Im fucked

[theoak01]

tonight I had some people over to chill,drink etc as the parents were out,we get here and I drop E,well my buddies lil bro drinks/smokes to much and pukles all over my living room,now Im stuck trying to sort this mess out before my parents get home.

fuclk ass Im mad at him

 

[KillahBee]

oh fuck. God I do not miss that feeling in your gut when you know you did something wrong that will affect your parents and you just have to sit around feeling all anxious until they come home and berate you.

where did he puke? couches? rug? floor?

 

[theoak01]

chair,rug,table,everything on table,me as he didnt fucking move when he knew he was gonna spew,he tried to down it like a champ

fucking idiot,I didnt invite him anyway but he is my best friends lil bro.

another buddy went to get a shampooer,but fuck this place stinks and I got everything open and Im cold thanks to canadian winter and still all fucking tweaked on e wanting to be pissed but cant do anything but laugh,though I dont find it funny

 

[jerseyart]

Damn man, I had friends trash my parents house in high school at a party.


People are fucking assholes. Kick his ass good

 

[theoak01]

nah man,Ill talk to his bro about it when I sober up and he wakes up.

good news is the shampoo seemed to work,but I will tell my parents anyways ,no point in bullshitting.

 

[riverrock]

Just own up to it being a friend you were "looking out for" and didn't want him wandering home in the state he was in. Tell the folks that the last thing you expected was this and was just trying to play the Good Samaratian

 

[BrothaBill]

My friend a long time ago had someone puke a huge ass amount of mac and cheese and like about two litres of red wine in various spots in his house.
I visited the house two months later and you could still smell a slight puke smell, he was freaking pissed, unbelievable

 

[manny78]

tonight I had some people over to chill,drink etc as the parents were out,we get here and I drop E,well my buddies lil bro drinks/smokes to much and pukles all over my living room,now Im stuck trying to sort this mess out before my parents get home.

fuclk ass Im mad at him

Next time, try to screen people before you invite them.

 

[wootoom]

fuck that sucks. been there. i hate puke

 

[madbomber31]

never EVER have people over YOUR house to drink... something will be broke or stolen or puked on.

 

[string_bean00]

It's common decency to clean up your own puke if you happen to puke at another person's place. I don't care how drunk you are. Clean it up. I've done it a million times.

 

[westsnoop]

Unless the puke reeks of alcohol, just say he got sick. You suspect food poisoning.

 

[jnevin]

Rolling your ass off trying to clean puke. Not so good. Just put on some latex gloves and squish it through your fingers. It'll be fun. Oh god I'm gonna puke thinking aboot that.

 

[GrandMaster]

*sigh* stupid little fucks. i had a few ppl over at my place too last nite... drank out asses away, no barfing, passing out.... soberd up,.. took em home

 

[JayC9]

Time to start thinking about flying the nest!

 

[jnevin]

Just take a huge shit in the middle of the floor and blame it on the dog. Then they won't smell puke. I am sooooo smart.

 

[string_bean00]

Just take a huge shit in the middle of the floor and blame it on the dog. Then they won't smell puke. I am sooooo smart.

lol

 

[wtlftr]

Clean the shit up and get on with it

 

[theoak01]

my buddy helped me alot,we got his shampooer,but it still left a slight puke smell and the parents knew,I never planned to hide it from them,and they are glad I took responsibility to get it cleaned up the best I can.

this kid wont ever be chilling with us again,and Im so glad the rest of my friends left and it was just me and another guy,cuz they were all riding the white pony and woulda tripped.

I think I woulda barfed when he puked on me if I was on E