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I watched that episode the day it released!

It was good, but you could tell the guy suspected something was up. The best tranny segments are when the guy just gets floored.
 
mrplunkey said:
I watched that episode the day it released!

It was good, but you could tell the guy suspected something was up. The best tranny segments are when the guy just gets floored.
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Funny story. Tell the left that their universal healthcare is paying for Sarah P's health care and for the people on Jerry. Best advertisement ever!
 
EnderJE said:
Funny story. Tell the left that their universal healthcare is paying for Sarah P's health care and for the people on Jerry. Best advertisement ever!
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What's funny to me is knowing Jerry is a raging liberal, but it doesn't seem to stop him from exploiting all those down-and-out, low-income guests on his show.

To me, these are just a modern-day version of medieval morality plays.
 
Actors. Scripted. Only thing being exploited here is the audience.
 
Mr. dB said:
Actors. Scripted. Only thing being exploited here is the audience.
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Common myth.

They receive pre-show orientation, but the guests do check out as real. And some of them are overly dramatic to get on the show attempting to create singing or other talent opportunities for themselves, but it never works.

Exception: One of the Jerry Springer midgets parlayed his appearance into seven porn film roles as well as a job with a traveling troupe of midget wrestlers.

The Kung Fu Hillbilly (a popular repeat guest) lives in Clinton, TN -- about 20 minutes from Knoxville. He's definitely the real deal.
 
mrplunkey said:
Common myth.

They receive pre-show orientation, but the guests do check out as real. And some of them are overly dramatic to get on the show attempting to create singing or other talent opportunities for themselves, but it never works.

Exception: One of the Jerry Springer midgets parlayed his appearance into seven porn film roles as well as a job with a traveling troupe of midget wrestlers.

The Kung Fu Hillbilly (a popular repeat guest) lives in Clinton, TN -- about 20 minutes from Knoxville. He's definitely the real deal.
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You are exactly right. I remember reading about a woman named Charlotte in "the Psychopath Test" (lol) she was a guest booker for Jerry Springer. They have a hotline for families in crisis to call in and they would make fun of them..(it was the only way to detach themselves and remove empathy after hearing all of these terrible stories) if they had a speech impediment, it would make their day.

She would ask them what medication they were on..they were looking for crazy but not too crazy..."just mad enough"... if you were not on medication you were not crazy enough for the show. She said Prozac was perfect...the guest probably isn't really depressed, but mad and angry enough to go to a doctor..perfect. They don't want them to be so crazy they leave the show and kill themselves (though that's happened) in fact there was an episode called "My Boyfriend Is Too Vain" she pushed the guy for all the details of his vanity lol...protein shakes etc..put him on the show..everyone laughs at him..a couple days later he calls Charlotte, he's slit his wrists...
 
superdave said:
lol @ plunks extensive knowledge of springer
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I'm a springer connoisseur.

It's probably a side effect of having the lowest drama personal life in the universe.

I feel badly for the people who don't deserve what they got -- so it's not schadenfreude. But I have no empathy for the ones who create their own fate. My favorite is when some swinging dick cheater gets busted hooking up with a girl, only to find out that "she" is a "he".
 
cindylou said:
lmfao! I just now watched the vid...lol

that was not the reaction I was expecting :D
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95% of them flip the hell out.

Best I remember, I've seen one "go with it" (the one in the video). I've seen two, one man and one woman, say they'd consider it an see where it goes.

Another lesson from Jerry: Familiarity, proximity and alcohol are not your friends. From there, all it takes is a spark (i.e. a chance meeting at a bar, a game of cards or a public outing) and you'll end-up on Jerry. Also, don't pass out on your significant other. That's typically when they hook up with the neighbor.
 
Also, you don't see cheaters on Jerry when both partners work.

Most common cheater: Stay-at-home dad unsuccessfully looking for work. Woman will provide for him and he'll still bang a stripper/neighbor/her cousin. I can't figure that one out. If the guy just used that same energy to find work instead of nay-nay, he'd be able to support the family.
 
mrplunkey said:
95% of them flip the hell out.

Best I remember, I've seen one "go with it" (the one in the video). I've seen two, one man and one woman, say they'd consider it an see where it goes.

Another lesson from Jerry: Familiarity, proximity and alcohol are not your friends. From there, all it takes is a spark (i.e. a chance meeting at a bar, a game of cards or a public outing) and you'll end-up on Jerry. Also, don't pass out on your significant other. That's typically when they hook up with the neighbor.
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he didn't flip out because she/he was the best looking "female" he's ever had a shot with..
 
Jerry took it up a notch today.

Started off like a regular show. Girl shows up and says she suspects her man is cheating.

Other woman comes out and admits she's cheating with the guy.

Guy comes out and gets hell beaten out of him.

It's now time for the mom/sister/friend of cheated-on girl to come out and help her beat the hell out of the guy.

