I'm getting a little worried

[puddlemonkey]

Oh thank god,, I read the thread title and thought you were going to say that you had not had your period yet

Nah bro, we're safe.

 

[wootoom]

who fuckin gives a flying fuck

 

[puddlemonkey]

I like slinkies.

 

[KillahBee]

I'll translate for those who could not follow this: He's not getting any.

I'm attempting to reach a higher level of sexual being which will eventually result in the ability to impregnate wiminz simply by looking them in the eyes.