I'm getting laid this weekend.

[Bullit]

Hide the salami n' go home to mommy.

 

[Bullit]

Hit It n' Quit It

 

[Bullit]

C'mon.... join in... its fun for the whole family!

 

[biteme]

Going to a wedding saturday. I was in a relationship with the bride's cousin a few years ago. She was a freak. Well just found out she is going to be there and is single. If all goes according to plan should be a simple nail 'n bail. Wish me luck.

I hope she's not on the rag, or she got real fat. Get laid for me too. I quit fucking just to fuck, too much hassle.

 

[bdog527]

lmao@bullitbear.

Thanks to the well wishers.

And to the lady who said it will be horrible...i'm going for anal.

 

[bdog527]

Re: Re: I'm getting laid this weekend.

I hope she's not on the rag, or she got real fat. Get laid for me too. I quit fucking just to fuck, too much hassle.

yeah it would suck donkeyballs if she was fat. that would definitely put the kibosh on my plans. she was a cheerleader for a major SEC university so I'm hoping she still has the muscular tight look and not the fat flabby thing going for her.

 

[MeatHead57]

hahahaha good luck!

 

[The_Eviscerator]

two pumps and a cloud of dust!

 

[from zero]

Engage in sexual congress and ... um ... be proud of your progress ...

All the fucking good ones are taken.

 

[-SD-]

fornicate 'n eradicate.