I'm about to rip my flesh apart!!

[biteme]

Fucking poison ivy again. I had it last year. This time I've got it on my balls, ass, and it's spreading rapidly. Itches like hell and is painful. Damn dogs got out and must have gotten the oil on their coats and I probably sat on the couch naked as I was getting ready for work. Shoot me!

 

[biteme]

I get no sympathy. None of you bastards even care that I'm in great pain. Gee thanks.

 

[PICK3]

This time I've got it on my balls, ass, and it's spreading rapidly.

Too much information bor!

 

[pdaddy]

The most important thing you can do is take a shower and scrub all that shit off of you so you can't spread it. A lot of people think that it can spread by itching it but that's not true, you need to get all the spores off of you asap.

I feel your pain bro. I used to meet an ex of mine in an empty park where we had fatefully gotten hot and heavy right on top of poison ivy patch. It was so bad the next day I had to go to the doctor. Oh yea and my Dr is my dad's best friend so the entire family knew in the matter of hours, I still get shit for that.

 

[biteme]

The most important thing you can do is take a shower and scrub all that shit off of you so you can't spread it. A lot of people think that it can spread by itching it but that's not true, you need to get all the spores off of you asap.

I feel your pain bro. I used to meet an ex of mine in an empty park where we had fatefully gotten hot and heavy right on top of poison ivy patch. It was so bad the next day I had to go to the doctor. Oh yea and my Dr is my dad's best friend so the entire family knew in the matter of hours, I still get shit for that.

I have a delayed reaction to it. Last time I had it, it seemed to spread, but it just took awhile for it to develop a rash on the skin, I think. Yeah, this shit sux and is one of the negative things about country living. It freaking hurts.

 

[biteme]

Too much information bor!

What the hell. We all know each other here like brothers and sisters.

 

[hamstershaver]

dont post pics

 

[UA_Iron]

go to a dermatoligist.

They'll prescribe something like Clobetasol Propionate, a super high potency cortisteriod.

 

[seizer]

When it comes to poison ivy or oak, biteme, I can assure you, you have yet to see how bad this shit can really get. I have spent a lot of time in the bush and now I have an immunity to it all, but once I had it so bad that for two weeks, My skin all over my legs were nickel sized bubbles that oozed this yellow juice. It was extremely itchy, so much so that I had to constantly move my body in order itch my entire body at the same time or else i would have to spend too much time scratching myself with just my hands.

 

[Sassy69]

dude. can I just comment as an unbiased observer... you have a hell bunch drama in your life. You should maybe just sort of sequester yourself from your family, poisonous plants and other life-inhibiting factors and just like, get laid, enjoy life, have a smoke, whatever.

I have drama in my life too, but if you get deep into it, it starts to cost you, i.e. negative karma. The longer you put up w/ it, the more it costs you in lost days or years on your life, quality of life that could've been spent on things resultinig in happy memories or just moments that you personally savor.

Not to make a comment on your life, because I am simply drawing my conclusions from the stuff you post on ef. I think you have very good intentions but shit around you doesn't always lend itself to a non-stressful existence for you. I wish a few moments of stress free bliss every few days

 

[UA_Iron]

I think you need to head-butt more people and hit on more of your daughters friends moms. (basically what sassy said except the better non-female version)

 

[Mr. dB]

She comes on like a rose but everybody knows
She'll get you in Dutch
Now you can look but you better not touch

Poison iv-y-y-y-y, poison iv-y-y-y-y
Late at night while you're sleepin' poison ivy comes a'creepin'
Arou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound

She's pretty as a daisy but look out man she's crazy
She'll really do you in
Now if you let her under your skin

Poison iv-y-y-y-y, poison iv-y-y-y-y
Late at night while you're sleepin' poison ivy comes a'creepin'
Arou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound

Measles make you bumpy
And mumps'll make you lumpy
And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch
A common cold'll fool ya
And whooping cough'll cool ya
But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch!!

