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myway

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My poor guy, lol. When he works on my nights off, he always comes home to big changes.
One time he came home for a quick bite to eat(he's a cop and we live in his beat so he gets to come home mid-shift) and he found me pulling up a bunch of carpet in the bathrooms. Who puts carpet in a bathroom, anyway? YUK. He was all like," WHAT the FCUK?!?!?" Lol.
Now, I have new plans. He's in the shower, now. I'm just waiting..... as soon as he goes to work, I'm off to Home Depot.
I'm gonna take down some shelves, rearrange our office room, start sanding and restaining the desks, and put down some new area rugs. Poor guy, always comes home wondering if he accidentally went into the wrong house. :evil:
O-well. It could be worse. I know a few chicks that do worse when the man is gone. At least im not porking out on the couch eating bon bons.
 
that's cool...a lot better than sitting around smoking cigs and watching springer reruns
 
True. I am a medic in the biggest white trash city in the midwest. I see plenty of springer shit at work. No need to watch it at home.
 
myway said:
True. I am a medic in the biggest white trash city in the midwest. I see plenty of springer shit at work. No need to watch it at home.

i'm in the midwest, what city are you talking about?
or if you don't wanna reveal that, at least give me the state
 
Independence, Missouri. U know.... the one with all of the meth houses and toothless 20 year olds.
 
I grew up in KC but work in Indy. We have a mullet crowd on one corner...... South Central on the next.
 
I'm amazed with the city I work in. I have done a lot of traveling. I have family in NY, Florida, Cali........ but Independence Missouri..... it's what happens when u take the WORST of everywhere and ask them all to share the same porta potty. NUTZ.
 
Me 2, but I gotta run to home depot. Be back in a few. Until I return.... a word from my sponsors........ Where's need2?
 
ewww rural missouri
rivals only arkansas for sleaze
i'm afraid i can no longer talk to you
*sniffs upturned nose*
 
Ludendorf said:
ewww rural missouri
rivals only arkansas for sleaze
i'm afraid i can no longer talk to you
*sniffs upturned nose*
Rural? Nope. That's what people think when they have not been here.
Actually, over 500000 in kc area. Over 120000 in Independence. No farms here, Dorothy.
And the cities are small(area). So it's crowded. It's no Brooklyn NY(where my dad is from..) but it's not rural.
 
myway said:
Rural? Nope. That's what people think when they have not been here.
Actually, over 500000 in kc area. Over 120000 in Independence. No farms here, Dorothy.
And the cities are small(area). So it's crowded. It's no Brooklyn NY(where my dad is from..) but it's not rural.

midwest, home of the rural big city
where cities are big enough to have housing projects, but rural enough to still have dirt roads
 
Ludendorf said:
midwest, home of the rural big city
where cities are big enough to have housing projects, but rural enough to still have dirt roads
Kinda true. We are Action packed full of trailer parks and ghettos ....... but I have never seen a dirt road. I bet there are some if u drive a couple of hours from the city..... but why would anyone ever want to do that? :rolleyes:
 
myway said:
Kinda true. We are Action packed full of trailer parks and ghettos ....... but I have never seen a dirt road. I bet there are some if u drive a couple of hours from the city..... but why would anyone ever want to do that? :rolleyes:

a rural big city i lived in, flint michigan, had dirt roads
 
myway said:
My poor guy, lol. When he works on my nights off, he always comes home to big changes.
One time he came home for a quick bite to eat(he's a cop and we live in his beat so he gets to come home mid-shift) and he found me pulling up a bunch of carpet in the bathrooms. Who puts carpet in a bathroom, anyway? YUK. He was all like," WHAT the FCUK?!?!?" Lol.
Now, I have new plans. He's in the shower, now. I'm just waiting..... as soon as he goes to work, I'm off to Home Depot.
I'm gonna take down some shelves, rearrange our office room, start sanding and restaining the desks, and put down some new area rugs. Poor guy, always comes home wondering if he accidentally went into the wrong house. :evil:
O-well. It could be worse. I know a few chicks that do worse when the man is gone. At least im not porking out on the couch eating bon bons.
lets give him something realy nice to come home to. :evil:
 
myway said:
True. I am a medic in the biggest white trash city in the midwest. I see plenty of springer shit at work. No need to watch it at home.

