I'm back, biatches!

[Dial_tone]

101 miles - 7hrs, 33 minutes - 154 avg heart rate - 177 max HR - 6,650 calories burned (on the bike alone)....and that was just the second day.

A list of things I don't want to see for at least a week:

• chicken sandwiches
• turkey sandwiches
• Gatorade
• sleeping bags
• Port-a-potties
• single ply toilet paper
• bananas
• tents (with or without 20+mph winds)
• Clif bars
• bicycles
• chamois butter

 

[Jon79]

how about stinky ass?

 

[jh1]

Awesome bro...

Way to go..

 

[DannoMight]

good job dt. now its time for pizza and tang.

 

[ceo]

101 miles - 7hrs, 33 minutes - 154 avg heart rate - 177 max HR - 6,650 calories burned (on the bike alone)....and that was just the second day.

A list of things I don't want to see for at least a week:

• chicken sandwiches
• turkey sandwiches
• Gatorade
• sleeping bags
• Port-a-potties
• single ply toilet paper
• bananas
• tents (with or without 20+mph winds)
• Clif bars
• bicycles
• chamois butter

way to go bro.

 

[jestro]

Holy fuck bro! How're the legs?
I bet you lose 20lbs on this ride.

 

[heatherrae]

What are you doing?

congrats.

What is chamois butter?

 

[puddlemonkey]

I'm thinking about buying a port-a-potty, I'm too lazy to flush.

 

[puddlemonkey]

Actually I just wanted to bump your cool thread above all the gay ones.

 

[JayC9]

Good job DT.

 

[SoKlueles]

wtg DT

 

[gonelifting]

Good job DT. I don't know why people doubted you, but you've proved them all wrong. I really think they should post up on this thread with an apology. You deserve it for the hard work you;ve oput in and the sacrifices you've made.


Are you still fat, btw?

 

[Lestat]

congrats man!!

 

[Dial_tone]

What are you doing?

congrats.

What is chamois butter?

Chamois butter is basically just lotion you put on your taint. The pad in bike shorts is called a chamois. Basically when your legs go up and down 80-90 times a minute for 6-8 hours a day the taint gets rubbed raw. Thats called a saddle sore. I got one on Day 2. It is excruciatingly painful and once it starts the only way to cure it is to stop riding for a few days. The chamois butter is like taking a big scoop lotion and stuffing it down there. It helps lessen the friction some but there is no killing the pain. Right now I am walking like a 90 year old man.

There were people getting their knees and ankles wrapped and ice every day; shoulders in slings from falls; back stiffness. Other than the saddle sore I felt 100% all week. Physically I could have kept riding to San Diego if I wanted.

I will definitely do it again within the next two years. I didn't have a single flat the entire week. One guy flatted four times just on the last day.

 

[silverfish]

Try Gold Bond on the taint after riding. Ususally works for mild cases. I bet you don't have a mild case. Congrats on a great ride.

 

[Scotsman]

Awesome job DT. Nice to see all your hard work paying off and especially for such a good cause.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[nimbus]

leapfrogging the spammer