I'm calling out Shadow

[Phenom78]

I bet the pussy backs down.


Tomorrow at 5pm

Dramatic reading.

No props allowed.

Old School acting rules

 

[The Shadow]

It's on like the crabs on yo mamas hoo-ha

 

[Smurfy]

this is a turn -on

 

[needtogetaas]

this is a turn -on

ant it

 

[Sassy69]

Damn. Bring the video cam! I vote web cast baby! American Idol viewer call in style via text!

 

[velvett]

I find this disturbing and yet completely unsurprising at the same time.

 

[The Shadow]

I find this disturbing and yet completely unsurprising at the same time.

Yoohoo??

I mean, you too?

 

[stilleto]

this thread is stupid.

everyone knows neither of you can read.

 

[Phenom78]

It's in the bag

He always chooses "The Secret Garden"

 

[biteme]

I can write poetry.

 

[hotzie]

fags.

 

[Phenom78]

fags.

Not all actors are gay

But Shadow is definitely a hold some guys hand in a pic type

 

[stilleto]

shadow can write poetry too- i'll give him that much.

 

[pintoca]

shadow can write poetry too- i'll give him that much.

his poems about the never-to-be-had-cletus are second to none

 

[mrdeeznuts]

DREAM it was in which I found myself.
And you that hail me now, then hailed me king,
In a brave palace that was all my own,
Within, and all without it, mine; until,
Drunk with excess of majesty and pride,
Methought I towered so big and swelled so wide
That of myself I burst the glittering bubble
Which my ambition had about me blown
And all again was darkness. Such a dream
As this, in which I may be walking now,
Dispensing solemn justice to you shadows,
Who make believe to listen; but anon
Kings, princes, captains, warriors, plume and steel,
Ay, even with all your airy theatre,
May flit into the air you seem to rend
With acclamations, leaving me to wake
In the dark tower; or dreaming that I wake
From this that waking is; or this and that,
Both waking and both dreaming; such a doubt
Confounds and clouds our mortal life about.
But whether wake or dreaming, this I know
How dreamwise human glories come and go;
Whose momentary tenure not to break,
Walking as one who knows he soon may wake,
So fairly carry the full cup, so well
Disordered insolence and passion quell,
That there be nothing after to upbraid
Dreamer or doer in the part he played;
Whether tomorrow's dawn shall break the spell,
Or the last trumpet of the Eternal Day,
When dreaming, with the night, shall pass away.

 

[stilleto]

I Wish I Had a Clitoris
by The Shadow

Alone in my room
The lights down low
I tuck away my penis
and pretend its not there... but I know.

I know it is, and that makes me sad
Because a clitoris is really what I wish i had.

 

[mrdeeznuts]

I Wish I Had a Clitoris
by The Shadow

Alone in my room
The lights down low
I tuck away my penis
and pretend its not there... but I know.

I know it is, and that makes me sad
Because a clitoris is really what I wish i had.

standing ovation

 

[jnevin]

his poems about the never-to-be-had-cletus are second to none

Luh-mafahooo

 

[The Shadow]

standing ovation

Ovulation you mean

 

[stilleto]

Ovulation you mean

you wish, sissy boy.

 

[Whiskey]

Ummmm, is this a pride convention?

Whiskey