In this case, it's the mom.

Then the guys says: "I didn't bring you here today because of this girl. I brought you here to tell you I also hooked up with your mom."

Well done Jerry. Well done.
 
mrplunkey said:
Jerry took it up a notch today.

Started off like a regular show. Girl shows up and says she suspects her man is cheating.

Other woman comes out and admits she's cheating with the guy.

Guy comes out and gets hell beaten out of him.

It's now time for the mom/sister/friend of cheated-on girl to come out and help her beat the hell out of the guy.

In this case, it's the mom.

Then the guys says: "I didn't bring you here today because of this girl. I brought you here to tell you I also hooked up with your mom."

Well done Jerry. Well done.
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Masterful, rich, and compelling entertainment.
 
Mr. dB said:
Actors. Scripted. Only thing being exploited here is the audience.
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look at all the zoo animals here that eat that shit up....fucking hilarious that so called educated adult men watch this junk. Personally i feel you've regressed to the level of a primate if you allow yourself to take in this nonsense.
 
redsamurai said:
look at all the zoo animals here that eat that shit up....fucking hilarious that so called educated adult men watch this junk. Personally i feel you've regressed to the level of a primate if you allow yourself to take in this nonsense.
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You fail to appreciate Jerry's hidden complexity.
 
mrplunkey said:
Jerry took it up a notch today.

Started off like a regular show. Girl shows up and says she suspects her man is cheating.

Other woman comes out and admits she's cheating with the guy.

Guy comes out and gets hell beaten out of him.

It's now time for the mom/sister/friend of cheated-on girl to come out and help her beat the hell out of the guy.

In this case, it's the mom.

Then the guys says: "I didn't bring you here today because of this girl. I brought you here to tell you I also hooked up with your mom."

Well done Jerry. Well done.
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It's like Julius Caesar...et tu, Brutus?
 
i want to know why these women that strike the bf/husband are not arrested on spouse abuse/battery charges...

fcuk that.. no woman let a lone would i allow a man to put their hands on me..
 
SpyWizard said:
i want to know why these women that strike the bf/husband are not arrested on spouse abuse/battery charges...

fcuk that.. no woman let a lone would i allow a man to put their hands on me..
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I'm sure they sign an iron-clad release. That protects Jerry & company, but probably still doesn't protect them from criminal charges.

Here are the rules, as best I can determine:

1) Girls can fight girls; Guys can fight guys

2) No closed hands to the face. They'll let them smack each other in the face and they'll let them punch to the midsection. But you can't combine fists and faces.

3) Girls can beat the hell out of guys. If a guy specifically asks to keep a woman off him, the bouncers will generally do so.

4) Guys can't hit girls. If a guy even tries to tie-up a girl's hands, the bouncers are all over him. They most definitely won't let a guy hit a girl or really even get in her face.

5) Trannies are an exception... if the guy posing as a girl is feminine, they won't let the duped guy beat the hell out of him. But if the trannie is masculine, it's all fair game -- they can fight.

6) Pregnant women can't be touched. They'll even sometimes have a surrogate (i.e. friend or parent) come fight for them.

7) Heels of any height have to come off before they'll let you fight.

8) You can't do anything aggressive (even toward your opponent) if Jerry is anywhere near.

9) If Jerry tries to talk to you or tells you to settle down, you better do it. And don't interrupt him. I saw him kick a girl completely off the set for not being quiet at the right time.

10) If the bell rings, you're supposed to fight.

And if you're a really Jerry connoisseur, you can tell if they're gonna fight. Check the earrings. If they are wearing dangling earrings, they won't fight. If a woman comes out with no earrings on, it's virtually certain they'll fight. The only tough case to call are people with stud earrings. Those vary case-by-case.

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
 
mrplunkey said:
And if you're a really Jerry connoisseur, you can tell if they're gonna fight. Check the earrings. If they are wearing dangling earrings, they won't fight. If a woman comes out with no earrings on, it's virtually certain they'll fight. The only tough case to call are people with stud earrings. Those vary case-by-case.

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
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Holy Crap. You're Sherlock Holmes. I never noticed that.
 
I always assumed Jerry and Maurie were competitors. But if you watch their shows, they use the same lead-in and lead-out animation graphics.

I suspect the are coopetitors.
 
mrplunkey said:
I'm sure they sign an iron-clad release. That protects Jerry & company, but probably still doesn't protect them from criminal charges.

Here are the rules, as best I can determine:

1) Girls can fight girls; Guys can fight guys

2) No closed hands to the face. They'll let them smack each other in the face and they'll let them punch to the midsection. But you can't combine fists and faces.

3) Girls can beat the hell out of guys. If a guy specifically asks to keep a woman off him, the bouncers will generally do so.

