I'll tell you waht guys

[Spartacus]

if you need reasons to not marry w/o actually getting married
move into a "family" neighborhood
and be "batchelor jones"
my thoughts to follow after I wiz

 

[Spartacus]

fat guy across the street I shared beers with when we did yard work
now fat guy is married and only see him FTF when he wants to purchase some second hand dirty DVDs
mid-afternoon when he can get me at the right hour
$30 for 4

 

[Spartacus]

like a drug exchange

 

[Spartacus]

and waht's the dealio with mom's only waving to you when their alone in the suv?
I bagged one today as I was hosing off the pavement
she was traveling passenger side staring straight ahead
I was concentrating on my job at hand,but was aware of the vehicle
at the last fuckin' moment she looked over at me,and my timing being just right I caught her
heh
have a nice time at walmart as I know he did

 

[Gymgurl]

You need to find yourself a lonely one lol

 

[PICK3]

I bagged one today as I was hosing off the pavement

specifics bro

 

[Spartacus]

You need to find yourself a lonely one lol

one time I found an invite in my mailbox to a sort of neighborhood party
in a cul-de-sac about 4 houses down
I made the mistake of bringing along a big fake titted blonde in my open air jeep
we never left the jeep
she said "I'm not going there"
kids were running around so I was wtf?
the kids weren't waht she was worried about
she was 42 btw,but damn sure didn't look it

 

[Spartacus]

specifics bro

if I have to explain it to you you don't understand
maybe you will one day

 

[PBR]

i live on a street full of single guys...one hottie that never comes out of her house. she darts out early in the am and returns late at night to avoid us. smart chick.

 

[Spartacus]

i live on a street full of single guys...one hottie that never comes out of her house. she darts out early in the am and returns late at night to avoid us. smart chick.

like me except I'm a guy
I've taken to wearing long sleeve shirts in july while mowing the lawn
I keep the cool toyz in the garage and drive a 12 year old bronco
I pay a $50 dollar pool fee and go out there twice a summer

 

[BigRupe]

i live on a street full of single guys...one hottie that never comes out of her house. she darts out early in the am and returns late at night to avoid us. smart chick.

LMAO. She can probably smell the testosterone in the air.

 

[Spartacus]

fags such as AAP don't understand neighborhood dynamics
they live in condos or townhomes or whatever
no messy yardwork

 

[Spartacus]

not that a fag,which I place on the same plane as a Catholic priest
has any idea about M/F relationships
and all this bellyaching because they can't marry

 

[Spartacus]

"must be the money"

 

[Spartacus]

old school
follow the power trail and it always ends with a microphone

 

[Sassy69]

On the other side, its also weird being the big titted blonde 40 yr old single girl at the company where its mostly all married geeks who live in the suburbs.

 

[swole]

people find any excuse to get married

there's nothing wrong with being picky

or single forever because of it

great thread btw

 

[PBR]

LMAO. She can probably smell the testosterone in the air.

it was funny the other day she was home and locked herself out of the house...she was in a total panic. i was coming back from the pool and asked if i could help...she said, "no, its ok my BF is real close he'll be here in a second"...im like ok no problem. an hour later she was sitting on the porch still locked out.

 

[Spartacus]

On the other side, its also weird being the big titted blonde 40 yr old single girl at the company where its mostly all married geeks who live in the suburbs.

that was the point
she didn't like the way the wives were shakin' her down
and you thought it was the guys
heh

 

[Spartacus]

reread what I wrote
I only eliminated the kids as the source of her fear
for the record I dated her for about 6 weeks and never got to meet her 2 children
we shared a hotel room the night we met
I can't remember if she paid or I did
but we did this twice and I never got a bill on my credit card

 

[dawookie]

we shared a hotel room the night we met
I can't remember if she paid or I did
but we did this twice and I never got a bill on my credit card

hell yeah