I'm a slave 4 U parody

[Latimer]

This is the Mr. Muscle remix. Listen to the original song as you read this for best results.

// Spoken //

I know I may be Norwegian, but I’ve got feelings too.
And I need to screw what I feel like screwing.
So let me go and stop dissin.

All you people look at me like I’m from another world.
Well did you ever think about the real reason I can't find a girl?

Always saying getting girls is easy, just step into a club.
Well I’m just tryin’ to find out why cause gay sex is what I love.

// His ass //

Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOA)
Get it get it, get it get it (WHOOOOOA)(Do you like it?)
Get it get it, get it get it (OOOHHHH)(This feels good)

I know I may come off quiet, I may come off bi.
But I feel like sucking, feel like fucking when I see a guy.

I'll take anything from twinks to bears. What the hell, who cares?
All I know is I’m so happy in my pink otomix gear.

I’m a fag for you. I want to hold it; You know I can't control it.
I’m a fag it's true. I won’t deny it; I’m done trying to hide it.

Baby, don’t you wanna, stick it in me,
(I just wanna do the same to you)
To another time and place.
Baby, don’t you wanna, bust one on my face,
(Are you ready)
(Lets go)

// During intercourse //

(Like that?)
(You like it)
(Now do me)


Disclaimer: I do not really think Mr. Muscle is gay. This was done all in good fun, but mostly out of boredom.

 

[GLADIATOR351]

OMG!! ROTFLMAO!!

 

[havoc]

This might even top "into my boner oven". peace

 

[MrMuscle]

LOL real funny ass goblin. Tha fact that you even spent enough time writing this shit is as funny as the post.

oh and btw, you want another pic of my weiner?

 

[Latimer]

oh and btw, you want another pic of my weiner?

Nope, I already forwarded the one you sent to the publishers of The Guinness Book of World Records. It'll be on page 133 under the world's smallest penis section.

 

[growin']

Goofy lyrics HEHE, could you help a brother out, and tell me who sings that song?

 

[Latimer]

Britney Spears.

 

[PinK233]

I love how Mr. Muscle takes it so well....makes it even funnier

 

[growin']

That expains it Thanks man

 

[Latimer]

This might even top "into my boner oven". peace

I was actually searching for some stuff in my old threads and that popped up. I was cracking up when I read it again and it inspired me to do another one.