The kind of sweet hearted medic I would want if I were sick and vulnerable!
 
joetrisman said:
How's being a medic? It seems like every time I see a female medic, she's always hot as fuck...
It's a good time. Been doing it for years. It's hard to find an ugly medic because we really aren't allowed to grow a fat ass...... well, the good ones don't. It's hard to do the job if u can't move around in small spaces and lift fat ass people. Plus, we need to carry a lot of heavy stuff up stairs....quickly and then carry that same heavy stuff back down the stairs while bringing the chub a lub fat guy with us. I guess if u have a dog face u can be an ugly medic, but most states require a physical agility test so we can't grow the wide ass. Maybe round... but not wide. :)
 
myway said:
My poor guy, lol. When he works on my nights off, he always comes home to big changes.
One time he came home for a quick bite to eat(he's a cop and we live in his beat so he gets to come home mid-shift) and he found me pulling up a bunch of carpet in the bathrooms. Who puts carpet in a bathroom, anyway? YUK. He was all like," WHAT the FCUK?!?!?" Lol.
Now, I have new plans. He's in the shower, now. I'm just waiting..... as soon as he goes to work, I'm off to Home Depot.
I'm gonna take down some shelves, rearrange our office room, start sanding and restaining the desks, and put down some new area rugs. Poor guy, always comes home wondering if he accidentally went into the wrong house. :evil:
O-well. It could be worse. I know a few chicks that do worse when the man is gone. At least im not porking out on the couch eating bon bons.

This is why I don't have a wife. The bitch will have to be a 9 or 10 in order for me to put up with her.
 
myway said:
But I AMa 9 or 10. Well, at least an 8..... but I make up for it.

My ex wife was a 9, now she's a 5 or 6 from the smoking and drinking. I had to put up with her shit of being a woman, but i would have continued to do so had she not fucked me over. The bitch. The end.
 
That's sad.I get married in October. I can't wait to just get better and better. That's how it SHOULD be. It's sad when people slip just because they get married. Isn't that when it should get REALLY fun?
 
myway said:
Independence, Missouri. U know.... the one with all of the meth houses and toothless 20 year olds.
I used to live in Joplin! Missouri is a meth haven. I did the Mr. MO this year, did you go?
 
You go girl! I'm doing the same thing to my fella's yard. Everytime he comes home I have planted new things, ripped out old, ugly stuff, and have drafted new plans for a pond with fish, etc. etc. etc. LOL
 
HeatherRae said:
You go girl! I'm doing the same thing to my fella's yard. Everytime he comes home I have planted new things, ripped out old, ugly stuff, and have drafted new plans for a pond with fish, etc. etc. etc. LOL

sup HR???
 
sup Pinto bean? How ya been doing? =-) I've just been off the comp for a few days working hard on landcaping, cleaning the gutters, powerwashing the dock, etc, etc. A gal's work is never done. ;-) I'm going on a cruise on Thursday. Woo hoo! It is the first time for being on a cruise ship. I can't wait.
 
myway said:
That's sad.I get married in October. I can't wait to just get better and better. That's how it SHOULD be. It's sad when people slip just because they get married. Isn't that when it should get REALLY fun?
Let's see if your singing that tune in about 10 years.

I'm not saying that you will or you won't. I'm just saying that we'll see.
 
silverbackn said:
I used to live in Joplin! Missouri is a meth haven. I did the Mr. MO this year, did you go?
I didn't go :worried: Sorry I missed u. But u are right about Joplin.Whew. One of missouri's many methvilles.
 
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