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It's been over a month of incredibly intense training. Except for the times I missed workouts, or dogged it at the gym, or spent my time there standing by the girls lockerrom just peeking in when someone opened the door.

But even with this all this effort I'm still not huge. I'm running out of patience. I'm going to give it another week, tops. Then if Im still not jacked, Im going to consider reconstructive surgery. I feel very strongly about this, especially after talking to GL. He's been working out for years with hardly anything to show for all that effort.

With surgery I figure I can be jacked in 3-4 hours tops. New bi's,chest,calves etc. The works. Any suggestions on good surgeons. And has anyone ever done this before, besides Tuc I mean
 
i'll give you some pointers jerseyart so you don't have to spend your hard earned money on plastic surgery.

legs - don't even bother using weight. it's a waste of time. your legs will grow to catch up with the rest of you regardless of how much or little you work them, so it's pointless to waste your time working them. the exception to legs is calves. you have to do seated calf raises EOD or ED with as much weight as you can handle and do them as fast as you can. and i mean FAST too. you want to bounce that whole machine up and down at lightning speed. if not, your calves will never grow.

bis - barbell curls are a necessity. get your whole body into it, not just your arms. use your theighs to propel the weight upward, then arch your back to bring the weight the rest of the way up. another key to doing barbell curls is to bring the weight down as fast as possible, then kick it back up again. you need to keep the barbell moving at all times as fast as you can or you will never grow.

back - pulldowns are a great tool to use to increase back growth. use your entire body to jerk the bar down, then return to start as fast as possible. your speed returning to the starting position should be about as fast as if you just let the bar go all the way back up. you'll know your doing this correctly if the weights literally slam back upon the rest of the stack.

another useful back tool is the one arm row machine. my gym got one in the winter, and lemme tell you, it's awesome. you can do one arm at a time or both arms. there's a line around the gym waiting for this machine every day, so i havn't had a chance to use it myself yet. i swear people come into the gym just to use this fine piece of equipment. use your whole body to bring the weight back, including pushing with your legs. this is a big help in not only back but arm development as well. if your gym doesn't have one of these, then doing cable rows will suffice. it's best to bring some grease for the bench for this exercise, as you want your ass to slide back and forth as you do this exercise. kind of resembles using one of those rowing machines, but since it's a cable row, you'll develop your back amazingly from this.

shoulders - you know those cages they have in the corner of the gym that no one goes near? this is the setup for shoulder shrugs. set the pins on the side about 1-2" below where your hands rest. pick up the barbell while bending at the knees, then use your whole body to jerk the weight upwards, including those legs. you'll straighten your legs as you are bringing the weight upwards. bend the knees again and bend your back a little to bring the weight down, then repeat. keep your shoulders down at all times, as it is not necessary to move them to do this exercise.

finally we come to chest, the most important body part to work. bench press work is best done with a partner. alternate your chest day with his back day, as your partner can take advatange of the time to do some upright rows. after one heavy warm up set, load the bar to your max weight. use a wide grip. when i say wide, i mean WIDE. if your hands are less than 16" wider than your shoulders, you are not going to get any growth from this exercise. have your partner unrack the bar for you. bring the bar down no less than 3" but no more than half the distance to your chest, then begin pushing it back up. your partner isn't really assisting you when he grabs the bar and begins pulling it up off of you, he's just helping you fight the mental block you are stuck in thinking you can't push the weight back up. you must do no less than 6 reps. on the last rep, bring the bar all the way to your chest as fast as possible, then take at least 10 seconds to push it up. your partners face should be turning red when he grabs hold of the bar, but remember, he's not helping you, he's just psyching you out into making you think he's helping you. if incline bench is your thing, then use your legs to bring your ass up off the bench to the point that your ass is up as high as your shoulders. this is still considered an incline bench, even though your body is parallel to the ground, because you are doing it on the incline bench.

if you need any more tips, just come to me. don't waste your time on the training forum getting bodybuilding tips. people like me that workout in a college gym and observe what goes on in there know how real men train to make their bodies better.
 
dont forget to shave your balls too, so that when you spot your partner on bench he doesnt get hair in his mouth
 
SublimeZM said:
dont forget to shave your balls too, so that when you spot your partner on bench he doesnt get hair in his mouth

but you told me you liked them hairy.

btw sublime, you've got a hair between your teeth again.
 
