Iggy's official masterbowl thread

[iggy]

Well i know it's lent now. i for one am not religious, but figure i will give up all things sexual. no jerking off, videobox, and anything with girls except making out or fingering them.

anyone else is free to join this contest. winner will get some K. be truthful, i know i will. you guys can try to guess how long i will last without too. my longest time was one week in the past 2 years.

 

[PICK3]

I'm giving up anal

 

[chris302001]

I dont usually last longer than a day.....my guess is you wont either...

Are u running a cycle?

 

[puddlemonkey]

45 minutes

 

[iggy]

LOL. no chris bro. i'm 19. wouldn't cycle till much later in life. just doing this for the hell of it. it's a challenge.

 

[Smurfy]

iggy, something about you seems older than 19. just sayin

 

[chris302001]

LOL. no chris bro. i'm 19. wouldn't cycle till much later in life. just doing this for the hell of it. it's a challenge.

ur 19 tho.....I would guess that's as good as running a cycle when it comes to sex drive.....

 

[iggy]

what do you mean smurfy? your scaring me....

 

[iggy]

well tonight this girl that was over knew nothing about DMT, serotonin, dopamine, or how most drugs affect humans. So after i explained a few things to her she told me i was a genius. LOL, tried explaining to her i wasn't even that smart. it was just basic knowledge. if it means anything smurf i started growing facial hair when i was 14

 

[nimbus]

well tonight this girl that was over knew nothing about DMT, serotonin, dopamine, or how most drugs affect humans. So after i explained a few things to her she told me i was a genius. LOL, tried explaining to her i wasn't even that smart. it was just basic knowledge. if it means anything smurf i started growing facial hair when i was 14

did you bang her?

 

[iggy]

no, there were 4 guys over my place with her and her friend. everyone was sober i just got back from doing back and they were doing salvia in my living room. so i cooked some lean ground beef with garlic, spices, and a hint of lime, ate a whole bag of baby spinach, and watched them trip.

i know a LOT about drugs since a few of my friends know a shitload about them and do them all the time. i don't do any from the occasional drinking 1 a week - 2 weeks and only caffeine i take in is from amp02, lipoflame, or green tea/verve.

 

[iggy]

alright here's the deal.

i already lost. first one to guess within 10 minutes of the time gets the k.

 

[nimbus]

4.30 central time
5.30 eastern time

what the fuck time zone is ohio

 

[nimbus]

salvia is such a loser drug

 

[iggy]

EST. yeah i know. salvia produces mostly bad trips. there is a BLOWOUT of kids my age wanting to try it though. every teen i knew that had smoked the mary-j once had to do salvia.

i've done it twice. both trips were similar.

I inhaled. fell onto the ground. numbers rose from the ground. 3's and 4's and 7's. i was grabbing them and eating them. my friends laughed and taped it on their phones. them laughing at me scared me. suddenly i knew none of them and forgot where the fuck i was, what planet i was on. stumbled around. got into my car. drove home (yeah it was stupid, only because they were watching a different buddy of mine do it). i saw canoli's in the upstairs fridge. I ate seven of them. my buddy C called me and asked where the fuck i was. told him i drove him, he called me a dumbass and i went back. second time i was eating numbers again.

will never do it again. but i recommend trying once in your life. no side effects to it. or at least not any known. Maztec Indians did this for years also.

 

[nimbus]

iggster i was guessing a time, 5.30.. too late or too early?

 

[iggy]

cant tell you. it would ruin it. you guys got 1 day to choose the correct time. you were off though.

 

[nimbus]

I was joking, i meant 5:05

 

[chris302001]

well tonight this girl that was over knew nothing about DMT, serotonin, dopamine, or how most drugs affect humans. So after i explained a few things to her she told me i was a genius. LOL, tried explaining to her i wasn't even that smart. it was just basic knowledge. if it means anything smurf i started growing facial hair when i was 14

Back off iggster!

 

[iggy]

c'mon guys, no more guesses? this is sad. it's super f#$%ing easy to guess it right and get the k.

 

[nimbus]

2 am eastern time

 

[iggy]

later.

 

[hurricane]

Well i know it's lent now. i for one am not religious, but figure i will give up all things sexual. no jerking off, videobox, and anything with girls except making out or fingering them.

anyone else is free to join this contest. winner will get some K. be truthful, i know i will. you guys can try to guess how long i will last without too. my longest time was one week in the past 2 years.

so this is what u doing with all the k ive been giving u eh>?

 

[nimbus]

3 am eastern time

 

[nimbus]

im officially on the interwebs guessing what time someone masturbated

 

[iggy]

rofl, fuck it this is a silly thread. i'm closing it and giving you the k nimbus. i didn't realize how weird/silly this thread was till you stated that.

 

[nimbus]

buckets!!! what are you up to iggs? i just got to tahoe; tomorrow i get to find out if one can ski with mangled toes.

 

[iggy]

i lost 200 bucks gambling. got searched in the u.s. randomly (guy told us) and this fat bp lady was being a bitch and asked me if i ever smoked crack.

cooking red meat and spinach now.