I'm changing

[OXANDRIN]

you won't know me tomorrow,,, i'm turning my life around right now! when i wake up i am going through life 100% determined to achieve my goals and surpass my dreams!

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

How are you going to do that? No offense but being abusive towards women is an issue that you can't change overnight. But good luck.

 

[OXANDRIN]

How are you going to do that? No offense but being abusive towards women is an issue that you can't change overnight. But good luck.

you know too much...lol bro i have serious problems with women. i am only like 20 and i have been sleeping with 27, 29, and 32 year olds. i appeal to these women. i am not a typical college kid. i don't enjoy getting out of a routine. i like sticking to a game plan

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

What is the game plan? Sleeping with older women? I don't want to come off like every idiot shrink and generic psychologist (which I think practice junk science BTW) but maybe you have some issues with your family. Not there for you as a kid? Bad role models? Give me the scoop bro. You KNOW why your fucked up. Don't blame it on Borderline Personality disorder.

 

[OXANDRIN]

i am very independent....been this way since i lost my friends in middle school to jealousy....i got an ego knowing they were jealous of me and i took on the mind set that i was better and everyone else can fuck off

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

Let me put it DR. Phil style. You are a stuck up, arrogant, pompous prick whose shit don't stink. You are NOT "all that." In fact you are just as crappy and ugly as everyone else. Get over yourself. It's true. Not trying to diss you or be a prick but obviosly you need to get over yourself man. Your ego is obviously a culprit in your unhappiness.

 

[jerkbox]

i'm very proud

 

[Necrophagia]

Dr. Phil makes me feel happy inside.

 

[WarriorPL]

You can't do it.

 

[Necrophagia]

You can do ANYTHING you set your mind to bubba. Don't let folks discourage ya.

 

[OXANDRIN]

i do think highly of myself and that is what gets me through the day without being depressed. thats the reason i don't have to have a girlfriend cause i know one is always there for me,

if i stoped viewing my greatness i would feel like a total failure for sure

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

Your a lost cause man. Here' the best advice I can give. Smoke a blunt and chill out. That always works.

 

[Golfer18--old]

Your a tool. You won't achieve jack shit but death.

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

If I recall correctly golfer, you turn down hot pussy.

 

[Golfer18--old]

If I recall correctly golfer, you turn down hot pussy.

When you have so many opportunities you can do that. While you were sucking your thumb last night I got exactly 52 minutes of road head approx from 12:08 to 1:00.

The girl was black. I am not that attracted to black girls.

 

[~HOUNDOG~]

road head?

 

[WarriorPL]

You can do ANYTHING you set your mind to bubba. Don't let folks discourage ya.

Yeah he can't do it.

 

[Necrophagia]

Yeah, toke a blunt.

 

[Golfer18--old]

road head?

Head on the road bro. While driving....

I didn't blow though, there was to much to think about. Its hard to drive and get head. Not hard to do, just mentally.