LMAO someone has to let me give out more K, poor GL ;)

you know he would never be as flat and saggy as he is without the juice. GL owes EVERYTHING to the juice.

without the juice, GL = zero

(my face is going to crack because of this, i swear ;) )
 
SublimeZM said:
yeah, cutie pie forgot to shave again
omg ur sick u little jail bait lol
 
Gymgurl said:
Maybe you can get a penis implant while your there


Oh smack!

Fina Junkie totally owned by Gym Gurl

Nice one GG
 
buy those inflatable floater things that kids put on their arms when they're learning to swim, put along sleeve shirt over them and bam! Buffness
 
crak600 said:
i'll give you some pointers jerseyart so you don't have to spend your hard earned money on plastic surgery.

legs - don't even bother using weight. it's a waste of time. your legs will grow to catch up with the rest of you regardless of how much or little you work them, so it's pointless to waste your time working them. the exception to legs is calves. you have to do seated calf raises EOD or ED with as much weight as you can handle and do them as fast as you can. and i mean FAST too. you want to bounce that whole machine up and down at lightning speed. if not, your calves will never grow.

bis - barbell curls are a necessity. get your whole body into it, not just your arms. use your theighs to propel the weight upward, then arch your back to bring the weight the rest of the way up. another key to doing barbell curls is to bring the weight down as fast as possible, then kick it back up again. you need to keep the barbell moving at all times as fast as you can or you will never grow.

back - pulldowns are a great tool to use to increase back growth. use your entire body to jerk the bar down, then return to start as fast as possible. your speed returning to the starting position should be about as fast as if you just let the bar go all the way back up. you'll know your doing this correctly if the weights literally slam back upon the rest of the stack.

another useful back tool is the one arm row machine. my gym got one in the winter, and lemme tell you, it's awesome. you can do one arm at a time or both arms. there's a line around the gym waiting for this machine every day, so i havn't had a chance to use it myself yet. i swear people come into the gym just to use this fine piece of equipment. use your whole body to bring the weight back, including pushing with your legs. this is a big help in not only back but arm development as well. if your gym doesn't have one of these, then doing cable rows will suffice. it's best to bring some grease for the bench for this exercise, as you want your ass to slide back and forth as you do this exercise. kind of resembles using one of those rowing machines, but since it's a cable row, you'll develop your back amazingly from this.

shoulders - you know those cages they have in the corner of the gym that no one goes near? this is the setup for shoulder shrugs. set the pins on the side about 1-2" below where your hands rest. pick up the barbell while bending at the knees, then use your whole body to jerk the weight upwards, including those legs. you'll straighten your legs as you are bringing the weight upwards. bend the knees again and bend your back a little to bring the weight down, then repeat. keep your shoulders down at all times, as it is not necessary to move them to do this exercise.

finally we come to chest, the most important body part to work. bench press work is best done with a partner. alternate your chest day with his back day, as your partner can take advatange of the time to do some upright rows. after one heavy warm up set, load the bar to your max weight. use a wide grip. when i say wide, i mean WIDE. if your hands are less than 16" wider than your shoulders, you are not going to get any growth from this exercise. have your partner unrack the bar for you. bring the bar down no less than 3" but no more than half the distance to your chest, then begin pushing it back up. your partner isn't really assisting you when he grabs the bar and begins pulling it up off of you, he's just helping you fight the mental block you are stuck in thinking you can't push the weight back up. you must do no less than 6 reps. on the last rep, bring the bar all the way to your chest as fast as possible, then take at least 10 seconds to push it up. your partners face should be turning red when he grabs hold of the bar, but remember, he's not helping you, he's just psyching you out into making you think he's helping you. if incline bench is your thing, then use your legs to bring your ass up off the bench to the point that your ass is up as high as your shoulders. this is still considered an incline bench, even though your body is parallel to the ground, because you are doing it on the incline bench.

if you need any more tips, just come to me. don't waste your time on the training forum getting bodybuilding tips. people like me that workout in a college gym and observe what goes on in there know how real men train to make their bodies better.

