living together first, and are later surprised at what they have promised to spend the rest of their lives with...

 

[EnderJE]

Christ, 3 hours?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

post a pic

then ill comment

 

[TheProject]

LOL. Maria.

Maria....he just met a girl named Maria...

 

[superqt4u2nv]

This has to be a joke

 

[crew9]

This has to be a joke

If it's not I'm scared. PRENUP

 

[GoldenDelicious]

If it's not I'm scared. PRENUP

only if she's poor. er.

 

[gonelifting]

Good Luck! and PLEASE be careful! You have no idea who you`re getting hitched to. OK Maria?

lol jk If this is`nt a joke... good luck. Maybe you HAVE met someone you`re really into but are exaggerating the marriage thing.

 

[The_Ghost]

This is a joke I would hope.

I would think you are smarter then this.

 

[big_bad_buff]

make sure to get a prenuptial lol.

3 hours. I think that's long enough. No need for all the courtship bullshit. I'm far too busy.

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Ahh yes

Love.com is in the air.

 

[Delinquent]

Maria....he just met a girl named Maria...

heh don't make me bust out with lyrics.

 

[Sub-Zero]

run! it's a trap!

wat he said.

 

[Bikini Mod]

LOL @Biteme.

I can't believe you guys are falling for this.

Good one!!!

 

[TheProject]

heh don't make me bust out with lyrics.

LOL, karma for you.

 

[velvett]

There's no way in hell that this is true.

 

[chewyxrage]

dude she has STDs.

she told me

 

[PHATchik]

I think he's joking? Yeah, he's joking. Has to be joking.

I'm gullible, but I draw the line somewhere.

I think.

 

[biteme]

LOL @Biteme.

I can't believe you guys are falling for this.

Good one!!!

Some of you are beginning to know me too well.

 

[PHATchik]

Some of you are beginning to know me too well.

Whew.

 

[supersizeme]

did you all hear that Paulos' girl is pregnant again

 

[Bikini Mod]

This was almost as believable as me being repulsed by the mere thought of getting good oral. LOL