I'm back with "Virgin" liar.

[68GT350]

This girl somehow wound up back in my life again (her move, not mine) and we went on another date...This time, to sort things out and get honest with each other.

Now she tells me she really likes me and she REALLY IS a virgin. Swears, looks me square in the eyes, and even challenges me to ask her mother who's supposed to know since they're so close.

I figured another fun date wouldn't hurt and it really has. She's really hot, looked great tonight, and we had SOOO much fun. I could fall for this girl if i let myself and that's what she told me about me!

Meanwhile, I'm fooling around with a girl who looks JUST like my ex except a bit cuter but still kinda plain and she's VERY clingy and wants to move VERY fast in the relationship game. It's good cuz she's letting me do all sorts of things to her sexually, except sex but there's no real attraction. She's a self-admitted virgin too.

I can't keep both...what should i do, oh what should i do?

 

[68GT350]

Oh, and i got a kiss tonight!

 

[Paulos]

I hope HI comes down and beats the crap out of both of you.

 

[Fonz]

This girl somehow wound up back in my life again (her move, not mine) and we went on another date...This time, to sort things out and get honest with each other.

Now she tells me she really likes me and she REALLY IS a virgin. Swears, looks me square in the eyes, and even challenges me to ask her mother who's supposed to know since they're so close.

I figured another fun date wouldn't hurt and it really has. She's really hot, looked great tonight, and we had SOOO much fun. I could fall for this girl if i let myself and that's what she told me about me!

Meanwhile, I'm fooling around with a girl who looks JUST like my ex except a bit cuter but still kinda plain and she's VERY clingy and wants to move VERY fast in the relationship game. It's good cuz she's letting me do all sorts of things to her sexually, except sex but there's no real attraction. She's a self-admitted virgin too.

I can't keep both...what should i do, oh what should i do?

Seems like you're in quite a quandary.

Stability vs Wildness

Fonz

 

[68GT350]

I hope HI comes down and beats the crap out of both of you.

What the fuck is that all about? What'd i ever do to you?

 

[Paulos]

Just fucking with you, I didn't even read anything but the title.

Sorry, I'm bored.

 

[Citruscide]

What the fuck is that all about? What'd i ever do to you?

I've had people ask me that before... lol -- I just say... Wrong Place... Wrong time...

C-ditty

 

[68GT350]

Just fucking with you, I didn't even read anything but the title.

Sorry, I'm bored.

I don't know why i siad what i just said..i sound like this over-sensative pussy.

Next time, I'm just going to insult you with some type of comment suggesting your partaking in all sorts of homosexual activities. Carry on.

 

[68GT350]

I've had people ask me that before... lol -- I just say... Wrong Place... Wrong time...

C-ditty

Usually, i just give em the ol' jersey salute and flip em the bird.

If they're exceptionally special, i'll give em both hands.

 

[Paulos]

I don't know why i siad what i just said..i sound like this over-sensative pussy.

Next time, I'm just going to insult you with some type of comment suggesting your partaking in all sorts of homosexual activities. Carry on.

Hey, not to change the subject, but I was curious about something. Did you do your own Tren conversion and mess up, giving yourself a massive infection or is that just a joke? I don't remember where I saw it but I was curious if that was just someone fucking around or did it really happen?

 

[HighIntensity]

Usually, i just give em the ol' jersey salute and flip em the bird.

If they're exceptionally special, i'll give em both hands.

I bet she fucks you, while your wearing a dress from AF.

 

[plornive]

This girl somehow wound up back in my life again (her move, not mine) and we went on another date...This time, to sort things out and get honest with each other.

Now she tells me she really likes me and she REALLY IS a virgin. Swears, looks me square in the eyes, and even challenges me to ask her mother who's supposed to know since they're so close.

I figured another fun date wouldn't hurt and it really has. She's really hot, looked great tonight, and we had SOOO much fun. I could fall for this girl if i let myself and that's what she told me about me!