I'm not gonna bother reading that entire thing, because it seems like a bunch of bullshit.

I hope you're joking.
Don't use momentum to help you do any exercise, it strains your joints, and you don't fully engage the muscle you intend to work.
I would highly suggest reading a few _good_ books, provided you glance at the bibliography.
 
Aeoleon said:
I'm not gonna bother reading that entire thing, because it seems like a bunch of bullshit.

I hope you're joking.
Don't use momentum to help you do any exercise, it strains your joints, and you don't fully engage the muscle you intend to work.
I would highly suggest reading a few _good_ books, provided you glance at the bibliography.

you NEED to read that whole thing. all the REAL lifters in any gym follow those guidelines for weight lifting. that's how they are able to keep the perfect physique of 18" bis and a large chest coupled with 22" quads and 12-13" calves. but hey, i can only tell you how to acheive the same build, it's up to you to actually do it.
 
Aeoleon said:
Don't use momentum to help you do any exercise, it strains your joints, and you don't fully engage the muscle you intend to work.

Ok this is going to be my new thing at the gym. To visualize myself working the muscle at hand and to psyche myself up before heavy lifts, I'm going to yell in a Jean-Luc Picard voice "ENGAGE!"
 
crak600 said:
don't try to deny it, she was speaking to you.


LOL

You crazy imp. Always Mr. "funny" Ha ha

Clearly she didnt mean me. Let me go back and show you.........


OMFG

Son of a ..........

WTF

That's not funny. Will one of the mods please delete GG's comments. I don't know why she would say that. I dont need one, and damn it,. she knows that!!!
 
LOL I was already in a really great mood this morning, but this thread made me bust out laughing for a whole host of reasons!

Ahhhhh the drama. ;)
 
OMFG

SK!!!

WTF

You swore damn you
 
JerseyArt said:
OMFG

SK!!!

WTF

You swore damn you
OMG IM LOST IN THIS WHOLE SITUATION, im too busy drawing a stick face and putting RJ's name on it and putting it on the wall and throwing darts at it


refresh me please
 
OMFG stop it!!!


And SK knows better
 
SK

How can you say that, after everything we have shared together :confused:
 
The only thing i care about now is seeing cutiepie's huge boobs. I was all about the thread till i read "huge boobs."


Crak600, I'll hit you up with some K the next time I can. Very informative read.
 
Beachbum1546 said:
The only thing i care about now is seeing cutiepie's huge boobs. I was all about the thread till i read "huge boobs."


Crak600, I'll hit you up with some K the next time I can. Very informative read.

damn sublime, brining up her breasts every chance he gets.

that's a "good" read, btw. it's the College BodyBuilder's Guide to Getting Swole.
 
I'd just like to say, that's the biggest pile of bullsh1t i've ever read. This is more accurately descirbed as ''a how to stay small and weak guide''

I don't believe you have got the audacity to write that kind of sh1t and brand it as ''advice''. LMFAO.

Normally I would take my time and explain why your concepts are incorrect and useless, but quite frankly, this post doesn't deserve such a calculated, informative response.