4) Guys can't hit girls. If a guy even tries to tie-up a girl's hands, the bouncers are all over him. They most definitely won't let a guy hit a girl or really even get in her face.

5) Trannies are an exception... if the guy posing as a girl is feminine, they won't let the duped guy beat the hell out of him. But if the trannie is masculine, it's all fair game -- they can fight.

6) Pregnant women can't be touched. They'll even sometimes have a surrogate (i.e. friend or parent) come fight for them.

7) Heels of any height have to come off before they'll let you fight.

8) You can't do anything aggressive (even toward your opponent) if Jerry is anywhere near.

9) If Jerry tries to talk to you or tells you to settle down, you better do it. And don't interrupt him. I saw him kick a girl completely off the set for not being quiet at the right time.

10) If the bell rings, you're supposed to fight.

And if you're a really Jerry connoisseur, you can tell if they're gonna fight. Check the earrings. If they are wearing dangling earrings, they won't fight. If a woman comes out with no earrings on, it's virtually certain they'll fight. The only tough case to call are people with stud earrings. Those vary case-by-case.

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
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lol omg
 
redsamurai said:
and i bet everyone that watches that show is a complete and utter horseshit fuckhat.
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They tape in Connecticut and have several busloads of college students attending every show. I've seen him introduce groups from places like Yale and Princeton.


Edit: Yale and Princeton are fairly prestigious colleges in the northeastern United States. I briefly forgot my audience here.
 
mrplunkey said:
They tape in Connecticut and have several busloads of college students attending every show. I've seen him introduce groups from places like Yale and Princeton.


Edit: Yale and Princeton are fairly prestigious colleges in the northeastern United States. I briefly forgot my audience here.
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A) I am not impressed by Yale and Princeton, those guys built this fairly unimpressive and underwhelming society so even if I beleived that Yalies and Princeton fags were showing up at jery springer tapings I wouldn't care and it would simply verify a hypothesis i've been developing for sometime now. You have been a major contributor to it by the way.

B) I don't beleive it. Not that i think that highly of those people but I know they are protective of a certain image. I highly doubt anybody from Yale, princeton, Harvard etc, etc with a serious post graduate goal in mind are hopping on the springer bus.

maybe some little homo's who are being put through school by daddy and are just intent on graduating from an ivy league school with some bland degree that they have no intention of persuing, maybe they are showing up getting drunk and basically going on a safari. But otherwise miss me with your ivy league theory. Just miss me period but really miss me on this bullshit.
 
redsamurai said:
A) I am not impressed by Yale and Princeton, those guys built this fairly unimpressive and underwhelming society so even if I beleived that Yalies and Princeton fags were showing up at jery springer tapings I wouldn't care and it would simply verify a hypothesis i've been developing for sometime now. You have been a major contributor to it by the way.

B) I don't beleive it. Not that i think that highly of those people but I know they are protective of a certain image. I highly doubt anybody from Yale, princeton, Harvard etc, etc with a serious post graduate goal in mind are hopping on the springer bus.

maybe some little homo's who are being put through school by daddy and are just intent on graduating from an ivy league school with some bland degree that they have no intention of persuing, maybe they are showing up getting drunk and basically going on a safari. But otherwise miss me with your ivy league theory. Just miss me period but really miss me on this bullshit.
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Here's the link so Sam Lee, writing on January 28, 2011 about his experience at the Jerry Springer show in the Yale school newspaper.

The Yale Herald Blog Archive Yale, meet Jerry. Jerry, meet Yale.

God I've missed you. Others here try to talk out of their ass from time to time, but no one can do it like you can. Please stay on EF this time.

P.S. And just in case you couldn't bring yourself to click on the link, I thought I'd post a picture of the students just so you couldn't miss this inescapable evidence:

jerry-1

http://yaleherald.com/news/yale-meet-jerry-jerry-meet-yale/attachment/jerry-1/

Enjoy!
 
well i'll be damned, the hypothesis was right.

"And then Jerry comes out. We begin chanting immediately, like Pavlov’s dogs in a butcher shop. “JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!” Todd, stage right, urges us on."

I guess i was still holding out that certain ivy league schools maintained a degree of respectability even if I wasn't terribly impressed with the graduates they were pumping out. I guess i'd be wasting my time explaining to you what a travesty this is wouldn't I? I mean let's just poop in our hands.
 
redsamurai said:
well i'll be damned, the hypothesis was right.

"And then Jerry comes out. We begin chanting immediately, like Pavlov’s dogs in a butcher shop. “JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!” Todd, stage right, urges us on."

I guess i was still holding out that certain ivy league schools maintained a degree of respectability even if I wasn't terribly impressed with the graduates they were pumping out. I guess i'd be wasting my time explaining to you what a travesty this is wouldn't I? I mean let's just poop in our hands.
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Awww... so you were talking out of your ass?

Say it ain't so!
 
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