I'm getting a massage today

[Captain FT]

Shaving the taint just in case i get a hand slipage while working my "extremely sore" inner thigh. Its not one of those places, but you never know how its going to go.

Guys when you go for a regular massage do you ever sit there and think "Maybe she'll just grab it". I have trouble with a usually young, good looking masseuse rubbing my body with oil and looking at it in a non-sexual way. I'm no OMEGA.

EDIT: Definitely need to specify this is a female masseuse.

 

[calveless wonder]

poboy massage?

 

[mochara]

Shaving the taint just in case i get a hand slipage while working my "extremely sore" inner thigh. Its not one of those places, but you never know how its going to go.

Guys when you go for a regular massage do you ever sit there and think "Maybe she'll just grab it". I have trouble with a usually young, good looking masseuse rubbing my body with oil and looking at it in a non-sexual way. I'm no OMEGA.

EDIT: Definitely need to specify this is a female masseuse.

your lucky bro i would nt be aloud to go for one and if i was it would have to be a 20 stone man doing it lol

 

[Strongbow]

your lucky bro i would nt be aloud to go for one and if i was it would have to be a 20 stone man doing it lol

WTF is that?

 

[nimbus]

i've never thought to get a massage; are they pretty good?

 

[Strongbow]

i've never thought to get a massage; are they pretty good?

Almost as fucking awsome as a pedicure.

 

[mochara]

WTF is that?

sorry man in other words a very fat man ,we (uk)go in stone aswell as lbs in weight... my bad lol

 

[mustang_00]

if the table has a hole for your face so you're comfortable. how come there's not a hole for your cawk? laying on your stomach with a boner hurts sometimes.

 

[PICK3]

laying on your stomach with a boner hurts sometimes.

you should know

 

[mustang_00]

you should know

i think there's no cawk holes in the table cause you would be under the table doing glory holes bish

 

[twenty47]

my old roomates girl was massage therapist. he would only allow her to give me deap tissue massages when i was sore. that shit fucking hurts. works though. i would like to have a hot ass girl that knows whats up give me a good rub down no deep tissue shit.

 

[nangiggles]

you should know

pwned

 

[stephen4327]

them asians know whats up

 

[pbhardbody]

i think there's no cawk holes in the table cause you would be under the table doing glory holes bish

lolololol

 

[mustang_00]

lolololol

lollololololloll

 

[PICK3]

lolololol

lollololololloll

ololololol2

 

[nangiggles]

I cant make direct eye contact with stephen4327's avi it grosses the fuck out of me....

 

[OMEGA]

i got a special massage once, I found it to be insulting.

 

[ceo]

my old roomates girl was massage therapist. he would only allow her to give me deap tissue massages when i was sore. that shit fucking hurts. works though. i would like to have a hot ass girl that knows whats up give me a good rub down no deep tissue shit.

Jesus Christ you fucking Nancy. Deep tissue is the only massage worth getting IMO. It feels fucking awesome.

 

[Captain FT]

Jesus Christ you fucking Nancy. Deep tissue is the only massage worth getting IMO. It feels fucking awesome.

Agree, which is what I got yesterday. I feel great, except for where I pinned my quad yesterday, its sore as balls and a little bruised. I figured it would help circulate the oil.

 

[nangiggles]

Jesus Christ you fucking Nancy. Deep tissue is the only massage worth getting IMO. It feels fucking awesome.

What's wrong with Nancys?

Nannogiggles

 

[pbhardbody]

What's wrong with Nancys?

Nannogiggles

tis slang for "pansy" or "wuss" or "whimp"

 

[PICK3]

tis slang for "pansy" or "wuss" or "whimp"

I think Nancy (nan) has been here long enough to pick up on that



You Nancy

 

[pbhardbody]

I think Nancy (nan) has been here long enough to pick up on that



You Nancy

think so?

you... PICK3


Urban Dictionary: pick3

 

[nangiggles]

 

[*ebony*]

my old roomates girl was massage therapist. he would only allow her to give me deap tissue massages when i was sore. that shit fucking hurts. works though. i would like to have a hot ass girl that knows whats up give me a good rub down no deep tissue shit.

It only hurts if they're going too fast. With deep tissue you really have to find someone who's very gently and can patiently knead out the knots. people with small hands are usually better at doing this.