It's absoultey pathetic. You obviously don't have any knowledge in the art we call bodybuilding, so don't pretend to. Some less knowledgeable people may be wrongly fooled into training in such a ludacrous fashion.


crak600 said:
i'll give you some pointers jerseyart so you don't have to spend your hard earned money on plastic surgery.

legs - don't even bother using weight. it's a waste of time. your legs will grow to catch up with the rest of you regardless of how much or little you work them, so it's pointless to waste your time working them. the exception to legs is calves. you have to do seated calf raises EOD or ED with as much weight as you can handle and do them as fast as you can. and i mean FAST too. you want to bounce that whole machine up and down at lightning speed. if not, your calves will never grow.

bis - barbell curls are a necessity. get your whole body into it, not just your arms. use your theighs to propel the weight upward, then arch your back to bring the weight the rest of the way up. another key to doing barbell curls is to bring the weight down as fast as possible, then kick it back up again. you need to keep the barbell moving at all times as fast as you can or you will never grow.

back - pulldowns are a great tool to use to increase back growth. use your entire body to jerk the bar down, then return to start as fast as possible. your speed returning to the starting position should be about as fast as if you just let the bar go all the way back up. you'll know your doing this correctly if the weights literally slam back upon the rest of the stack.

another useful back tool is the one arm row machine. my gym got one in the winter, and lemme tell you, it's awesome. you can do one arm at a time or both arms. there's a line around the gym waiting for this machine every day, so i havn't had a chance to use it myself yet. i swear people come into the gym just to use this fine piece of equipment. use your whole body to bring the weight back, including pushing with your legs. this is a big help in not only back but arm development as well. if your gym doesn't have one of these, then doing cable rows will suffice. it's best to bring some grease for the bench for this exercise, as you want your ass to slide back and forth as you do this exercise. kind of resembles using one of those rowing machines, but since it's a cable row, you'll develop your back amazingly from this.

shoulders - you know those cages they have in the corner of the gym that no one goes near? this is the setup for shoulder shrugs. set the pins on the side about 1-2" below where your hands rest. pick up the barbell while bending at the knees, then use your whole body to jerk the weight upwards, including those legs. you'll straighten your legs as you are bringing the weight upwards. bend the knees again and bend your back a little to bring the weight down, then repeat. keep your shoulders down at all times, as it is not necessary to move them to do this exercise.

finally we come to chest, the most important body part to work. bench press work is best done with a partner. alternate your chest day with his back day, as your partner can take advatange of the time to do some upright rows. after one heavy warm up set, load the bar to your max weight. use a wide grip. when i say wide, i mean WIDE. if your hands are less than 16" wider than your shoulders, you are not going to get any growth from this exercise. have your partner unrack the bar for you. bring the bar down no less than 3" but no more than half the distance to your chest, then begin pushing it back up. your partner isn't really assisting you when he grabs the bar and begins pulling it up off of you, he's just helping you fight the mental block you are stuck in thinking you can't push the weight back up. you must do no less than 6 reps. on the last rep, bring the bar all the way to your chest as fast as possible, then take at least 10 seconds to push it up. your partners face should be turning red when he grabs hold of the bar, but remember, he's not helping you, he's just psyching you out into making you think he's helping you. if incline bench is your thing, then use your legs to bring your ass up off the bench to the point that your ass is up as high as your shoulders. this is still considered an incline bench, even though your body is parallel to the ground, because you are doing it on the incline bench.

if you need any more tips, just come to me. don't waste your time on the training forum getting bodybuilding tips. people like me that workout in a college gym and observe what goes on in there know how real men train to make their bodies better.
 
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jerseyart said:
It's been over a month of incredibly intense training. Except for the times I missed workouts, or dogged it at the gym, or spent my time there standing by the girls lockerrom just peeking in when someone opened the door.

But even with this all this effort I'm still not huge. I'm running out of patience. I'm going to give it another week, tops. Then if Im still not jacked, Im going to consider reconstructive surgery. I feel very strongly about this, especially after talking to GL. He's been working out for years with hardly anything to show for all that effort.

With surgery I figure I can be jacked in 3-4 hours tops. New bi's,chest,calves etc. The works. Any suggestions on good surgeons. And has anyone ever done this before, besides Tuc I mean


lol talk to stilleto
 
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