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Taps

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My boss thretened to fire me today, but I told him I he wouldn't do that 'cause I'm too good-looking. He really didn't have an answer for that, and I still have a job.

Never be afraid to use your beauty, sistas!
 
PHATchik said:


Damn, it's getting hot in here or is just me? :p
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My boss threatens to fire all of us on a weekly basis, so all that's new is the excuses we come up with to keep our jobs.

I'll ride this beauty thing as long as I can and then switch to something else.

And damn it, for the last time, all you jerkoffs quit flirting with my future wife!
 
Taps said:
And damn it, for the last time, all you jerkoffs quit flirting with my future wife!

Awww. come on Taps, I will let you flirt with my wife!;)
 
Motherfucker, my boss just phoned me and told me I was supposed to come in again 2 hours ago.

Will my good looks protect me?
 
Taps said:
Motherfucker, my boss just phoned me and told me I was supposed to come in again 2 hours ago.

Will my good looks protect me?

You don't really want me to answer that. And hey, I say let them flirt. :p
 
Taps said:
My boss thretened to fire me today, but I told him I he wouldn't do that 'cause I'm too good-looking. He really didn't have an answer for that, and I still have a job.

Never be afraid to use your beauty, sistas!



You're just a tease.;)
 
I still have a job, so obviously I'm as good looking as I think.

I'm not gay, but I would flirt with my boss if I knew I would get me a raise. Hell, for a I'd sleep with him for a big enough pay hike.

Phat-- what happened to "...love, honor, and obey"????? :D
 
Taps said:
I still have a job, so obviously I'm as good looking as I think.

I'm not gay, but I would flirt with my boss if I knew I would get me a raise. Hell, for a I'd sleep with him for a big enough pay hike.

Phat-- what happened to "...love, honor, and obey"????? :D

Hehehe, you're discovering what women have known for generations. You can use your sexuality and looks to great advantage. If you're a spunky guy you can get plenty of people eating out of your hand (so long as you occasionally let them eat you out).
 
Taps said:
I still have a job, so obviously I'm as good looking as I think.

I'm not gay, but I would flirt with my boss if I knew I would get me a raise. Hell, for a I'd sleep with him for a big enough pay hike.




:confused:


OH, so you're bisexual?



Whatever curls your noodle, I guess.:D :shocked:
 
big4life said:





:confused:


OH, so you're bisexual?



Whatever curls your noodle, I guess.:D :shocked:

Nope, he is saying he would sleep with his boss (of the same sex) for a pay rise. He never said he had to enjoy sleeping with his boss.
 
HansNZ said:


Nope, he is saying he would sleep with his boss (of the same sex) for a pay rise. He never said he had to enjoy sleeping with his boss.


So he's a male prostitute?:confused: :eek2: j/k
 
big4life said:



So he's a male prostitute?:confused: :eek2: j/k

In a sense I suppose yes. In the nineteenth century, middle class women who didn't work and were supported by their husbands were considered to be prostitutes in some circles.

I suppose if I use my youth/looks/whatever to snag myself a rich man who becomes my sugar daddy then I am also a prostitute of sorts.

There is an exceptionally good-looking unemployed guy about 20 years old who does the rounds of the gay community here. He is straight, but preys on wealthy older gay men. He moves in with them and (one assumes) has sex with them also. He seems to last about 6 months before his victims work him out or get bored with him.

Many male prostitutes are straight. They are known as "gay for pay".
 
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My God, you two are taking this too seriously. lol I've been outed, and I was never even in! heh heh heh

1. I don't consider myself that attractive. I don't think I'm ugly and I dont think I'm hot shit -- just average.

2. I'm not gay or bi. Male on male sex doesn't gross me out, but it doesn't turn me on either.

I need to start putting more smilies in my threads so people know I'm joking. :D :) :lmao: ;) :p :mix: :angel: :fro:

If my boss was a hot chick, well....that would be a differnet matter altogether. :mix:
 
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Taps said:
My God, you two are taking this too seriously. lol I've been outed, and I was never even in! heh heh heh

1. I don't consider myself that attractive. I don't think I'm ugly and I dont think I'm hot shit -- just average.

2. I'm not gay or bi. Male on male sex doesn't gross me out, but it doesn't turn me on either.

I need to start putting more smilies in my threads so people know I'm joking. :D :) :lmao: ;) :p :mix: :angel: :fro:

If my boss was a hot chick, well....that would be a differnet matter altogether. :mix:

hehehe, we were just going off on a tangent that wasn't really related to you. :)
 
When pretty boys or gay-for-pay guys go homo do they just let the other guy service him, and/or do him up the butt, or do they service the other guy or let them do him up the butt?

'cos I could see where if a straight guy were really desperate he'd let another guy suck him off for lots of $$ and just close his eyes and try not to hink about it.

But the rest would be f'ed up.

Oh I forgot about hand jobs.

So anywan Hanz how does it work?

JC
 
well don't exactly use this stuff on my boss but what Ive found is that Im able to use it on girls to my advantage..Im not cocky but I know how to manipulate things I guess to go my way...oh well
 
joncrane said:
When pretty boys or gay-for-pay guys go homo do they just let the other guy service him, and/or do him up the butt, or do they service the other guy or let them do him up the butt?

'cos I could see where if a straight guy were really desperate he'd let another guy suck him off for lots of $$ and just close his eyes and try not to hink about it.

But the rest would be f'ed up.

Oh I forgot about hand jobs.

So anywan Hanz how does it work?

JC

I'd imagine anything goes.
 
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