I'm drunk/high/depressed about holidays & jelly as fug about Mitch

[ha1a1]

You can come to Thailand and watch me fuck my girlfriend if you like. Or you could carbon monoxide...

 

[miplank]

taco bell fucked up my order, but because my life is awesome it was in my favor and they gave me a bunch of shit i didn't order.



But...because I'm baked I didn't realize I had eaten a bunch of shit I didn't order and was full by the time i realized it thus never eating what I actually ordered.

 

[miplank]

#firstworldproblems

 

[PICK3]

taco bell fucked up my order, but because my life is awesome it was in my favor and they gave me a bunch of shit i didn't order.



But...because I'm baked I didn't realize I had eaten a bunch of shit I didn't order and was full by the time i realized it thus never eating what I actually ordered.

wtf are you rambling bout little girl?