Im bored, someone keep me company

[Dial_tone]

Are you using a plastic spoon or silverware?

 

[coldblue1955]

Dialtone, you might be the horniest bastard ever on the internet...keep up the good work!!!

nah i'm even hornier.

 

[PatsFan34]

nah i'm even hornier.

Does it hurt when you pee?

 

[FoxyDiva]

Got a webcam? I'd love to see that ice cream.

maybe I do?

I only really know hot to take pics with it though, I dont know how to chat with it or anything, its my roomies, she may get mad If I try to use it, my clumsy butt may break it somehow

but then again, maybe I dont have one

 

[jerkbox]

what a tease....

 

[Dial_tone]

Dialtone, you might be the horniest bastard ever on the internet...keep up the good work!!!

I'm not speaking to you. I'm still bitter about the Patriots non-win over the Raiders 2 years ago.......or was it three?

 

[Dial_tone]

maybe I do?

I only really know hot to take pics with it though, I dont know how to chat with it or anything, its my roomies, she may get mad If I try to use it, my clumsy butt may break it somehow

but then again, maybe I dont have one

Is this the "I'm really a dude" avoidance move?

 

[Whiskey]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm.... Just thinking about ben and jerrys Carmel,fudge ice cream..... Ahhh the gooey goodness. damnit, i'll be back, off to the grocery store to cross the picket line again. There goes my diet

Hey FoxyDive, lick the spoon full of cream once for me!! ;-)

Whiskey

 

[FoxyDiva]

Is this the "I'm really a dude" avoidance move?

I dont think "dudes" smell as nice as I do

 

[Dial_tone]

Okay, you're not a dude...now back to that ice cream. Is it frozen solid or semi soft so it melts in your mouth?