Meanwhile, I'm fooling around with a girl who looks JUST like my ex except a bit cuter but still kinda plain and she's VERY clingy and wants to move VERY fast in the relationship game. It's good cuz she's letting me do all sorts of things to her sexually, except sex but there's no real attraction. She's a self-admitted virgin too.

I can't keep both...what should i do, oh what should i do?

Why are you analyzing the situation??? Just fuck both of them as that is obviously what you want. At least with two girls you won't get too absessed with the first "virgin" (uh huh).

Oh, and lots of girls think they want relationships --- until you become sensitive in response and they think you are a pussy. Just don't show them any kind of attachment you may feel, and fuck them like a jackhammer --- Dr Plornive thinks you will have one sport-sex partner and one sex-slave.

 

[68GT350]

I bet she fucks you, while your wearing a dress from AF.

A&F doesn't make dresses. They make tops and bottoms.

Paulos,

I never got an infection from Tren. I did, however, get a abcess from shooting Sust.

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

A&F doesn't make dresses. They make tops and bottoms.

Paulos,

I never got an infection from Tren. I did, however, get a abcess from shooting Sust.

My rabbit got an abcess, cost over $700 to get it removed.

 

[68GT350]

My rabbit got an abcess, cost over $700 to get it removed.

It was HUGE and on my ass. I fear injecting there, now....that is, if i was injecting anymore.

 

[Paulos]

My rabbit got an abcess, cost over $700 to get it removed.

Injecting Tren into your Rabbit again?

 

[Fonz]

My rabbit got an abcess, cost over $700 to get it removed.

Ouch.

I always inj. my gerbil in his glute.

He's got a permanent mountain there now.

Fonz

 

[Pink Space Biscuit]

Ouch.

I always inj. my gerbil in his glute.

He's got a permanent mountain there now.

Fonz

It was on her chin. They had to shave it and she looked so ugly. They had to operate twice too, because the first lady didn't do it right, then Super Hot bunny doctor #2 got it all and removed some teeth, so it wouldn't grow back.

 

[Fonz]

It was on her chin. They had to shave it and she looked so ugly. They had to operate twice too, because the first lady didn't do it right, then Super Hot bunny doctor #2 got it all and removed some teeth, so it wouldn't grow back.

Damn...poor rabbit.

Hope he got better.

Vets can be a real pain.

Fonz

 

[AAP]

Give her the Dick Test to see if she really is a virgin.

 

[naturally anabolic]

AAP, the what?!

 

[AAP]

AAP, the what?!

The Dick Test.

Take your dick and shove it in. If it goes right in, she's not a virgin.


Or you can try the Oral Test. Only about 55% accurate though. Most virgins are the best dick suckers in the business. Get a blow job. Was it great? If not, chances are she is putting out otherwise.

 

[naturally anabolic]

damn, schooled even by a gay guy.... i need to get a girlfriend LOL

 

[68GT350]

If things go the way they're going....I'll know soon enough. If not, my dry spell might make me think of joining AAP's team.

 

[casavant]

Where the heck are you finding all these virgins anyway?

 

[FLASHMAN1]

Where the heck are you finding all these virgins anyway?

Kindergarten.....










Sorry, couldn't resist....

 

[LiLady11]

I didn't think virgins existed anymore...

 

[Bullit]

LESS TALK MORE TIT PICS.

 

[MaGilicuti]

I didn't think virgins existed anymore...

not every girl's a slut




















just jk

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

i dont like this one bit....

 

[dballer]

I did not read all of the other replies.. but here is what I think...


Give up on women totally. Go out and buy yourself that 68 350GT you always wanted.

If you get horney.. jack off. If you get lonley.. work on the car.

I promise you will never have to make a heartbreak post over somthing a car did to you. The car will last longer. And BEST of all... it will look better with age.

 

[naturally anabolic]

I didn't think virgins existed anymore...

ahem.....ahem

 

[Frackal]

I hear women really dig those trenbolone monsters who weight a solid 150 and work at A and F.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I'm back with "Virgin" liar.

I thought you told me your Rosie Palm had been around the block a few millions time? So Rosie is a liar! But she sure ain't no Virgin! She one lubed up Hoe!