I'll be honest with you,

[kronk]

I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings When a Man Loves a Woman!

 

[manny78]

this thread is gay.........

 

[Y_lifter]

 

[Longhorn85]

For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings When a Man Loves a Woman!

Except of course when Percy Sledge sings it.

 

[kronk]

this thread is gay.........

No one is this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Nayee-Nanajar. Nayeenanajar.

 

[FBI]

office space

 

[kronk]

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

 

[Hannibal]

I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings When a Man Loves a Woman!

no talent ass-clown....

 

[BodhiDharma]

 

[kronk]

Re: Re: I'll be honest with you,

no talent ass-clown....

I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him, but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck.

 

[Dougly]

"I celebrate his entire catalog."

 

[dballer]

So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life.

This is my favorite line from the movie.

 

[kronk]

"I celebrate his entire catalog."

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler.

 

[Puddles]

Someone's been hitting on the bong at work again.

 

[Dougly]

Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler.

No, hell no. I believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

 

[kronk]

No, hell no. I believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...

 

[Dougly]

Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt on the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...

Kronk has mad flare.

 

[Hannibal]

No, hell no. I believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that.

Looks like somebody's got a case of the MONDAYS...

 

[kronk]

Looks like somebody's got a case of the MONDAYS...

Yeah, well, at least you're name isn't Michael Bolton.

 

[BodhiDharma]

 

[Hannibal]

Yeah, well, at least you're name isn't Michael Bolton.

It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat"! You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO!

 

[kronk]

It's a "Jump to Conclusions Mat"! You see, you have this mat, with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO!

That is the worst idea I've ever heard!

 

[Hannibal]

That is the worst idea I've ever heard!

Yes, this is horrible, this idea!

 

[FBI]

the worst part about office space is that there is a woman who looks EXACTLY, and i stress the exactly, like milton whom i work with, and we can't make fun of her because we think she might have cancer.

 

[Dougly]

Kronk, I think ette's "O" face would make a great avatar!