You're gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion
You'll be scratchin' like a hound
The minute you start to mess around

Poison iv-y-y-y-y, poison iv-y-y-y-y
Late at night while you're sleepin' poison ivy comes a'creepin'
Arou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound

Measles make you bumpy
And mumps'll make you lumpy
And chicken pox'll make you jump and twitch
A common cold'll fool ya
And whooping cough'll cool ya
But poison ivy, Lord'll make you itch!!

You're gonna need an ocean of calamine lotion
You'll be scratchin' like a hound
The minute you start to mess around

Poison iv-y-y-y-y, poison iv-y-y-y-y
Late at night while you're sleepin' poison ivy comes a'creepin'
Arou-ou-ou-ou-ou-ound

 

[biteme]

dude. can I just comment as an unbiased observer... you have a hell bunch drama in your life. You should maybe just sort of sequester yourself from your family, poisonous plants and other life-inhibiting factors and just like, get laid, enjoy life, have a smoke, whatever.

I have drama in my life too, but if you get deep into it, it starts to cost you, i.e. negative karma. The longer you put up w/ it, the more it costs you in lost days or years on your life, quality of life that could've been spent on things resultinig in happy memories or just moments that you personally savor.

Not to make a comment on your life, because I am simply drawing my conclusions from the stuff you post on ef. I think you have very good intentions but shit around you doesn't always lend itself to a non-stressful existence for you. I wish a few moments of stress free bliss every few days

My body and mind take care of itself by getting very peaceful sleep through dreams that are a reality in themselves. They are real when you are experiencing them. I had the most peaceful dreams last night. Maybe there is hope afterall at the end of the hell that is this life.

 

[BrothaBill]

Biteme, no need to go to a dermatologist and dont waste time with other treatments..

Go to a drug store and get TECNU poison ivy extreme relief.

It literally washes away the itch. It breaks up the oil and removes the offending alkaloids. Its like near instant cure for it. The imflammation will start to heal immediately.

Its the best thing for it, trust me on this. Its called Tecnu, get some, far superior to hydrocortisone or anything like that b/c this removes the offending substance from your skin

 

[biteme]

Biteme, no need to go to a dermatologist and dont waste time with other treatments..

Go to a drug store and get TECNU poison ivy extreme relief.

It literally washes away the itch. It breaks up the oil and removes the offending alkaloids. Its like near instant cure for it. The imflammation will start to heal immediately.

Its the best thing for it, trust me on this. Its called Tecnu, get some, far superior to hydrocortisone or anything like that b/c this removes the offending substance from your skin

Thanks! And thanks to everyone else who offered advice! Where do I get this stuff? CVS drugstore?

 

[BrothaBill]

Thanks! And thanks to everyone else who offered advice! Where do I get this stuff? CVS drugstore?

Yup, any large drugstore should have it. Ive used it several times and recommended it dozens more times with everyone shocked at how well it works, people are used to hydrocortisone or calamine lotion taking days. This is near instant relief

Here's a pic of it, trust me on this one

 

[biteme]

dude. can I just comment as an unbiased observer... you have a hell bunch drama in your life. You should maybe just sort of sequester yourself from your family, poisonous plants and other life-inhibiting factors and just like, get laid, enjoy life, have a smoke, whatever.

I have drama in my life too, but if you get deep into it, it starts to cost you, i.e. negative karma. The longer you put up w/ it, the more it costs you in lost days or years on your life, quality of life that could've been spent on things resultinig in happy memories or just moments that you personally savor.

Not to make a comment on your life, because I am simply drawing my conclusions from the stuff you post on ef. I think you have very good intentions but shit around you doesn't always lend itself to a non-stressful existence for you. I wish a few moments of stress free bliss every few days

I had 3 dates last week, I just never post about that kind of stuff, but I will from now on. I met them all online. It's so easy to meet people that way. If I sit home, its because I choose to.